Species On Species Weirdness, The Mountain That Hates You, The "Doesn't Worth It" Day

Did not expect to hear about Morning Glory Milking Farm from them in my way to work. Their confusion was hilarious. Never change my sweet, sweet summer boys.

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Some of yall are weird af

If anyone got this book and wants to part w it please comment- I’m not paying 25 dollars just to check out how funny it is

Cheesecake factory menu stresses me out lmaooo I know the cooks hate it there 😭😂😂😂

Lmaooo not the kids need to stand 😭😂😂😂

Sexual Guillotine is a good name for a band

The ferry is free and Staten Island is the new Bklyn

You think milking a minotaur is strange? 😂 You guys should look up "Unhinged" by Vera Valentine. The female character screws a door, and it turns into a man. 😂 It's surprisingly good, considering it's about a sentient door. She also writes a romance about the Kool Aid Man, balloon animal shifters (their ... "releases"... taste like funnel cake icing), etc.

OK, careful what you ask for… as usual w the PIotW… beastiality, not even thinly disguised. At least I’m not eating.

Oops, sorry!!

If I could leave more stars, I would!! The return of the Personal Item of the Week, hooray!! 🥳 ❤️

If I could give it more stars, I would!!! The return of the Personal Item of the Week, hooray!!

Chicago ppl do not sound like that 😩 that’s only south side Irish ppl everyone else sounds normal here lmao

Minotaur "mil...(Puking in my mouth) 🤮

Most hiking trails and parks close at sunset duh 🙄.

Thank you for bringing back the personal item!

His 2 teenage daughters carried their mom..... what was he doing????

Hearing the guys trying to figure out book abbreviations and read the reviews for that crazy book was absolutely hysterical. I was listening while at work and it was impossible to laugh quietly.

A Minotaur is the bull top and human bottom and centaur is a human up top and bottom horse Yes there are Female and Male orcs, and if you watched any of the Lord of the Rings movies, the enemy are orcs. In case people were curious

I hate the personal item so much 😅🤦🏼‍♀️lol Too much cringe so skip every time lol

HEA is happily ever after 💀

Aaaaaah! I suggested you do this book back in November, this has made my day, I’m grinning so big! I love you guys

Whew! I am so relieved that James and Jimmie also did not know what an “ork” is. Or was. Whatever.

I will not be helping that book sell more copies.

I know Quido Merkins. He was Bum Phillips favorite player. He is a resident of Huntsville, Texas where he attended Sam Houston State University. Super nice guy!

THE PHOENIX LIVE SHOW WAS SO RAD! I took a friend, he was unfamiliar with the pod. However, James and Jimmy killed it; we both laughed throughout the entire show. I have been a fan for years, I listen to all their content. I was kinda salty I couldn't get tickets to Small Town Murder( that's on me, waited to long to purchase tickets). It was cool to attend the first Your Stupid Opinions Live. If you are able, definitely see a show. Come back to Arizona...

HEA= happily ever after

Everyone is so shocked by the content of the book, but what about Twilight? That's a whole series about a girl trying to decide between bestiality and necrophilia.

In defense of the "I finished it but barely" person: Certain people, when it comes to books, will finish the book no matter how bad it is. People that read their way through a genre will do so even if it's painfully bad. A lot of romance is trash, but it's like trash the way reality TV is trash, so readers finish the book. There are people who don't DNF (did not finish) until a book is painful enough to be a CIA interrogation technique

I once edited a (self-published) novel of wolf erotica. Consider myself a pretty jaded individual, but that experience was eye-opening for sure.

I think the need to do Murderpiece Theater and read excerpts of this book on Patreon

I need more smut book reviews in my life!

MMC= Main male character. The book sounds hilarious, especially when James and Jimmy are talking about it!❤️

I’m missing the personal item of the week 🤣

Ngl, I had to know. I downloaded the book and it’s actually pretty funny.

I want to know if the guy complaining about half the speakers not working, was posted after the lady that pulled the plug 😂🤔

I read the synopsis and yeah no bueno for me. I read paranormal smut all the time but this sounds terrible and when i read milking and see what else came up that’s not my cup of tea. But I’m NOT going to kink shame because reading is harmless but there’s plenty of REAL perverts out there that act upon their “fantasies”.

Didn't read the book, but the minataurs have human hands, right? So why do they need to pay to be milked? They can handle it on their own, can't they?

I hope we get Your Stupid Opinions on the road!

The book is on Kindle Unlimited, where you can self-publish for free. That makes the existence of this book make sense

HEA - happily ever after

Fuck chocolate. I wanna buy everycunt that book for Easter. Cheers guys 🍻

My dad worked in forestry for decades in the Sierra Nevada and was on hand for some pretty crazy rescues from the elements. Extreme temps, weather events, water hazards, stranded vehicles, etc. and many ended not with gratitude from the people being helped but usually petulance and complaints. He always used to shake his head and say, “They think it’s safe as Disneyland up here.” Nature is here to amaze and humble you, not entertain you. Enjoy at your own risk.

I think Jimmie and James should do a rendition of the Milking Farm for a pateron episode 😅

Um, right here. This girl has zero interest in a five pepper bull. I honestly don’t know what that even means, but bestiality holds ZERO interest for me. Jesus! What is going on in this world?! Since when did it become socially acceptable to have bestiality fantasies?! I guess I’m old fashioned, but I’m cool with being so.

