The Ritz Of Crack Row, Fashion Fails, Your Brother's Roommate's Sister's Deflated Tires

I have a massive headache, I only slept three hours last night, accidentally missed my therapy appointment for the first time in a year, forgot I was going to my mom’s for supper, and while showering and getting ready for bed, I was utterly indecisive about what I want to listen to. Nothing was doing it for me, so I ended just up putting YSO on - best decision of the day. Actually got some laughs in before bed. J&J are becoming the soundtrack to my daily life and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Damnnnn, did James just use the word voluble in a sentence?!? Not bad for a high school dropout

I remember watching stone cold Steve Austin get inducted to the hof, and in his speech, he made it a point to mention that he got his tux that night from the men's warehouse, and it ripped in the underarm area! I always wondered who helped him and then subsequently lost their job the next day after that embarrassing shout out?!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

If I'm anywhere at 4am, whatever I see is 100% my fault 😄

Ptomaine poisoning is food poisoning. Rotten Mayo (your favorite, James) is often the source

HAHAHAHA THE DEAD BED BUG EXCHANGE IS KILLING ME

lol I’ve gotten a suit from the Nashville Mall Hugo Boss. Highly recommend!

Nearly relocated to Newburgh from Minnesota in 1999. It was a violent place then! Back then, I usually stayed at the Balmville motel. Similar to the Imperial. Nothing up they're really changes.

Great film about the Bronx in the 70s—“Fort Apache-the Bronx.”

You nailed it, pardon the pun. "Ptomaine on the hoof" is an old timey expression referring to an infection in a horses hoof, often caused by misplaced horseshoe nails. Must've been an old fucker that wrote that.

I think this is the funniest episode we’ve gotten in a while!

Every Marine in a “service” uniform or a dress uniform with khaki shirts (Recruiters) is wearing “shirt stays.” Elastic straps that clip on the shirt and socks to keep their shirt looking sharp.

Oh FFS 😂😂😂😂😂

Oh man, my grandma is born and raised in Mott Haven, the rest of that side of the fam lives in Highbridge. My dad was born in '72; I don't think people realize how actually terrible the times were then. The anecdotes from someone who experienced it are wild.

I'm just so thankful you wound up at Green Hills in Nashville and not one of our more ghetto malls. 🤣

I'd still really enjoy if the boys did a YSO of only one person's reviews. Or maybe went to 3 or 4 different people instead of different places. James very early on mentioned he thought it would be fun and I totally agree.

Robert cannot have cervical cancer.

Used to drive through Newbergh on the way to Scranton for the music festival. We’d stop at the Orange County Choppers building for lunch. Place seemed normal, but we didn’t venture far off the highway.

Bed bug CPR. Damn. 🤣

One of the funniest! Lord of the flies flea market! 😂

I wore shirt garters with my dress uniform in the military. They're a PITA but you look sharp.

My boyfriend is originally from the Bronx. The first time I ever went to New York City that’s where I went. I always say it was an authentic experience 😂 It is not for the weak or afraid lol

My husband and I got suit jackets at Men's Warehouse for our wedding (4 years ago) and the dude that helped us was absolutely amazing.

James’ winning comment: “Another voluble asshole.” Perfect description! 😂 And “ptomaine” is weirdly how you spell it. Probably the most jacked up word in the English language.

Waiting for my husband’s colonoscopy to be over, and the only thing that got me to this point was the knowledge that I’d have this to look forward to this morning. Thank god for you guys!

I’m literally wearing those New Balance shoes that Jimmie just put on blast 😂

LMAO, the South Carolinians are hilarious w spelling and pronunciation. Ugh, our schools are shit.

Ah yes, the REO Speedwagon hit: “heard it from a friend whooo, heard it from a friend who, heard it from another a tire from heeerree…”

Lol concord mills. Used to be the place to be back in the day.

Fun fact the guy from Men’s Warehouse didn’t die but he did get his ass fired 😂

Perhaps Robert is a trans man.

5 stars

I worked for a bank that had a branch on Broadway in Newburgh… it was robbed at least once per month, that’s a rough stretch of area 😅

I wanna thank you guys for making every horrible Monday morning so much better! Thank you for all the laughs

This gets me dusting, sweeping, and vacuuming on Mondays. Then I wash all the sheets.

No reviews mentioning the homeless encampment next to the flea market? It's worth the risk if you want to buy rusty tools, live animals or confederate flag branded stuff. Lol! Kidding aside - there's great Mexican food trucks out there!

Dear reader just killed me 🤣

Omfg!!! I was on the floor with the narcan comment. 😭😭😭😭😭😭...🤣

My dad managed a bowling alley in the South Bronx between 1987 till like 1993. I would visit him at work sometimes (we live on long Island and I was like 7 years old 😅) I remember they. Had a chain linked fence around the whole place.

My daughter is obsessed with buying CDs. She freaks out when her CD player burns through batteries. 😂

The motel reviews were not as bad as I thought they would be.

James sure works late🖤

Love Monday morning so we get a new episode