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May 7, 2026

The Perverted Professor - Sharon, Massachusetts

This week, in Sharon, Massachusetts, the frantic search for a missing woman sends the area into a panic, but a bag of bloody clothes is all that detectives can find. Because of her unusual night time activities, there are several suspects, but only one of these men is found to have a chunk of human brain in his jacket pocket. That man is a mild mannered, respected, middle aged professor at a prestigious university. But detectives uncover his debaucherous, and criminal night life, while everyone thought he was a pillar of the community!!

Along the way, we find out that a wizard can own a sawmill, and hire only satanic imps, that you definitely can't judge a book by it's cover, and that there is no such thing as "no body, no crime" if you have brain matter in your pocket!!

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Comments (84)

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JOHN GORMAN · September 17, 2026

Out!!!? What the actual Fuck?

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Ashley V · May 22, 2026

It’s common in Hispanic/latine households that they tell their children you do not date Black people. They carry anti-black biases and learn these stereotypes from white communities. It’s blatantly racist and wrong. They would rather their children lose their language and conform to white communities to “mejorar la raza”. I was raised to speak English only. My grandmother told me (when I was 10) there is no need to be bi-lingual if I’m marrying a nice white man.

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Justin Simmons · May 23, 2026

Sad world we live in

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Seanbob Kelly · May 15, 2026

25 La Grange st Boston is still seedy. Just googled it. Two strip clubs just next door

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Joe C · May 15, 2026

Great

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Kristen Bayless · May 15, 2026

“Not a lot of challenges aside from lack of money” uhh do you guys remember when you were begging for donations to get James health insurance? Not having money is a gigantic challenge my dudes.

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Crime Daddies · May 14, 2026

Gave the weirdo a little to much clout and his ego got to big. Great story telling as always! Best podcast out there without a doubt.

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Cheyanne Duffany · May 13, 2026

As someone who lives in Massachusetts thank you for the giggles with how you said methuen 😝

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Robin Baldah · May 13, 2026

Weirdo

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Karen Burcher · May 12, 2026

Wow. I've been a listener since James needed health insurance. I've been a Patreon member for 6 yrs. All this to say this episode was absolutely fantastic. Attaboys and a round of applause! And I hope the asshole had early onset dementia. He deserved it and much more!

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Patrick Roseberry · May 12, 2026

Almost 700 episodes! I started listening to you guys at episode 43, and I have enjoyed every minute of the ride!

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Sidney Mannheim · May 11, 2026

My mother would have us lock the car doors when driving through the Combat Zone!

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Lori Ditchfield · May 11, 2026

Sharon is one of the nicer suburbs on the south shore, so yeah, it's expensive to live there. Mansfield is relatively close to Foxboro (Patriots Place)

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It Ain't Easy Being Eldritch · May 11, 2026

You guys.... "Paul Revere should've rung a bell!“; He did!!! That's part of the legend of Paul Revere. He was a silversmith, and when he did the run to warn everyone about the British he was purportedly vigorously ringing a bell and shouting as he rode on horseback through the community! That's my boring, pedantic Massachusetts history spiel of the day. 😅💖

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Peter Cerny · May 10, 2026

e vt t💐🤐😵‍💫🤐🤐💯💀✅🫨😂🫨✅

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Brooke C · May 10, 2026

Anyone else scream in delight when we realize we get to sing Hava Nagilah?? I like clap and bounce up and down like an idiot

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Lesley Slaney · May 22, 2026

Yep! Singing along in my kitchen at half ten at night 😆

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David Huwaldt · May 9, 2026

Maybe the brain matter was in his pocket to feed the Robin?

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Ginger Thomas · May 9, 2026

I was really worried that they weren’t going to sing “No body, no crime.” 😆🎵🎶🎵🎵

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Delaney Gardner · May 9, 2026

25 lagrange is actually still a strip club lol

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It Ain't Easy Being Eldritch · May 16, 2026

Lmfao that's hilarious!

