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May 25, 2026

How Not To Handle Your Meat, A Weird Roller Experience, County Fair Of Lies

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a county fair, where people feel it's not quite up to standard for a wedding, and they may throw you out, after "making up lies" about you. A roller rink in West Virginia, where the complaints all seem to center around the owner, who people insist is very "weird". An IHOP, that proves that you shouldn't order more than one meat in your omelette & much more!!

Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

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Comments (49)

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Casey · September 30, 2026

I’m a little late, but I had my birthday party at Roller-Rama and can confirm that the reviews are 100% spot on lmao

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April Morgan · June 12, 2026

I’ve never had a dog that would be a black olive.

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Austin Green · June 12, 2026

this might be because in midwestern but i drink milk with every meal i don’t view it as only acceptable with certain things lol

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Mary · June 12, 2026

WHY do I persist in listening to this show while eating???

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Cali Girl · June 4, 2026

Before the Bible was written the Jewish ppl were praying “our god, creator of the universe”. They knew back then how large our world/universe whatever was. And if god is real, who is to say god the creator of the universe didn’t create other creatures in different universes. But yet still even with our technology we still have no sighs of other life. As for flying objects off radar of Air Force pilots, the government could be involved with new tech and won’t tell the military. They have top secret projects that aren’t known to anyone.

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Danielle Schmalz · June 4, 2026

I have never left any Chinese buffet thinking I made a good life decision.

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Strange Nobody · June 2, 2026

My soul dog hated all things peanut butter lol it was the only thing he hated. And my brothers dog does the same thing Frankie does with pancakes

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Jes Grynevich · June 1, 2026

7:25 you were talking about Bosco sticks. It’s like a seasoned breadstick with cheese in the middle. They are honestly so good & were sold as a whole meal in school. They are definitely not a whole meal lol

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Erika Fultz · May 28, 2026

Kearney is in western Nebraska! I lived there first when I first moved to Nebraska. 😂 You cant spell drunk without UNK!

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Johnna · May 28, 2026

Jn. . . .. ..........

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Nunya_bsnss · May 27, 2026

1:08:30 Wife got the mushrooms... I can guarantee you that s*** was soggy and grew botulism

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Shauna Rogers · May 27, 2026

Y’all make us so dang happy! 😆 🙃😉

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Dave Anderson · May 27, 2026

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Anthony schock · May 27, 2026

My school got their food from GFS. I've gone and gotten a huge box of those fiestada hexigon pizzas. So good

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Nunya_bsnss · May 27, 2026

21:20 it is law, for peak American Chinese cuisine experience that you NEED a Coke or Pepsi. The acidity and sugar blends perfectly with the foods

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Blue · May 27, 2026

That is the worst IHOP I have ever been to.

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Bethany Lynn · May 26, 2026

I can verify in my area Chunky Cheese sells beer and wine.

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Kayla B · May 26, 2026

West Virginian here. No, no one knows the “they’re/there/their” or the “to/too/two” options. Or anything where there’s multiple choices, the whole damn state gets it wrong. Every chance they get 😂 reading anything on the local Facebook page would kill James!

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Chevy · May 26, 2026

"Pupu" is appetizer in Hawaiian, we enjoy joking about the word too Also, I think Jimmie's mom ordered Gau gee mein, chow mein with crispy Gau gee on top

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Candace Page · May 26, 2026

James and Jimmy need to look up Kalamazoo County fair in Kalamazoo, Michigan at one point in time the only rides they had were bouncy houses

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Allison Reay · May 26, 2026

My dog does the same thing as Frankie but with french fries.

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Jennifer Bock · May 28, 2026

Mine too!

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MJ O'keeffe · May 26, 2026

Yeah Chuck E Cheese sells beer but they only sell you like 2 alcoholic drinks per hour or something like that

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MJ O'keeffe · May 26, 2026

Yawl DO keep me going everyday. Im a driver so I listen to you guys all the time. Easily my top favorite podcast!

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Zach Hollander · May 26, 2026

Wooooooooooooooooo

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Amanda Kittelson · May 26, 2026

Bosco sticks😂 My kids loved those school lunch days.

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OMAR GOBBY · May 26, 2026

I love drinking milk.....but with Chinese food? Ewwww. No

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Sgt. Slaughter's Cobra · May 25, 2026

I can say that im glad I grew up in the 80s. Nothing beats elementary school pizza. Served with corn as a side.

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Jane Shea · May 25, 2026

All I can say for James and Jimmy, remind people that spell check and Grammarly exist, lol.

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Deb Martinez · May 25, 2026

Chuck E Cheese does sell beer.....there's a limit though of 2.

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Eric · May 25, 2026

People really have the wrong idea about Green Bay. I understand that there are jokes and stereotypes, but there's more than 1 "ethnic" restaurant in Green Bay. There is a huge Hmong population in the area, a substantial amount of Hispanics, and many actual authentic restaurants, not Taco Bell or Panda Express. It's not just 90k white people and 45 black guys on the Packers who live in town.

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This Guy · May 27, 2026

Nuance isn't funny though, That's why they didn't mention it in a comedy podcast.

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Jane Shea · May 25, 2026

Government cheese used in schools that you could put enough heat on it that would melt platinum, and that shit still won’t melt. Ah…those were the school days, lol.

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Morgan Pagan · May 26, 2026

Around here, it's "gument cheese" and 90% of the south was raised on it. Hahaha!

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Jordyn Fahey · May 25, 2026

This show is a great weight loss tool. I never want to eat again!

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JoBu · May 25, 2026

https://www.herald-dispatch.com/news/roll-a-rama-collects-food-for-huntington-city-mission/article_eb32ba4a-33bb-5249-ad18-f5a1c5f6c0d8.html

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Erika Fultz · May 28, 2026

That's clearly not the roll a rama in W Virginia.

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JoBu · May 25, 2026

HUNTINGTON, W.Va. (WCHS) — The drug crisis in Huntington created a challenge for Roll-A-Rama, the city’s skating rink, as it tried to create a safe place for kids to come. Then, the pandemic forced the rink to close. Now, though, owner Levi Hogan said the rink is seeing a post-pandemic resurgence as it had to at first start selling advanced tickets to its public skating hours.

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JoBu · May 25, 2026

Starting to think they spent a LOT of time on grammar in GED class!

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Stephen Claycamp · May 25, 2026

I was just talking to my wife about this.

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Gayle Briggs · May 25, 2026

The roller ring had my dying laughing. Love these guys

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Ryan Beattie · May 25, 2026

Would you say that County Fair has a Heavy Petting Zoo?

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Telly NoLastName · May 25, 2026

I love egg foo young, it's like a thick fried omelette patty that has veggies and protein and this brown gravy sauce. It's a Chinese-American thing, i order it all the time lol

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CeeCee · May 25, 2026

Came to say the same thing! Egg Foo Young is underrated.

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Omaha, Nebraska · May 25, 2026

NEBRASKA, BEST AND LAST!

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Tammy Hedrick · May 25, 2026

Oh my. I think I had a stroke listening to the roller rink reviews. 😄

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Ashley V · May 25, 2026

Fun fact: oranges originated from Himalayas/China.

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Allen Tinker · May 25, 2026

That yak in the back will spit on it first, too.

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Sean Miller · May 25, 2026

The best duo out there!!!!