Broken Down Batman, Mud Patch Beach, One Big Sand Trap
More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for children's party service, where Spiderman may have a mullet, and Moana might try to strong-arm you for a tip. A "beach" that is technically near water, but is actually a tiny patch of mud & sticks. A golf course, where they seem to care more about how fast you're playing, than if you're enjoying yourself & much more!!
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Comments (50)
Uh oh. I really enjoy Red Robin's salmon.... That mixed with all you can eat fries is pretty sweet.
Listening to this from Toledo is hilarious
I love how you guys correct grammer yet still say "wait on line" 🤣🤣🤣
we don't have waffle houses in our great state, ihop is the closest we have
😂😂😂my husband charges less 😉@Reputable Repair
You would love this one, lady said "if I could give 6 stars I would" I immediately thought of you two 🤭
'I've beaten a clown up before, and I will do again' - LMAO 🤣
I live so close to Apache Junction- lol. It’s a special place for sure.
Stfuuu james I actually belly laughed over going to the beach and golf course but having NO RELIEF lmao
The Ensenada chicken platter is legit!
I’d like to book story time with Janes & jimmy 😂 I’ve never laughed so hard 🤣
My buddy loves playing golf so damn much that he works at Top Golf and gets free time on the range
LOL i just got back from AZ we went to Goldfield Ghost town right by Apache Junction and I lived in AJ in the late 90's!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Re, the ice cube : many years ago my partner was a line cook at an open kitchen diner full of punks and idiots. Once when the runner went to go grab a customers sandwich, he goes “wait I forgot to seal it with a kiss”, kissed his two fingers, and then touched the sandwich. The customer saw and made him make it again.
The Maumee is a river and a lot of people call it “The Muddy Maumee.” I live in Northwest Ohio and it runs through a few of the towns around here.
😂😂 James - Cesary 😂! Perhaps Cesare? Ceasare even? 😂
Sodawater is just any soda.. like saying Pop. Its just like saying give me a Coke:)
It makes me so happy when you guys shit on Lincoln, NE. I hate it here! If I could give this town zero stars, I WOULD!!! ❤️✌🏼
There are these comedians that do standup on a golf course, roasting the players. You pay them to follow you around and make jokes about you and your friends. I’d pay James and Jimmie good money to do that for a birthday!
My FIL plays golf 4 days a week, walks the whole course and has a 5 handicap so you could say he's pretty good! I have to listen to music, have a beer at the turn and I STILL get frustrated as hell by the end of the round! 😂
So glad “River Talk with James and Jimmie” is back 🙌
I need a James and Jimmie birthday party
Toledo is 35 mins from me... no beach. Lmaoooo
I'll have the salmon and a short stack. 😂🤢
Can we get a “take what you need” Tshirt??? Truly everything for a house related repair is 5k…
Just so you know, we don't have a Longhorn Steakhouse in Lincoln. If you want to go out for Thanksgiving, hit up Cracker Barrel. 😆
James, you can't mention that you beat up a clown before without telling the story, now I won't stop thinking about what caused it.
Spiderman got his ass kicked by Sandman, before he showed up.
Ok kids your turn to try on the Dog Collar and say yes Master. Story time with James and Jimmy🤦♀️😂😂
A lot of Emo or Punk kids would go sit at IHOP in the middle of the night and only drink cup after cup of coffee and irritate the staff.
Sorry James you really do sound congested. Hope you feel better soon.
Makes every Monday worth it 🙏
This might be my favorite episode in a while. The “custom” parties had me howling.
I would 100% book a party with Jimmie and James.
My friends and I would book you guys for a party so fast
Thank you guys so much for making Monday morning not suck nearly as bad as it would without YSO!
Story time with James, while Jimmie is grilling groundhog for the kiddos 😆 🤣 My twins turn 10 in February, you're both invited hahahahaha
Your child is adorable. I never had a birthday party growing up with my folks. A couple with grandparents. I’ve always wanted to ask my parents, “Why?” Both parents worked.
Please become available for birthdays!
The Saturday night before this episode released there was a 15-20 person fight in the parking lot at this exact IHOP.
you'd think the walmart across the street would be the fight place, but no, it's ihop
Need a shirt that says take what you need! Lmfao
Yes!!!!!!!
Ticket means support ticket. Most companies use em though I imagine neither James nor Jimmie needs to use em
You never want the decor to be crawling.
Hahaha. I lost my shit when James mentions the corn in the taco meat at Sizzler. I worked there when I was in high school, ahhh, the memories. 🤣🤣❤️🤣
I worked at sizzlers in high school too. The shit we did. 🤣
New episode!yaaaaaaaaayyy!!!
Anything that uses Philly in its name, isn’t.
Just in time for my drive to work!