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Grace Hunt · May 9, 2026

2:37:12 How they gonna say “no body no crime” when bros walking around with her brain in his pocket????? “Ah we all lose chunks of brain here and there, it grows back.” “Just because her brain is outside of her skull inside this man’s pocket, DOESNT MEAN she’s dead! DOESNT MEAN he had anything to do with it!” “Ya’ll check the local hospitals for a woman complaining of shedding grey matter, yeah no woulda been a walk in, definitely didn’t stay the night she’s fine. Maybe they got her name though” WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT

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Amanda brissette · May 9, 2026

I feel like they gave him such a light sentence because she was a prostitute, if she was someone who didn't have a past or current history of that, I feel he would of got more...

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Erika Rauch · May 9, 2026

Am I the only one upset(joking) that the guys talked shit about The Rocky Horror Picture Show? I have literally been watching and loving that movie since birth 45 years ago.

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Krystle Cannon · May 9, 2026

I hate all of this so much for her family. I dont care what your profession is, youre still a HUMAN at the end of the day and to be discarded as trash makes me so mad & sad. Ugh.

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Justin Simmons · May 23, 2026

💯

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S G · May 8, 2026

My first car was a white Toyota Starlet, 5 speed manual. Could go two weeks on half a tank of gas and the rear seat folded down. Handed it down to my sister after 10 years. Wish they would go back to making models like that!

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Amy Sousa · May 9, 2026

I totally remember the Starlet!

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Mark Nixon · May 8, 2026

One of my favorite things about being from MA is when people try to say the cities and towns names. Methuen 🤣

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Carl · May 8, 2026

Every other sentence now is allegedly / in my opinion lol

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Heather Fairhurst Bowen · May 8, 2026

Let me help…. Its pronounced MEH-TH-EEW-IN 🤣welcome to Massachusetts!

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Nancy Pirozzi · May 8, 2026

I grew up a few blocks away from the Gilgo Beach serial killer. This episodes is similar

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Matt Eberhardt · May 8, 2026

Was he as creepy as he seemed? Did you ever see him?

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Kim Lanzillo · May 8, 2026

Why won’t the episode play?

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LaTanya · May 8, 2026

https://www.wcvb.com/article/sharon-homicide-brad-larson-son-arrested/46625234

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Smalls (smallenoughtofit) · May 8, 2026

Apparently, the last "convicted of murdering a still living person" case on Wikipedia was in like 1915

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Pepper Kepper · May 8, 2026

DANG IT! I didn’t hear my name at the end of the podcast 😭🤌

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Joe Weniger · May 8, 2026

So... Is a BJ and pizza $200? Asking for a friend. Great episode!

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Micah Is Real · May 8, 2026

The CUNY schools are very affordable out of state too I live in Texas and I'm a student of CUNY lol

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Jason Wheeler · May 8, 2026

I thought we might get another Jimmie Lebowski quote in this one when the PI got mentioned. A wandering daughter job or something

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Hot Dog Racing YouTube · May 8, 2026

Having been through a lot of academia, it’s shocking how common it is for esteemed and brilliant professors to be disgusting aggressive sexual deviants

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Jane Mathieu · May 8, 2026

I know you don't care. I'm ok with that. But it's meth-ooo-en

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Liz Rutherford · May 7, 2026

I can't help but think of Ozzy's "Sharooooonnn!"

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KarenRocks444 · May 7, 2026

From a Massachusetts native: METH-U-EN. You're welcome. 🤘😎🤓

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Stephen Tot · May 7, 2026

My Friday WFH listening

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Sherry Kimble · May 7, 2026

Love you guys

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Jaime Mac · May 7, 2026

It’s killing how they say the towns in Mass! I’m from the next town over Sharon. I wanna die when they say Methuen

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Dishin Up Clix · May 7, 2026

Yes jumping in the water at night is ballsy! I agree with Jimmie. Being from New England, fucking sharks man! Terrifying!

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Sherry Kimble · May 7, 2026

Love you guys and can't wait to see you in Sacramento

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Mary · May 7, 2026

NEVER apologize for going long! More for me!!

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Shannon Hoffmeyer · May 7, 2026

Have you never heard of Ron Burgundy and the majestic jazz flute?

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Jason Rodgers · May 7, 2026

The true story of a Tufts University professor who became obsessed with a prostitute named Robin. He goes to great lengths to keep her in his life; getting her a job at the university that she isn't qualified for; and embezzling funds. Eventually Robin decides to give up prostitution and she wants the professor to leave her alone. His obsession then leads to murder.

