How Not To Handle Your Meat, A Weird Roller Experience, County Fair Of Lies
More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a county fair, where people feel it's not quite up to standard for a wedding, and they may throw you out, after "making up lies" about you. A roller rink in West Virginia, where the complaints all seem to center around the owner, who people insist is very "weird". An IHOP, that proves that you shouldn't order more than one meat in your omelette & much more!!
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Comments (49)
I’m a little late, but I had my birthday party at Roller-Rama and can confirm that the reviews are 100% spot on lmao
I’ve never had a dog that would be a black olive.
this might be because in midwestern but i drink milk with every meal i don’t view it as only acceptable with certain things lol
WHY do I persist in listening to this show while eating???
Before the Bible was written the Jewish ppl were praying “our god, creator of the universe”. They knew back then how large our world/universe whatever was. And if god is real, who is to say god the creator of the universe didn’t create other creatures in different universes. But yet still even with our technology we still have no sighs of other life. As for flying objects off radar of Air Force pilots, the government could be involved with new tech and won’t tell the military. They have top secret projects that aren’t known to anyone.
I have never left any Chinese buffet thinking I made a good life decision.
My soul dog hated all things peanut butter lol it was the only thing he hated. And my brothers dog does the same thing Frankie does with pancakes
7:25 you were talking about Bosco sticks. It’s like a seasoned breadstick with cheese in the middle. They are honestly so good & were sold as a whole meal in school. They are definitely not a whole meal lol
Kearney is in western Nebraska! I lived there first when I first moved to Nebraska. 😂 You cant spell drunk without UNK!
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1:08:30 Wife got the mushrooms... I can guarantee you that s*** was soggy and grew botulism
Y’all make us so dang happy! 😆 🙃😉
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My school got their food from GFS. I've gone and gotten a huge box of those fiestada hexigon pizzas. So good
21:20 it is law, for peak American Chinese cuisine experience that you NEED a Coke or Pepsi. The acidity and sugar blends perfectly with the foods
That is the worst IHOP I have ever been to.
I can verify in my area Chunky Cheese sells beer and wine.
West Virginian here. No, no one knows the “they’re/there/their” or the “to/too/two” options. Or anything where there’s multiple choices, the whole damn state gets it wrong. Every chance they get 😂 reading anything on the local Facebook page would kill James!
"Pupu" is appetizer in Hawaiian, we enjoy joking about the word too Also, I think Jimmie's mom ordered Gau gee mein, chow mein with crispy Gau gee on top
James and Jimmy need to look up Kalamazoo County fair in Kalamazoo, Michigan at one point in time the only rides they had were bouncy houses
My dog does the same thing as Frankie but with french fries.
Mine too!
Yeah Chuck E Cheese sells beer but they only sell you like 2 alcoholic drinks per hour or something like that
Yawl DO keep me going everyday. Im a driver so I listen to you guys all the time. Easily my top favorite podcast!
Wooooooooooooooooo
Bosco sticks😂 My kids loved those school lunch days.
I love drinking milk.....but with Chinese food? Ewwww. No
I can say that im glad I grew up in the 80s. Nothing beats elementary school pizza. Served with corn as a side.
All I can say for James and Jimmy, remind people that spell check and Grammarly exist, lol.
Chuck E Cheese does sell beer.....there's a limit though of 2.
People really have the wrong idea about Green Bay. I understand that there are jokes and stereotypes, but there's more than 1 "ethnic" restaurant in Green Bay. There is a huge Hmong population in the area, a substantial amount of Hispanics, and many actual authentic restaurants, not Taco Bell or Panda Express. It's not just 90k white people and 45 black guys on the Packers who live in town.
Nuance isn't funny though, That's why they didn't mention it in a comedy podcast.
Government cheese used in schools that you could put enough heat on it that would melt platinum, and that shit still won’t melt. Ah…those were the school days, lol.
Around here, it's "gument cheese" and 90% of the south was raised on it. Hahaha!
This show is a great weight loss tool. I never want to eat again!
https://www.herald-dispatch.com/news/roll-a-rama-collects-food-for-huntington-city-mission/article_eb32ba4a-33bb-5249-ad18-f5a1c5f6c0d8.html
That's clearly not the roll a rama in W Virginia.
HUNTINGTON, W.Va. (WCHS) — The drug crisis in Huntington created a challenge for Roll-A-Rama, the city’s skating rink, as it tried to create a safe place for kids to come. Then, the pandemic forced the rink to close. Now, though, owner Levi Hogan said the rink is seeing a post-pandemic resurgence as it had to at first start selling advanced tickets to its public skating hours.
Starting to think they spent a LOT of time on grammar in GED class!
I was just talking to my wife about this.
The roller ring had my dying laughing. Love these guys
Would you say that County Fair has a Heavy Petting Zoo?
I love egg foo young, it's like a thick fried omelette patty that has veggies and protein and this brown gravy sauce. It's a Chinese-American thing, i order it all the time lol
Came to say the same thing! Egg Foo Young is underrated.
NEBRASKA, BEST AND LAST!
Oh my. I think I had a stroke listening to the roller rink reviews. 😄
Fun fact: oranges originated from Himalayas/China.
That yak in the back will spit on it first, too.
The best duo out there!!!!
