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April 27, 2026

Ungrateful Alive, Gangster Flea Market, Plump & Useless

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a flea market, where someone may try to "give you a dog", then possibly kidnap you. A Circkle K convenience store, where the employees are said to be as bad as the "riff raff" customers. A live music venue, where the sound isn't quite what people want it to be, but the lack of windows really makes some people angry & much more!!

Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

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Comments (71)

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Jazz C · September 9, 2026

Holy shit the Toshiba tablet 🤣🤣 The flea market was the best I nearly died laughing at the gangster who has Toshiba tablet parts 🤣

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Lia Azzolina · May 22, 2026

"Just because im tripping doesnt mean i want to be bored pissless " 🤣 agreed

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Wickedspades · May 12, 2026

Sevendust is great. I can't take their music opinions seriously anymore...

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Milita DeMorrow (kwiklip) · May 6, 2026

I got to see Jane's Addiction at Lolla #1 in 1991. Epic. I got to meet the Jim Rose Circus Sideshow there too, which led to a connection with Mr Lifto for a time. Those were great times.

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Jennifer Lautermilch · May 5, 2026

There is a Circle K in my small town in Northwest Ohio!! They are all over!

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I Work at IHOP When Off My Prosthesis 🦿 · May 4, 2026

Circle K's Destiny sounds like she was "volumptuous," as my late, great BFF used to call "plump" ladies.

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Jenna Augustine Atwater · May 4, 2026

Off topic, but I'm painting an installation for the LA County Fair about the 100th anniversary of Route 66. My boss gave me one stop of note in New Mexico. I can't find another one lol. I might just write 'Jimmie hates it' right under Land of Enchantment 😆

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Megan · May 1, 2026

lol I’m a Deadhead and I get it. The crowd can suck, but the music absolutely does not suck.

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Molly Horan · May 1, 2026

There are Circle Ks up here in Michigan, too.

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Jim Dolen · April 30, 2026

X . Ds d

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Mary · April 29, 2026

OMG, I hate the Grateful Dead, too!!! And Bob Weir’s noodle-y voice.

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Deidra Rider · April 29, 2026

Omg! I love you guys! I laughed so hard, out loud . I was in bed because I listen to stm and this as I fall asleep and my husband woke up and said what is going on?? Haha -I was laughing so hard I woke him up! :)

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Derek Baker · April 28, 2026

Love listening to you guys getting all hyped about QT, like you're finally joining us in the new millennium. I love you guys, been listening since 2017 but Y'all talk alot of shit on my home town of Tulsa, Oklahoma, well Oklahoma in general. But guess where QT started 30+yrs ago and home base is? Tulsa, Oklahoma thank you very much. Just had to run here and point that out. Haha

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MountainMommaHannah · April 28, 2026

Now I want a new blade

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Kitty Edge · April 28, 2026

lol I can’t tell you how much of my furniture came from the Hwy 1 Flea market back in the day. 😂

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Trina · April 28, 2026

As a plump girl, we prefer rotund, thank you very much 😆

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Jocelyn · April 28, 2026

Sometimes I think James just hates anything that brings people joy 😂 it's part of his schtick. Not liking live music is a wild wild take.

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Michael Jaspers · April 28, 2026

I live near that flea market in West Columbia and I’ve been there. It’s an absolute clusterfuck

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Cayanne · April 28, 2026

I’m an atheist. It’s all true.

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Barbara Kish · April 28, 2026

I grew up near Rochester and loved hearing about Water Street. Pretty much everything people complained about is true and that’s why we love it. Big ugly windowless brick building? It’s an old warehouse. Springy wood floor? It’s an old warehouse. Smells like stale smoke and whatever? It’s an old warehouse. I don’t recall the drinks being any more expensive than other venues and now I’m mad I never got free drugs with them!

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Stephanie Burt · April 28, 2026

Omg plump, loose a couple pounds, I'm chunky too hahahahah

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Stephanie Burt · April 28, 2026

I laughed so hard! We have circle k here, in newfoundland,Canada, and they are so nice lol. Beautiful store,!

