Pizza Man Murder, Suds & Spanish Music, Too Lazy To Be Rude
More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for an apartment complex, where the things don't seem to get fixed, it rains in living rooms, people shoot up on the stairs, raccoons have moved in, to take care of the rats, and pizza delivery people are murdered in cold blood. A car wash, where the music blares, and your car may look the same as before you washed it. A Walmart store, where people are requesting their very own "personal shopper" & much more!!
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Comments (45)
I used to live in Riverside and drove past that Carwash many times. I’m going to visit my parents there this year and will go there just to blast my music.
I've bought a dozen Samsung Verizon prepaid phones from Walmart. Lol there's no rep.
Omg this one was so good 🤣🤣🤣 I flew to the volume up button as soon as you said Walmart and Flint, MI FANTASTIC! 🤣🤣
Get in there and start your caper. 😂😂😂
I have been working at Walmart for almost a year now and some customers are so INSANE!!! We need to make so much more money to put up with the crazies.
I lived in Flint for a year in 13-14... Go to the gahdamn Meijer wtf!
I go through the Go Car Wash & then vacuum my car.
I love the Arizona references. I lived there for awhile and loved it. I biked all over the cities. So the street names makes me smile.
It's Friday and I'm behind. Wooooooooooooooooo
Great episode. I had no idea Fiat made a wagon. I worked at a gas station/car shop in New Jersey. 1988. Tony was the owner. He told me FIAT was short for "Fix It Again Tony" good times.
This is the Walmart that I frequent to pick up medication from pharmacy….🤣🤣🤣🤣 I pull up one day fire department outside and store isn’t allowing people in . Later found out that employee started small fire in hopes of having store evacuated and then being able to get off of work 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The apartment review reminded me so much of an apartment I lived in years ago. After I looked it upto see if had changed, it hadn't.
I'm from Riverside originally, its a ridiculously mediocre place, and people are very dumb. I honestly would LOVE to listen to a full episode of Riverside reviews
Ha! Right? I live in Fresno, Rverside’s inbred California cousin and they could do this hellhole all day too.
There’s an old man that I work with who is literally illiterate, and he made a comment about Spanish people needing to know English. Sir, you were born and have lived here and can’t read or write.
I had to pause it when I heard Corunna road. That’s my place! Now I gotta finish the ep
That junkie jumping dog is gonna catch the Tommy Lee Hep C!!!
Ahh Riverside, never change.
Mysterious ego for the win!
Did nobody look at the apartments, before moving in?
I live about an hour north of Riverside:.. I take my truck to one of the places that you pull up and they take it from there... takes them 1.5-2 hours but my interior is almost new again when they're done.. $45 bucks for the wash and $10 tip ... I go every three weeks... Also I live 2 miles up a dirt road.. I do it solely to keep my interior immaculate 🤣
Pn Wal Mart: **Yes, there are cameras everywhere, but if you know where the cameras don't know, that's when you can steal. **At my husband's WM, there is a ton of stuff that's locked up because of thefts. Razors, ethnic hair products, some electric razors and just recently, perfume/cologne. **They really only need your receipt for big-ticket stuff like a Tv. **During the summer, online grocery has 16/17 year olds working and some stick around during the school year. The do not care at all. ** Asset Protection has to see someone stealing before they can do anything. My husband saw a guy put a bottle of vodka in his pants and AP did nothing because they didn't see it. AP is team of two in street clothes, so the guy behind you could be AP. There are also off-duty police officers at the WMs here. Also, if you're stealing, and AP sees that you stole, they can only chase you to the vestibule. Once you get in the parking lot, they aren't allowed to go further. Company policy.
But they do keep track of the people who they do see steal and they keep video clips and files on people and when it gets to a certain dollar amout worth of stuff they can prove the person stole, then they turn the info over to police and the person n arrested. The WalMart I worked at had a few employees arrested this way and heard about a few regular customers who were arrested for theft this way.
Hearing James call Hermés "Hermees" is probably the worst thing someone could do to Personal Shopper lady, so this is double hilarious
Lol! "Ermezzzz" 😷🤢🥱
I let them check my Costco receipt, one time they scanned the same thing 3 times, but I only had 2. Only time so far that it was wrong, but it was $40…
Oh man I could listen to bad apartments reviews all day. That being though, schadenfreude for real. I despise slumlords.
They are 4th party vendors. For sure
I'd be calling the city and state every single day on that complex
I now love Mondays.
Turkeys, should we help get that complex condemned? This was more sad, scary, and gross than funny. What can we do for these people? Real question.
I feel like we need to show up with gasoline at this point.
All the bs they deal with, no water, no air, etc. but count your blessings. Fuck my blessings, blessed w a shit lease and shitty owners. I can partially relate to some of the apartment owners. There's always the ass hole saying count your blessings, id love to choke that person out. Rental, leases and mortgage are so crazy now. Idk how some ppl get by, I'm so glad I don't have kids. Lol, I had to Google it cuz I've always heard you don't have to show your receipt. At a membership store, you agree to being stopped and checked. Walart, no you don't have too.
40min on one place is quite long
Yeah sometimes they get a bit long winded on one thing for me too but I just try to keep laughing
The amount of people who throw *all* their shit away for bed bugs is crazy. My wife and I picked them up at some bumfuck hotel in TX. We got rid of them for like 50 bucks and less than a week. Diatomacious earth, people!
I understand shooting a man for pizza, but Papa Johns?!
Killing someone who is about to feed me Papa John's is an act of self-defense.
Thank you for making my Monday morning so much better!
James became my hero with walking past the receipt checkers at Costco.
I've never understood why it is so hard to just show it and continue your day
Gobble gobble murder birds 🦃
Morning turkeys 🦃 Had the privilege of seeing these two amazing guys live on Saturday in Atlanta!!! And as always, they didn’t disappoint! Love this community!
Awake to see this first. What has my life become
Don't know... We're insomniacs?
