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April 20, 2026

Ghost Ship Waffle House, Sardine Concert, Swimming In Complaints

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a rural Waffle House location, where if you complain about the roaches, the lady chef may offer to step outside & throw hands. A concert venue, where the people are packed in, but the booze doesn't exactly fill the cups. A public pool, that seems to have better door security than a night club & much more!!

Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

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Comments (60)

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Fran · August 17, 2026

The tampon chat made me spit take my cuppa 😂

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ginger juniper · June 28, 2026

Re: "disappointing experience" = "disappointed with myself." I can commiserate.

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Katie Walden Whore · May 14, 2026

I’ve definitely been to the Dublin Ghost Ship Waffle House several times 😂 I never imagined I’d understand the reviews from experience on this show! Is it sad I’m super excited about this instead of feeling absolute shame?! 😬🤷‍♀️ Also. Waffle House is closed nationwide on Christmas Day; so now I’m skeptical about that one review. 😂 I shouldn’t show how much Waffle House knowledge I have either, double shame. ☠️😂

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Lesley Harper · April 30, 2026

If your waitress doesn’t look like she’s in roller derby and your cook has no neck tattoo and a cigarette behind his ear, you are not at the good Waffle House

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Jason Davidson · April 28, 2026

Waffle House is great! Even the late great Anthony Bourdain loved the Waffle House! There’s so many people who have never been there and just love to hate on it. 🤷

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KarenRocks444 · April 26, 2026

I worked at an IHOP in Saugus Massachusetts back in the 80's as a dishwasher and hostess. It was January, February and there were so many flies and probably other creepy crawlies. It was disgusting. They had a rotating dessert case and never changed the desserts until someone asked for them. Very very gross.

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Sirae Kettula · April 26, 2026

I agree with you guys about a lot of things, but a shitty server is absolutely not going to get a 20% tip.

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Libby Gendall · April 26, 2026

Is that gravy or a weeping sore? 🤢🤣🤣🤣

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Penny Boyce · April 25, 2026

The grammar mistake that irritates me is that people don’t know when to use “less” or “fewer.” Learn the rule folks!

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Eblis McElra · April 24, 2026

I work at a large water park and I some of the requests and complaints we get are ridiculous. You have no idea how many people come to a water park without a swimsuit and are shocked that we don't provide "loaner" swim wear.

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Sheri Zylstra · April 24, 2026

Kofi Baker Cream Faith Band is a Tribute Band -Kofi Baker is the son of “Legendary” Ginger Baker celebrating music of Cream and Blind Faith……..I’ve never heard them-but was curious-so looked it up!

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Sheri Zylstra · April 24, 2026

The guy who got to go in the green room….if his cousin was the guitar player’s brother-then the guitar player would also be the “stupid Opinions guys” cousin-right?

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Nunya_bsnss · April 23, 2026

58:00 LOOK WHAT YOU DID 👇 🐕‍🦺 Like an animal that shat on the Oriental rug. Look at you just did. LOOK AT IT!

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Nunya_bsnss · April 23, 2026

48:30 Explains why we're getting no tour dates in Rochester, they are counting us second to Buffalo... Which is kinda sad. Granted we are the birth and death place of Kodak cameras, but our music and arts scene is still alive

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Jennifer Hadad · April 23, 2026

Sam Grisman Project is playing an event in my town this weekend! I had not heard of them before today and today I have been exposed to their name twice!

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Nunya_bsnss · April 22, 2026

4:30 happiness= they're pissing in that pool 10:45 no the kids pools aren't just pee, they're pee and deuces

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Joan M · April 22, 2026

Met my husband at a Waffle House in Savannah! At 3:00am, after the bars closed, the Waffle House was/is the place to go…the greasier the food the better. The staff was cool if you treated them right. We’d buy them pizza sometimes to show appreciation. It’s been over 30 years since I met my husband there. When asked what I wanted to order, I said him. He was the cook! Bitch can cook a mean omelette🤣. Btw, some locations didn’t even have locks

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Dorothy Phillips · April 22, 2026

The waitress has teddy grahams stuck to her cheek. She needed a nap. 😂😂. James and Jimmy were; fire! 🔥

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Omaha, Nebraska · April 21, 2026

can confirm: i had no idea who roger clyne was

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Rainee Courtnage · April 21, 2026

I know Roger Cline. I live in CA

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Gail 10-A · April 21, 2026

My husband refuses all urinals - and now I know why. Thanks for the insight, James Pietragallo. Btw very funny episode!

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Tonya Hill · April 21, 2026

I love how crazy and funny y’all are.

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Allen Tinker · April 21, 2026

From now on, whenever we're eating out, and I have to use the restroom and they ask where are you going?? Piss on my shoes.

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Dana McCall · April 21, 2026

What happened to the 4/20 show? Was looking forward to Jimmy smoking from different shaped bongs, pipes, etc..

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Lexi Ivens · April 21, 2026

I take care of pools for a living, if it burns your eyes, get out of the pool. The burning actually means the pool needs more chlorine. The burning sensation is caused by Chloramines, which form when chlorine binds to ammonia (urine). When this happens the chlorine becomes “useless” until more chlorine is added to break down the ammonia bonds. Most pools can only have at max 8-10ppm of chlorine in them which is not enough to cause eye burning. Thanks for reading my chemistry lesson, love the show ❤️

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Allen Tinker · April 21, 2026

I run mine at 5, and I run a few different hotel pools.