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Chris Paterson · April 28, 2026

Spot on about Phoenix no go zones. Have seen cages over AC units so coils don’t get stolen for scrap. Just south of I10 i saw cages on rooftop units.

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Daniel Sandomenico · April 28, 2026

I thought Jimmie was describing the, “New York Yankees facial hair and beard policy”, at first….but, it was the fucking QT gas station! Haha

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Combos · April 28, 2026

In Nashville we have Mapcos and Circle Ks just playing musical chairs every year or so, now...

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Victoria Melson · April 28, 2026

There's a flea market in WI called the 7mi fair. There was some nice stuff there 10yrs ago

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KolaNoble · April 28, 2026

Hahaha Jimmie Jimmie Jimmie lol Im the same w the Save 5 after 10 lol butttt ive found that after 2 packs at walgreens i already saved that 5.... now i smoke Newport Smooths n they on the expensive side buttt still Walgreens when everrr possible. Drunk n ran out of cigs closest is the circle k to walk to lol Cause they on every block hahahhahahahah Luv Yall

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Rebecca Banks Gilbert · April 28, 2026

So, should I be embarrassed that I have a ticket to see Sevendust next week?

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Rebecca Banks Gilbert · April 28, 2026

Or is it just embarrassing that it’s (1) in Myrtle Beach or (2) that I’m going alone?

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andrew webster · April 27, 2026

I doubt that's what happened in the reviewers case but there have actually been several incidents in Phoenix where the bartender was caught drugging patrons.

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Majik Tongue · April 27, 2026

Also there's another circle K less then a block away at central and buckeye that's way better...

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Wasabi Kat · April 27, 2026

I’m a little confused why so many deadheads are shocked James doesn’t like the Dead. That’s basically part of the experience. You do some drugs, the songs last longer than most relationships, and at least half the population can’t stand them. That’s the whole ecosystem.

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Eddy Fox · April 27, 2026

Not shocked just didn’t expect the rant, he doesn’t like em , ok move on sort of thing. Lot of heads would love this pod if turned on… not detoured.

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Bushy343YT · April 27, 2026

Love calling a group crap cause you haven't heard anything from them. That's your fault. I agree with the gdead stuff. Never understood it but not gonna knock it.

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Wasabi Kat · April 28, 2026

You don’t need a full discography deep dive to decide you don’t like a sound. Should James do a research project? There's no rulebook on how people are allowed to feel about music. I don't understand why his opinion is so upsetting. He's not taking anything away from your experience. Deadheads: ‘be open minded.’ Also deadheads: ‘not like that.’

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Janna Bauernfeind · April 27, 2026

My first concert was Garth Brooks when he was HUGE!!! I was a county girl throughout high school and saw Went to a TON in the mid to late 90’s at the Greeley Independence Stampede. My first non-country concert was Deadmau5. What an amazing experience. Last concert I went to was Justin Timberlake. I saw Keith Urban and Deadmau5 at Red Rocks. Greatest venue EVER!

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Shelly Roberts · April 27, 2026

Oh I would love to hear some reviews of First Monday Trade days in Canton, TX. The whole town basically turns into a flea market the weekend before the first Monday of the month.

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Wryslok · April 27, 2026

I've been with these 2 since episode 1 of STM, there's gonna come a time, no matter how much you love them, they'll say something you don't agree with, but I still love them lol. XOXO Edit: forgot to mention that I live in Alabama.

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Stephen Watts · April 27, 2026

Not just the US seems like every petrol station in Ireland is fucking Circle K now.

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M. Kultra · April 27, 2026

It's unfortunate that y'all feel that way about concerts, I've had amazing experiences all around. First concert was Nirvana in '93, it was fucking awesome. Kurt was dead 4 months later.

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Cara (Care-uh) · April 27, 2026

From personal experience: every Circle K in Arizona is dangerous at all times of day if you're a woman - your potential for harassment at a QT is slightly lower. It's not no harassment, but it is less lmaooooo

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Brandi H · April 27, 2026

I love that the two of you are going to admire Jimmie's switch blade after the show 🤣

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Heather · April 27, 2026

Everytime my great aunt bought a new house, she had blue carpet put in and the whole house professionally painted blue! This was a couple moves on the 90s and 2000s

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Erika Fultz · April 27, 2026

My ex husband is an old motherfucker and Santana played at his high school prom in 1983.