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Justin McElroy · May 7, 2026

Thanks for having the best podcast out here!! My work days are so much better with yall.

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Stephen Watts · May 7, 2026

Not surprised that the victim was blamed based on her being a prostitute. If you look at coverage of killers like Jack the Ripper or Peter Sutcliffe, the Yorkshire Ripper a lot of the media and some of the police have little respect for the victims who were prostitutes.

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Scott Brady · May 7, 2026

Oh wow I’m actually an Edinboro alum (was there long after this guy), that’s creepy af

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Dennis James Mcintosh · May 7, 2026

This story is fantastic, and very reminiscent of Rex Heurman (sp?). Thanks for another well told tale.

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Emily Schlake · May 7, 2026

Ugh. What an infuriating tale!

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Jessica Schafer · May 7, 2026

Been waiting for anyone to say this! Im so fucking angry at this story. How women are blamed by the media and by the courts for a MANS ACTIONS. Then he gets a slap on the wrist. It truly is a man's world. (Im not angry at all with James and jimmie they told this story well and it was fantastic. Just thought I should clarify 😂)

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Laura D’Arcangelo · May 7, 2026

So weird I was just reading about Boston’s Combat Zone last night

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Amy White · May 7, 2026

OMG. That book Missing Beauty was the first true crime book I ever read 😲

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Lynn Donnaruma · May 7, 2026

Plattsburgh is a straight shot north on 87, James. It’s in the north country, not out in western NY.

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Chelsea B · May 8, 2026

Thank you!! I started yelling at my speaker "Plattsburgh is east!! It's a ferry ride to Burlington!" 🤣

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Janna Bauernfeind · May 7, 2026

SO HAPPY TO HEAR HAVA NAGILA!!!! I cried happy tears!

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Gary and Lisa Young wear aprons for Jimmy · May 7, 2026

It Ma-Thu-en James. We know you don’t care.

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Tiffanaih Zeiss · May 7, 2026

Made me want to play Fallout 4 with the Combat Zone talk Also I agree with Jimmie, James shot it down, but that sounds way easier to carry with two people that way than with one.

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Stephen Watts · May 7, 2026

I kept thinking of Combat Zone Wrestling where CIS alumnus Nick Gage used to wrestle

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Sheri Zylstra · May 7, 2026

How many podcasters do you have now?

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Brendan Dumas · May 7, 2026

That joke about a man getting Ashtroid killed me. Well done Jimmy!!

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Jay · May 7, 2026

It looks like at that address is now an apartment building that is 3800/month for a 1bed1bath minimum

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Rosie · May 7, 2026

Pronounced Muh-Thoo-en

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Runa Fox · May 7, 2026

Hahah! Bostonian here & I pronounce it meth-uh-en. That’s New England for you 🤷‍♀️

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Travis Arruda · May 7, 2026

I live about 30 minutes southeast of Sharon and I can confirm it is a place.

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Anyadarkstar · May 7, 2026

There is still a gentleman's club across the street lol

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Starr G. · May 7, 2026

YYAAAAYYYY 😀

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Adam · May 7, 2026

Fulton mo

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Daniel Sandomenico · May 7, 2026

You guys have never heard of 101.9 WFLT Radio?!…”All flute, all the time.” Gimme the flute! 🪈 Gimme the flute!! 🪈

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Madelyn Bryant · May 7, 2026

SHAROOOONNNNNNNN

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Samuel Katz · May 7, 2026

They better be singing Hava Nagilah! I know a few Jews from there.

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Laurel Fay · May 7, 2026

Yay indeed Jeremy, yay indeed

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Lori Coxe · May 7, 2026

Yeah

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Jeremy Doran · May 7, 2026

I can’t believe they are almost to 700 episodes! How far they have come! Great job guys, I love the ride

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Madelyn Bryant · May 7, 2026

Me too!! I started listening to them when I was like 23… I’m 30 now!!

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Jeremy Doran · May 7, 2026

Yayyyyyyyyy!!

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Don Nelson · May 7, 2026

Yay indeed, yay indeed.