The Sinister Minister - Jackson Township, Pennsylvania

I wanna bestie I can watch cameras with doing a colonoscopy 🤣

Pastor of disaster

"I need you" my heart!! We need both of you ❣️

Just catching up with eps and Jimmie telling James he needs him is exactly what I needed today.

I can't wait to see you guys in Buffalo. I'm so excited!

When you open with yelling “shut up and give me murder!” Freaked out my cats which would’ve been hilarious but the claws went into my legs. The looked at me like why murder!? lol

I gasped when you said deer urn!!!!! Omg😭😭

AB and CD. Right? Like it’s just an alphabet thing?

Lmfao! About an hour and a half in when James says "He was driving their 2007 Chrysler PT cruiser..." I immediately reacted the with the same exact sound as James! We were both like "Eeuuhhggh!" 🤣😅🤣😅🤣🤣

I know I’m late to this episode but back when I was in high school, 20 years ago, I had a friend who was the preachers daughter. And let me tell you, she was A FREAK. Hooking up with her was one of the best summers of my high school life. 🤣🤣🤣

Giants of science? That's insane they played in this small town they are a fucking incredible band from Australia I've been obsessed with for many many years.. check them out! They're totally up your alley @James

I had a friend that would say that the Pastor was "diddling the flock."

Cindy is dumb af smh

Horrible parents

"You'll get blow jobs until the cows come home!!........ and then you'll get blow jobs from the cows!!" Took. Me. Out. 💀

I was laughing with Jimmie when James was reading about the piece of shit PT Cruiser being still functional

Grew up in Lebanon County PA (still here), and I can absolutely say that the police department here could not catch a cold if they tried.

Im an accident reconstructionist… those initial cops should be fired for incompetence

Here's the entomology of hogwash: Mid 15th century; hogges wash - "kitchen slop fed to pigs, refuse of a kitchen or brewery"

CD: cum dumpster

I love Jimmie's "Those stairs kicked the shit out of her" 😄

I think a depressed architect designed our house. Nicotine yellow walls, with dark brown cabinets, one room with random cheap wood panel, ash gray carpet that goes into the master bath to compliment it's muddy green shower tile. In the same bathroom, the toilet blocked one of the drawers of the vanity from opening all the way 🤣

AB...CD.... It's an egotistical way to center himself in their relationship; she's the perfect continuation of him.

Because I need you!

Wild episode 5 Stars James and Jimmie

I cannot get my PATREON TO PLAY! Does anybody know what I need to do?

Every time I think you guys can't get better, you prove me wrong. Damn you

Holy shit! This is the funniest one yet! “ I get down with the per-ump-pa-pa-pum” and “you gotta get your ass checked because I need you”. Bravo guys! And I’m psyched that I can watch your show on Netflix here in Thailand without having to put on the VPN.

I am a pastor’s granddaughter on both sides, and my brother is a pastor. I participated in soooo many “Family Christmas Singing” performances like the religious VonTrapps lol. And as a proud FORMER evangelical (ExVangelical, if you will) I love when you guys accurately skewer American religious people 😂😂 My favorite!

Does Patreon not remember where you stopped or did I fuck something up?

You mentioned puppets. Perhaps it is “Puppetry of the Penis”?

Jesus did he put Jewl in a shop vac urn?!

Of course I HAD to test this, so I was listening to you guys, driving and unbuckled my seat belt. I counted 1001-1053 before it chimed ! Im a little scared now. Dont buy a Ford Bronco ! Lol

CD is because ABCD

JIMMIE!!! You made me tear up when you said “I need you” yall go get your poop chutes checked please

I think this is one of the first murderers we’ve heard about on the show who would look worse for trying to tell the judge or parole board he found religion in jail

“You could replace Jesus for Denise” - James. LOL

Would they put a heart damaged by a heart attack in a recipient? That doesn’t seem right.

I am going to drop a pro-Jimmy’s not bad at names encouragement. You have never said my name wrong🙉

Jimmy says I'll get down own rumpumpumpum🤣🤣

6, 7 quarters jimmy ??!

‘AB’ called her ‘CD’ and idk why XD

'I get wood on a nightly basis' hahahaha hahaha 😂

P.S. to my last comment Cindy was called CD because Arthur is AB. AB-CD, ABCD dammit

Awwww 🥹 Jimmy needs you to have your ass checked dude! Lmao 😂 that was so cute 😆

Does it throw anyone else when James says the word “linear”? They way he says it makes me think of “veneer” right away and teeth.

From one Samantha to another - you go, girl!

How and why does a heart that had a "heart attack" get harvested to be donated to someone who needs a heart? Isn't that heart already garbage because it apparently had a heart attack?

I really appreciate that James and Jimmie know a lot about guns and cars, because I’m so lost with those. Thank you for keeping me company at work!!!

The wedding dress is made out of peau de soie ("po day swa"), French for "skin of silk". It's primarily made of polyester these days, so I can guarantee the bride was burning up the whole day!🤣🤣

I love The Righteous Gemstones and Uncle Baby Billy! Misbehavin.

