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April 26, 2026

BONUS - ECCLESIA ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION

This week, James and Jimmie discuss a church splinter group that started a program to get kids off the streets of LA and teach them discipline and athletic training. They end up moving to Oregon to have a weird farm commune/cult where they force the kids to work. Their leader's daughter ends up being beaten to death, and several members are convicted of manslaughter & slavery.

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Areumi Verschoor · May 23, 2026

As someone raised exclusively by straight, hetero men, kids do need influences from all kinds of people and it’s crappy that we just don’t trust men anymore. For good reason, it still just sucks. That being said, I really should’ve had way, WAAYYYY more female influence in my life. On the bright side, I lm a single mom that grew up like a boy and I have a boy so, guess it’s not so bad? 😂

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Sergeant Saunders · May 2, 2026

49512 SE Baty Rd is still a rural farm. And Sandy is located east of Portland at the base of Mt. Hood

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Mishka Wolfy · May 2, 2026

So sad. As soon as you said the baby was covered in blood I thought of Dexter. Another great show guys.

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Nunya_bsnss · May 1, 2026

20:50 brought the light back to my exhausted worn out husk. It's a Horrifying day, to realize you're not being cucked

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JB · April 29, 2026

And Steven Stamkos is a future Hall of Famer!!!!

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JB · April 29, 2026

In hockey, they don't have to disclose exact injuries. They just say lower or upper body injury on the NHL injury reports.

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Natalie LeGrande · April 29, 2026

Sandy OR is rural af. Toward Mount Hood

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Marc Iwanicki · April 29, 2026

If whites were slaves ,blacks would've murdered all of them. They're slinging slaves today in African Libya. So tired of the jealous whining of these people.

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Jael Russell · April 28, 2026

In my own Princess Bride moment: “Murdered by teenagers is good.”

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Ryan Christen · April 28, 2026

At what point did they stop playing basketball? Or were they doing it throughout this whole ordeal?

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Amber Wright · April 28, 2026

As someone who grew up in a rough neighborhood in L.A. (Inglewood), being horrifically abused as a child just led me to drug addiction. Turns out, it did nothing to prepare me for life. Who knew!?

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Rick Formica · April 28, 2026

no, there isn’t. I was molested for eight years by my Doctor Who was also a man I’m straight, but that’s why I listen to these guys cause I need to laugh that happened in the early 70s he worked in a hospital and upstate New York, where they caught him molesting children there and they told him if he resigned they would write him a letter that said he was a great doctor and he moved into Hartford Connecticut. We started molesting children here. The count is over 500 there were 50 to 60,000 photos and videos of children being molested by this man and nobody seems to give a shit.

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Rick Formica · April 28, 2026

i’m sorry about my capitalizations my period, and what not that I’m putting in but I’m blind so I get an excuse I went blind in 2013 and I didn’t laugh for eight years until I stumbled down to this podcast called Small Town Murder and now I love all of your shows that’s awesome. Thank you for getting me to laugh again I really really appreciate it. Specially seeing as I sit at home pretty much every day because my friends have forgotten me.

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Charles Young · April 27, 2026

Sandy Oregon is just East of Portland. Not near the coar, but on the way up Mt. Hood

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Combos · April 27, 2026

Weirdly enough also reminds me of Franklin and the rest of middle Tennessee! 😭

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Trent Tanner · April 27, 2026

Cucumber over Zucchini might be the worst take i have ever heard

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Carey Turner · April 27, 2026

Hey! I grew up where I milked the goats before I walked to the bus stop over a mile away. I turned over the milk to my mother as soon as I walked in and she took care of it immediately. I never got sick from it and I never got kicked by my beautiful goats. So be careful, sometimes you’re wrong!

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Lisa Tyler · April 26, 2026

Gypsies, tramps and thieves…Cher warned us first!

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Gracey Edwards · April 26, 2026

I’m sure someone’s mentioned it but they need to cover the haley beck shit

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Mr.Tracy · April 26, 2026

"In the story." Thank you James!!!

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Dr Phil Goode 👹🌲🔥 · April 26, 2026

Wow, I thought this was a diddling story, he just made slaves, wtf. Hollow tomatoes, that's crazy, they're the1 of the few things I can groe. LMAO, me and my ex made a giant garden and grew a good bit of vegetables. I hate farming, fuck that, it's crazy work. I've got a friend who grew up in the hoods of Richmond Va and he told me for like 2 yrs how he's moving his family south to start a farm, btw he's blind too. I asked, Bro have you ever grown anything? Of course not, I finally got thru to him it's so much work and bullshit. It's hilarious when these ppl think they're gonna just run a farm, I'm far from it and just a small garden broke me from that. I'm def in the same camp of questioning any guy who's jumping at the chance to take your kids to do anything. This shits crazy, it sounds good to help kids in the ghetto until you question wtf they're really doing.

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Jill Royson · April 26, 2026

"Tomato. It's a tough fruit." Jimmie, you never fail to crack me up 😂

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Daniel Barbier · April 26, 2026

There was a Netflix documentary about the Rajneesh cult called Wild Wild Country. It was at least 8 years ago

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Stephen Watts · April 26, 2026

I have to ask is there no vetting process for working with children in the US? In Ireland you need to go through Garda (police) vetting to work with children in any capacity which involves references and background checks and the organisation has to be able to produce the relevant paper work when asked by Gardai or a relevant organisation at any point when asked.

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Rosemarie Cawkwell · April 26, 2026

Same in the UK. I've worked with children and young people as an archery coach and with disabled adults as a group facilitator, and we had to have Enhanced background check with the Disclosure and Barring Service, renewed every three years, I think. I still have all my certificates. It's not that difficult.

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NonniX2 · April 26, 2026

Idk.... I'm a Christian and I've done some pretty dirty things in my life. 🤷‍♀️🤣🤣🤣 Edited to add... Never to a child!! (Figured I needed to add that disclaimer!)🤣

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Brendan Ables · April 26, 2026

Holy shit the Chris Rock bit murdered my ribs lmfao

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Roxanne Hinds · April 26, 2026

Fun facts about tomatoes!

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Mr.Tracy · April 27, 2026

Brought to you by James and Jimmie, your horticultural expects.

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Jill · April 26, 2026

Sandy, Oregon is one of many depressing PNW cities outside of Portland. Nowhere near the coast…

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Lauren kannemeyer · April 26, 2026

I googled ecclesia and this is the first search result. Enfield Christadelphian Ecclesia 4.9 (20) · Church Closed · Opens 6 PM · Clearview SA, Australia ⁦"Typical boring day at church but I'm use to it so it wasn't too mundane

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Melinda Johnson · April 26, 2026

There is something calming about these lively conversations that center my lesion riddled brain. Y'all have medicinal powers!ch

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Crowded Crow · April 26, 2026

Hang in there, Melinda! 🫀💐🐦‍⬛👩‍🎤

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Jeremy Doran · April 26, 2026

Society…We are in so much trouble

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Lauren kannemeyer · April 26, 2026

We are not ok.