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Jeremy ivers · April 21, 2026

Roger Clyne, plays Omaha Nebraska pretty frequently actually.

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Dennis Scott · April 21, 2026

Grey or dark grey!!!! I laughed out loud in the middle of the Er. Lol

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Bethany Sutherland · April 21, 2026

I’m pretty sure that most people leaving these reviews have no idea what “atmosphere” means

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Britt Williams · April 20, 2026

This is the text I just sent my best friend who loves James and Jimmy, used to live in Ybor City, now lives in Tampa and loves how much trash they talk about Florida: James and Jimmy thoughts on when you should take a tampon out: - when you hit the full line on the tampon - every 3,000 miles - if you need to save it for later - when the timer goes off - a baster-like thermometer that pops out of the vagina when the tampon is full - the string gets longer - the freshness seal is broken and you can audibly hear it

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Alicia C · April 21, 2026

As a native Floridian who left a couple decades ago, I’m in full support of as many digs on Floriduh as possible.

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Stephanie Nicholson · April 20, 2026

https://youtu.be/aD9DQAAMzoc?si=YWC23p0-g0WbidIv

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Leanne Noriles · April 21, 2026

My new favorite song😁

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Alyse Christensen · April 20, 2026

Used to manage city pools and I saw more poop there than I did working in the ER. Haven’t been to public pools since I quit that job. 0 stars

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Bushy343YT · April 20, 2026

As I've read, "a healthy wafflehouse staff can thoroughly handle the Avengers."

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Janna Bauernfeind · April 20, 2026

As my mom would say “If you don’t have any expectations, you’ll never be let down.” And I wonder why I’m so pessimistic. 🤣🤣

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Anine C · April 20, 2026

I once worked in a restaurant where we had to cover everything in the kitchen at closing so the rats wouldn't run over the dishes and stove. Closing was scary, because the rats knew it was almost party time and would watch us.

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Lacee Lee · April 20, 2026

ROOSTERS?! nice. It's cool when you mention places I know about.

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Liz Rutherford · April 20, 2026

How dare they...how DARE they...sell bottle water for $1!

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Ashley V · April 20, 2026

The fact that James referenced and has seen The Decline of Western Civilization documentaries gives him extra punk cred/cool points! Love that for him!

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Erika Fultz · April 20, 2026

In case anyone was curious, Dirty Blanket is a bluegrass band.

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Pepper Kepper · April 20, 2026

Not what I expected 😅

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Jocelyn · April 20, 2026

I volunteered for years at a small music venue. The lady bitching about not having chairs while seeing them makes sense. I know in our case we had to have the venue set up before the show and once it was set up it couldn't be changed (we couldn't just add chairs) something to do with the fire policy or something I think.

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Erika Fultz · April 20, 2026

There's a public pool in my area, with it's own swim club, but it's $5 to get in, there's a big pool, therapy pool and a wading pool. You can bring in food and drink and the swim club raises money by offering food too. They also have a few family fun days where they stay open all day and there's music and games. I look forward to going there every summer. The only issue we ever had was a poop float that closed if for the day, but they have everyone passes for another visit. You can also go to the car and come back in.

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Clayton Love · April 20, 2026

The title already has me laughing 😃

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ALL Panic…NO Disco 🪩 · April 20, 2026

Omg. Your Tampon info just about killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Amy Heuberger · April 20, 2026

Hmm, we need water to live so it should be a right. It shouldn’t be sold.

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Jocelyn · April 20, 2026

Water is definitely a human right just not bottled water would be my guess.

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BigTiffDog · April 20, 2026

I met James & Jimmie in person the first time in Feb 2018, after my dumb MS brain accidentally bought 4 tickets to the same show instead of 2 tix to each (one was a comedy show before STM). I tweeted asking if anyone wanted the extra tix (free) and explained it was my mistake. Almost immediately, Jimmie messaged me and told me not to worry & I would see both shows, he’d make sure the venue took care of me. INSTANT FAN FOR LIFE. My disease has gotten worse over time and the one event I don’t have anxiety about is an STM show. Accessibility is almost always an issue no matter where you go, but planning ahead is part of life now. I’m not saying to contact the talent to make arrangements, but I’ve learned that if you reach out to the venue beforehand, you’ll likely get the assistance you need.

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Jen Matthews · April 20, 2026

Your tampon theories took me out for a minute🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Ashley V · April 20, 2026

Lowkey like the idea of the turkey pop-timer to know when it’s full lmaoooo

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70Boss302 · April 20, 2026

Jimmie using "Tater Tot" as a trucker name is adorable

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My cat Duane · April 20, 2026

If you take a completely frozen bottle of water thru TSA they'll let it go

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Dan W · April 20, 2026

Sam Grisman is the son of David Grisman. He did lots of music with Jerry Garcia.

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Janica Barnes · April 20, 2026

"crotch jaws"😂

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Carey Turner · April 20, 2026

That did make me laugh out loud early on Monday morning! That’s a good start to this day 😁

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Marc Iwanicki · April 20, 2026

You guys are rati g everything black/ N

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AndrewsPsyche · April 20, 2026

NEVER FAIL ME BOYS! You rock

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truck stop murder · April 20, 2026

BRO?

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Bob Dobs · April 20, 2026

Sweet.