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June 15, 2026

Cheese Stands Alone, Frozen Snow Children, Rocky Disappointment, Tablespoon Of Sadness

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a major cheese attraction, that leaves some people sweaty, and cheeseless. A Taco Bell, that seems to measure their taco ingredients by the tablespoon, but has plenty of "crud" in the bathroom. A museum of rocks, that makes some people understand that it's sometimes boring to stare at rocks. A community center, where you may pick up a frozen kidcicle & much more!!

Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

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Comments (49)

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Kaylee Greer · June 29, 2026

16:03 - YALL GOT FIESTAS?

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Nunya_bsnss · June 23, 2026

18:30 Calendar Merch opportunity 🤣

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Cain Porter · June 19, 2026

Southern Illinoisan here. I know what Taco John’s they had. Lmao

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Jacqueline Hannaford · June 18, 2026

The American obsession with ice 😆 it's catching on here, nooooo

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Lord Gekko · June 18, 2026

Only Americans use duck sauce.

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Don Nelson · June 17, 2026

Not all Gouda cheese is smoked, Jimmie. 😏

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Mary · June 17, 2026

Too bad I don’t waitress anymore (never thought I would say that), Betty Bad Service would have been a perfect name for me. I sucked.

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Michele Kiggins · June 16, 2026

Actually, the spaghetti MRE is good, in my opinion. Pepsi is not good. The only time I said that I liked it was when I did the test, in the 80s. I would say that I liked it, for what? I crappy little Pepsi pin. Gross, gross, gross.

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Candace Page · June 16, 2026

Look at the website guys 🤣🤣🤣

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Renata · June 16, 2026

Maybe kids should actually use their fucking coats!

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Joshua L Roderick · June 16, 2026

you can't get shit for twenty dollars anymore let alone things for your whole family and for all day it's not 1983 anymore Grandpa sorry

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Melanie Chavez · June 16, 2026

Jeff Sweeney, where are you?!

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Mavs · June 16, 2026

Shoutout to James and Jimmie for their review of Taco John’s! My favorite fast food in my hometown. It’s not hot garbage! Give them 5 stars!

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Marie Cephas · June 16, 2026

Wawa started in Pennsylvania 😂

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Amy Sousa · June 16, 2026

Just when I thought I couldn’t love you any harder, I find out you both have sauce packet/battery/junk drawers in your fridges. Mad respect. ❤️

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chad cowart · June 15, 2026

taco John's over the bell jim?!?? oh hellllll nah. Their ground beef tastes like catfood

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Paige Bassi · June 15, 2026

If you don’t get the potato olés at Taco John’s, you’re missing out 🤤

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Omaha, Nebraska · June 15, 2026

did you guys not get taco john's while in omaha? fucked up, mans

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Jordyn Fahey · June 15, 2026

Did Jimmie just say he keeps his AA batteries in the fridge? 😭 I guess in Phoenix maybe it’s a good call??

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Rosemary SegastureSaylor · June 15, 2026

So called out about the Taco Bell packets. 🤣

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Unemployed_History_Major · June 15, 2026

The military uses love a lot now, actually lol it isn’t Major Payne anymore. Hearts and minds. It’s all about winning hearts and minds. And trying to stay off the home page of CNN lol I received more training on legal stuff and not raping people than I did on how to kill someone.

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Joe Weniger · June 15, 2026

Taco Bell Community. Where you at? Maybe we start a club or a gang. Not sure yet.

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David Burns · June 15, 2026

You should do a review on “the dive bar shirt club” there are some really funny ones

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Liz Rutherford · June 15, 2026

Next time you drive through Illinois, stop off in Springfield and get your asses a horseshoe. Toast, meat (hamburger, bacon, etc) cheese and cheese sauce (goes on top, thankyewverymuch). A heart attack on a plate, but so fucking good.

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Bethany Sutherland · June 15, 2026

It 100% doesn’t surprise me that James organizes his sauce packets from take away places.

