Bloody Pizza Murders - Franklin, New Jersey

My first-ish vehicle was a 2000 cavalier. Lil 2 door. Sun roof. I loved her. Cavaliers crash great. I hit a big ass doe in Indiana in Nov at night going easily 70. Didn't break until I saw fur on my windshield. My frame was bent. My sun roof was broken at the back. My front end was smashed in. I had to climb out of the passenger door to get out. The county came out. No ambulance. One deputy grabbed his shot gun to go put the doe out if her misery. I didnt hear a shot. He came back and said "You hit her good. She dead 100 yards back & she is huge." Both deputies kept telling my mom & friend that they have never seen a car that small hit a deer that big & walk away from it. Idk why they let me drive the car home because other than their definition of drive was "if it starts and moves it drives". It took a lot of muscle to get it to turn. It was completely totaled. My muffler was still attached. 🤣 But damn, I loved that lil car. After that I ended up getting a retired state Ford car that had the balls drove off of it. The heat only worked if you were driving & the faster you drove the hotter the heat. It was complete shit.

I dont give a fuck what they have done. Trying to get the death penalty on an 18 year old child is fucking ridiculous. Full stop. This shouldn't even be a controversial opinion, if it is. Even life is *insane.* Life in prison for a SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD. Fucking ridiculous.

I want to thank you both for being so fantastic!! You both make me laugh and this one had me laughing hard! I have told and sent your podcast to so many people to share the entertainment! Keep keeping on and know you have a huge fan here in Wisconsin! I want to attend your Milwaukee show but I’m running a Ragnar that weekend. 🥲Hopefully I’ll catch the next one! 🩷💜 Thank you again for being so great!

My two boys have been RC (rotten child) 1 & 2 from way back. Their position changes based on their behavior. I regularly update them on where they stand at the moment. Obvs done in jest.

😂😂 I had one kid join the navy and in the same day my other kid got into a car accident bc he was break checking people. You can guess my ranking for them. 😭😂

When I attended Catholic elementary school in the late 60s, there was a kid whose nickname was “Smokey” because he always had cigarettes — in the fourth grade. The nun would shake him down regularly for her own supply.

Once again, a killer driving a complete POS car. Since this seems to be fairly common, I recommend that J&J start using an SBS (shit box scale) to rank these things. Criteria include not just make and model (e.g. any year Chevy Cavalier as in this episode) but also condition — missing front bumper, quarter panel painted only in primer, dented driver’s door, cracked windshield, one dead headlight, mismatched tires, and a garbage bag for the front passenger window. I used to live in Oklahoma, and such vehicles were out and about often. Apparently the cops didn’t think they were a hazard to other drivers

Has anyone ever heard the "shout out" that is always called out prior to the actual show? Cause I haven't and I would love to hear Jimmy f it all up lol

I had a 1997 Grand Am GT! Loved it!

39:00 Jeremy Giodorno. The 15th protagonist of JoJo's bizarre adventure manga and anime 1:09:14 "You could be Whackin' off! 😃"

My mom’s step sister married her step brother and had kids 🤢

Whenever James said "Tommy proposes to Michael Conklin..." I was like OMG, this IS turning out to be a porn movie!! 😂

I 100% am down with these going long, James, dont worry

I grew up in Franklin. You absolutely nailed the town description! The Pizza Murders are still talked about frequently and I was reminded of them a seemingly infinite amount of times by acquaintances during my short-lived (less than a week) career as a pizza delivery driver. Also, the Franklin Band is funnier than you made it out to be. It's a concert band of septuagenarians and high school kids who waddle down main street for parades and play fairly alright concerts at the park. Also, as someone who now lives in UT, I can assure you the drug problem is just as bad, if not worse than Franklin.

I miss the grey velour interior of my Black 84’ Buick Regal Limited. Like driving a comfy sofa.

How as a species have we survived?

I take fiorocet for migraines its the only thing that ever worked i didnt know you could get high off them 😆 that shit was so funny to me. They are great tho, caffeine , acetaminophen and a touch of barbituate 🤌

So first minute, “New Jersey, the Florida of the north.” Please please please that one needs to stick!

We used to buy those florocet (sp?) pills in Mexico in the 90s

The uncle's testimony= "now we dont have time to unpack all that" john mulaney

I wish this one would’ve been a full episode. So many lives ruined.

A girl in my high school class got pregnant by her stepbrother when she was sixteen and they got married at 18. Everyone thought it was gross.

LMAO, yea I had a cig habit by 12 or 13. I grew up wanting to be in the mafia but I'm half Irish. I was on Fioracet 4 several yrs, it's not as much of a high as just a relaxent. It's only 20 mg of barbiturates.

Guessing some of you may not have heard about the murder trial in Winter Park Florida where a guy married his step-daughter (read that again) and was later stabbed by her.

Is anybody in the UK having issues getting the STM episodes to play? They haven't worked or downloaded in a couple of months. Or on Spotify. I was on holiday in Ireland last week and they worked fine, so I downloaded everything I've missed. The downloadswork, but I still can't get new episodes to play.

Ahhh Jimmy 😏 no shame in your game! I love how he knows his porn categories. 😂 Fr fr Jimmy is the best

Guys. If you made a kitchen towel with, "If you cost me money, you hit a banana," I'd buy it.

In the mid 90s my parents had just moved back to the states from Seoul and my parents had been looking for a new a car for my mom. My mom went to a car dealership to test drive a car and during that drive the sales person was a dick asking my mom questions like will your husband or dad be coming back to co sign and at one point said something like i don’t think youve been here in the country long enough to have credit i mean just real dick head behavior. So when it was done my mom told the guy im not buying a car from you today and then walked over to the next sales person and bought the fucking car! And that car was??? A 1995 Pontiac Grand Am! Remember kids sometimes spite and bitterness isn’t always bad.

I have to listen back to hear if they actually ate the pizza.

I tell my son he's my favorite child. He's my ONLY child, but that's neither here nor there! 🤣 He also tells me I'm his favorite mom.

Having a shitty day and what do you know.... Bloody pizza murder! Thank fucking God for you guys!

OH MY LORRRRD! The Power Team came to my HIGH SCHOOL in 1984-88 (not sure what year) but they were there as a special assembly and I was there like, why are they talking about THE LORD and JEESUSS at a public school in southern california???? It was really odd, the guys were weird and I can't wait to hear the truth about these grifters.

YAYYY NJ