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Chrissy Pinheiro · April 27, 2026

I am deceased.. I work for part of circle k lmao

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Angelina Marconi · April 27, 2026

"Spelled the less popular..." Gets me everytime 😆

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Bri · April 27, 2026

In my experience, most people with a strong negative opinion on Grateful Dead are responding to the cultural image more than their music

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Eddy Fox · April 27, 2026

Actually it’s exactly opposite of that. Old folks like me who went to shows can attest that the love of the music is first, all the drug selling and vending was a nuisance.

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Jeff Stanton II · April 27, 2026

I love the Dead but I respect your opinion and I feel the same way about rap

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ENKC · April 27, 2026

🙄

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Kristi B Green · April 27, 2026

James would like Soul Coughing; 90s although stoner tunes

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Scottmichael Farrey · April 27, 2026

Charlene, Charlene, Charlene, Charlene, I’m beggin’ of you, please don’t deport my man.

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Amy Sousa · April 28, 2026

😆

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Taylor Vannice · April 27, 2026

Denmark even has Circle K. It was weird to see

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Ashley V · April 27, 2026

What did the Deadhead say when he ran out of pot? This music sucks!

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Eddy Fox · April 27, 2026

Actually he or she said, “ I’ll score a bag in the lot after the show”…no worries

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Mishka Wolfy · April 27, 2026

I'm an Aussie it makes me laugh so much when you think we call everyone cunt. That would be the bogans, our version of hillbilly rednecks.

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Tiara Walker · April 27, 2026

I use my childhood (like 2003-2010) landline for my number EVERYWHERE, groceries? Old landline. Target? Old landline. “Can we send you texts with promotions???” You can sure try 💀💀💀

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Eddy Fox · April 27, 2026

Ouch, deadhead here. Not offended. Not for everyone, but with respect they don’t suck.

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ENKC · April 27, 2026

Agreed. Sometimes James is too much with how much he thinks everything sucks lol I'm hit and miss on CiS because of it. All sports now are awful and they were all the best in the 90s. Definitely not because he was 15 and liked sports more then, they've just ruined every sport 🙄 baseball is the most enjoyable it's been in probably a decade, too me. (Minus the Dodgers lol)

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Scottmichael Farrey · April 27, 2026

My first concert was Pantera and Machine Head at the old Hartford Meadows in ‘97. My mom kept herself entertained in the parking lot by counting the number of people leaving in cuffs or ambulances. I even got someone’s blood all over my White Zombie jersey and I was at my seat the entire time. Also, my old boss was a hippie who had a dancing bear tattoo. When I asked him about it, he replied, “What did the Deadhead say when the drugs wore off?…Wow, this music SUCKS”.

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Katie Eklund · April 27, 2026

Am I the only one that as soon as I heard “Mr.Boston”, I remembered the goob that was on “I Love New York “ ?

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Tony Lamb · April 27, 2026

Is it normal to carry knives around in the States???

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Tiara Walker · April 27, 2026

Yeahhhh it is

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Jamie S · April 27, 2026

One should not speak ill of the DEAD

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Meg C. · April 27, 2026

I was driving from Sedona to Phoenix and had to fill up my rental before dropping it off. The gas station near the airport was the scariest I’ve ever been to. I’m now convinced it was a Circle K- the description is spot on 🤣

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Melissa Thomas · April 27, 2026

My first live show was Nirvana in Philly, November 9 1993. Heart Shaped Box Tour. I was 17.

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Lilly Mongold · April 27, 2026

My first concert was when I was 6th grader in 2006. My parents took me to see areosmith and motley crue. We were 5 rows back and some man in a cowboy hat picked me up and I touched Steven Tyler's foot lmao 🤣

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Rebecca Procure · April 27, 2026

Wait til y'all find out we have Circle K in Canada

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Gayla Cameron · April 28, 2026

Came here to leave this comment! I actually didn’t realize they have Circle K in the USA, I thought it was a Canadian thing 🤣

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Dan W · April 27, 2026

Wisconsin dead head here!