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Stephen Watts · June 15, 2026

Work in Dublin, the real one in Ireland not the fake Georgia one and it is the first time I remember the museum I work at needing air conditioning heat has been insane this year.

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Judy Cronje · June 15, 2026

Brodje = bread, its kind of like an open sandwich

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Alicia Grant · June 15, 2026

My husband orders a nacho bell grande with steak extra cheese no tomatoes every time we go to Taco Bell. Couple of months back we get home and all that is on there is meat and chips. No cheese how the fuck do you forget cheese on nachos. We laughed at that for hours

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Smalls (smallenoughtofit) · June 15, 2026

I actually know part of why fast food places are such dumps: McDonaldization. It's a real phenomenon we study in Sociology, pioneered first by McDonalds and adopted elsewhere. Essentially, they do the math and see what the minimum number of people (running at top speed and efficiency) it takes to run any shift without the store bursting into flames. Then they only schedule that many. This means if there are any delays or slowdowns, if anyone is sick or just moving a little slow, or even if anything isnt running at a full-throttle tilt, everything falls apart and you cannot catch up. It's a way of maximizing profits because you save on staffing by pushing your workers to inhumane levels

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Cara (Care-uh) · June 15, 2026

My husband was stationed in Wiesbaden, Germany for a hot minute during winter, and when he'd FaceTime me while he was out, the city looked like a literal storybook Christmas town - it was WILD and I was so jealous, sitting here in dusty ass El Paso, Texas lol

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Auntie Andie · June 15, 2026

I put all the packets into a cabinet drawer, so we just call it the packet drawer. Cheese Chat with James and Jimmie. I have a friend of mine who is a cheese fan. She makes cheese cults in Discord servers she joins. I sent her this episode to enjoy the cheese.

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Chris Green · June 15, 2026

Please do the McDonalds on Jefferson @ I-44 in St. Louis, MO. I’m completely convinced this is the worst McDonalds in America. Riddled with bullet holes and awful environment. I’m sure you’ll get plenty laughs. I hate this place 😭

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Gabrielle Lux · June 15, 2026

What part of Southern Illinois, I wonder? 💀 I live in that area, but I'm right next to civilization (St. Louis). But some of the smaller towns around here have that "You ain't from around here" hills-have-eyes sort of feel. 😅

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Em Vy · June 15, 2026

Absolutely loving the cheese talk as a Dutchie 😂

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Jim L · June 15, 2026

Blessed are the cheese makers. The Greek will inherit the Earth. John Cleese or Graham Chapman said that

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Jocelyn · June 15, 2026

Anyone else listening to the terrible taco bell reviews and still getting a wicked craving for taco bell?

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Carey Turner · June 15, 2026

Yes! Doesn’t matter what time it is!

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Jim L · June 15, 2026

Lll a

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Alex Gibbs · June 15, 2026

Hey cheesecake and a stout could actually be a pretty good combo

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Carey Turner · June 15, 2026

I’d try it.

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Eddie LeBoeuf Jr · June 15, 2026

This episode was "Very cheesy"

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Esther Peerdeman · June 15, 2026

Yes Belgium is "amazing", come and do some shows here! After some belgian beer you will not notice the surroundings 😉

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Esther Peerdeman · June 15, 2026

Finally you came to the Netherlands! We have loads more haha

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Jill Royson · June 15, 2026

Hey Jimmie, buffalo mozzarella is made from water buffalo milk 😊

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NonniX2 · June 15, 2026

Does it surprise anyone that James organizes his sauce packets?

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Pepper Kepper · June 15, 2026

Not one bit surprised 😂😂

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Cosmo's ma · June 15, 2026

I blame my depression era grandmother for instilling the "refrigerator junk draw" mindset in me. Haha

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Lizzy J · June 16, 2026

My depression era grandma has a second freezer in the garage that is wild. We could probably survive the apocalypse for a couple months. 😂

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Kramer and his Cougar MILF · June 15, 2026

34:40 - Missed a Cheese Whiz opportunity 🧀