Jimmy, I want you to specifically know I increased my membership just because of your hatred for TSA. As promised on Instagram. Love y’all

The way I died when you said the title of the personal item 💀😂 I'll read some weird shit, and yes I read that. TBH one of the oddest books I've ever read. And I've read a lot of smut I think people consider odd. I did not leave a review. It took awhile for my Kindle to stop recommending her books to me, I believe the next one was about a moth man or something if I remember correctly.

Happily Ever After

May have downloaded a sample of the book 😂😂

Jimmie 🤣 "Don't forget to breath"

Why should I pay to read smut when I can watch porn for free?

Hiker "I don't like going down" Jimmie is quite the opposite! Not all heroes wear capes

It just occurred to me that there are people who have/had zero interest in the Lord of the Rings series in any form, and would absolutely then not know what an orc is 😂

I'm not going to buy it but I had to look up the book just to see the cover art.... it's a no from me! 😮

I love a good romantasy, but anything "beastie" has to turn back into human. Also, the idea of "milking" gives me the ick, I'll give this one a pass.

People who are attracted sexually towards that furry stuff or half human half animal is low-key into bestiality! so sick! 🤢

Jimmie and James get the side eye today. Their rant about the injured lady was impaled on the stick made them sound like two irrational old men looking for something to yell about. Who wouldn’t hope for help from the ranger if they’re carrying someone with a hole in their leg??? I’d expect help. But Maybe the ranger couldn’t help them for a valid reason (like not being able to leave the station unattended). Regardless, no one was wrong. Shit happens in nature. Hoping for help when it happens isn’t abnormal.

To make that book more weid and horrorific, the minotaur in Greek mythology came to be when the queen of Crete fell in love with the King's prized bull and climbed into a hollow cow she had made so she could have sex with the bull. Despite how marketted to children the Greek myths are they are some of the grossest, rapiest with some beastiality and incest thrown in for good measure that you will find in any book shop.

The Personal Item gives me the geebee heebees! Animals are not sexy! 😂

Sucking something or cleaning shit

The Staten Island Ferry is indeed free. Many tourists take it from Battery Park, to SI, return in next one, taking pics in both . I am from NY and very often take visiting friends on this jaunt when I show them lower manhattan

Omfg Bring water and sunscreen to hike in AZ?!!!! We are not ok People are too stupid to live🙃😳

Ughh I read that book🫣

James said “This was the dumbest thing I have read.” The person suggesting a personal shopper for all Walmart customers. Sorry James. I think the Walmart customer one the stupidity award.

Have you really never heard of orcs? Lord Of The Rings ring any bells?

James & Jimmie discovering Morning Glory Milking Farm had me fucking rolling 😂😂😂

I'm over here trying to help Jimmie come up with "centaur" like he can hear me.....

As a regular hiker, there’s always some idiots clearly not prepared. The stupid thing is, it’s not 1980. It would take literally 5 minutes on Google to see Camelback isn’t Disney, and requires some planning and preparation! Same thing for the boat - these people don’t take the time to read the reviews before deciding to buy tickets? Morons, everywhere.

The peppers = the sex scene level 😂

Fuck yes, a Mantaur reference!

This personal item is one of the most disturbing they’ve ever reviewed. I grimaced several times. I guess I’m just not into fucking animals lol

OMG I read that book because I had wondered what all the fuss was about! But this was several years ago.

I hate to be that guy, okay not really but, that book was not scifi, that's fantasy. Star Trek is Science Fiction. Minotaurs you fuck and orcs are fantasy, like Lord of the Rings or D&D lol

Yes MMC is male main character lol. I love romantasy but I can do monster characters. I need my characters to look fully human lol.

The amount of Staten Island lately is so funny to me 😅 lived here all my life. Ferry is free. 3 am drunk boat is fun. They’re bringing back booze on the boat soon. We also now have a paid past ferry and it’s much better.

I think the book is unironically a cute story and idk what that says about me

Omg this one had me dying 🤣

And apparently James has never heard of the famous erotic sci fi book...ice planet barbarians lolll

While I worked in wyoming we had (experienced) guests go out on horseback a few miles into the mountain to go fly fish in a hidden creek. The dad lost his footing in the creek, broke his lower leg completely in half. He had to crawl through the freezing water to get to his son. His son had to help him get on his horse, horse got spooked by a moose and the guy fell off. He got back on and got some service to call the office. A very patchy call made and I was sent up 2 miles to go meet them. I kept a slow pace and led them down. The dad decided to not get airlifted or an ambulance. He didnt complain NEARLY as much as that one guy on camelback mountain 😂

I'm not sure what an orc is either, but I DO know they make Elijah Woods' sword glow 😄

Any chance of you guys covering the armless and legless man in Maryland who shit and killed a passenger in his vehicle, which the murderer was driving at the time. There is so much to unpack.

Staten Island Ferry is free. Both ways. Great way to see the Statue of Liberty.

Isn't Mork from Ork?

HEA Happily Ever After

Apparently the Staten Island Ferry is indeed free. Crazy!

SG...Sexual Guillotine lmao 🤣 must be covered in pink fur 🤔

What?!? Tyson no longer has pigeon starving money?!? 🤣

I FUCKING love you guys! Thank you!

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