If you two did a bonus entitled, “Dueling Colonoscopies,” I guarantee you we’d all pay an upcharge for that shit. Literally. 😂 Kidding aside—survivor here (boobs not butt), please get checked. Early detection saved my life. We can’t make it without you guys! ❤️

The Doobie Brothers “Jesus is Alright with Me” is a banger

Lost my best friend since 11th grade to colon cancer a few years ago. She was only 45. Get your butts checked people!

I guess at least he wasn't *olesting children it's a win?

That Peter Bolin house looks like a corporate office plaza/hotel.

I was also wondering why we didn’t see the houses because I would love to see them - but makes sense!!!

Anyone find the mushroom house on zillow?

James: “Why me, what did I do?” Jimmie: “CAUSE I NEED YOU!” 🥹

Grew up Church of Ireland, my dad was a Church of Ireland cleric. Clergy sleeping with parishioners is insanely common, only time Church will intercede is if you become a serial offenders. These groups are so hypocritical and political it's hysterical.

When Jimmie whispers "So close". I lost it. Because I have adult children and preteens. I felt his pain.

Charles S. Dutton is still alive. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_S._Dutton?wprov=sfla1

Re: French I startled the sleeping dogs laughing at James's "peau de soie"...my bro and i call it the garbage disposal language...

Do you think he called her “C.D.” Because he was AB … so they’d be ADCD?

I love you two! I have peaches and cream edibles in Utah. Just saying....

so excited for the kurt kobain episode!!

It’s so good “I think I’ll listen again”

18 Jackson Townships? In PA. Sounds about right. This is in my neck of PA.

the deer urn 😭 oh my god

One of the funniest ones I’ve listened to. I’ve got people staring at me as I laugh out loud sitting by myself. “I need you.” 🤣

Cindy took the Sting and Eric Clapton's route to the answer. https://youtu.be/SUYI7kIR0S4?si=AAY4ZndUE-67q3XE

I went to Elizabethtown College, graduated 1990. Not really "Christian", but a school of "the Brethren". I was a wild child, and had a great time! Messiah was definitely Christian. Near to Etown.

“Why me?” “Because I need you.” That’s a real fuckin friend, right there! 💜

I am laughing so hard listening to Jimmie speak French. I have literally listened to it more times than I can count.😂

What happens if Ludacris and Nelly play the same event?

LMAOOOO EMT here - I’m not cleaning that shit up! I already have to do too much 😭😭😭

GOD rest ye Mary gentlemen, by The Bare naked ladies Sheryl Crow, is awesome .

How is this title not. "An ass-full of ARCCA"

This guy doesn't look like much. I don't get it, but church people can be "interesting".

Guarantee menopause was the excuse Bets was using to not sleep with her asshole husband. She A- knew he was fooling around on her, B- didn’t trust him emotionally, C- hated his guts or D- all of the above

How much money did this guys cock cost the tax payers of PA? Holy shit, he wanted to fuck everyone and then they had accident recreation, test dummies with sensors in their heads and car accident recreation? Fucking millions for this guys wandering dick.

I remember watching this case on 48 hours. Jimmie and James did a better job. They are great at boiling down the nuance and as they like to "cut off the fat" from the story. How long did this dude think he could keep getting away with it?😀

"The Nasty Gash" was my band's name in high school.😉

The part where Jimmie told James to get his ass checked randomly took me out 🤣

Jimmie, listen to Crowder. Country trash music all about Jesus. Jeremy Camp as well. Hallelujah isn't a church song.

The nickname? A. B. C. D. Get it? She’s a continuation of him or some bs

Chocolate covered crayons; nom nom nom nom nom 🤤

What do ya wanna bet we're gonna eventually hear a story from Jackson Township in Lebanon county eventually, just so the town stuff isn't a total waste?

Sounds like you missed a Valentines Merch opportunity: Jimmie and James facing each other inside a heart made from the scopes that are in their butts:) Love is taking care of your ass I would wear that

This sounds so much like my father. A couple of exceptions: as far as I know he never killed anyone that I know of, and he was Lutheran. Everything else is spot on. Even that area of PA.

On Netflix, do you guys plan to show pictures (not of real estate) but of the people involved and the area like a virtual live show? Seems like the next natural step. If netflix was like virtual live shows, that would be amazing!!

Side note the ECW manager Sinister Minister got Billy Corgan thrown off tv. So The Sinister Minister using the Father James Mitchell was supposedly snorting Bolivian marching powder at an NWA ppv and Billy Corgan had just signed a deal for his NWA to air on the CW. Well the suits saw this and just put the show on the CW app instead of airing on actual TV. Then the CW signs a deal with WWE to air NXT on TV

Jimmie used the word equidistant?? Did he have a stroke?

"Pastor of Disaster" was RIGHT THERE y'all

I am wondering why they would want to transplant a heart if they think the person had a heart attack

You could have a whole podcast series devoted to cheating church people!

Jewel(RIP) should've sang Dreams from Fleetwood Mac

CD probably meant "C*m Dumpster".....🤷😂🤣😂

Wild episode 5 Stars James and Jimmie

Had my colonoscopy last year!

"Jesus might forgive you but these people aren't gonna" I'm crying 😂😂😂

I did real estate law in PA for 15 years, so I know all the counties, cities, townships, etc., really really well. I got super excited to see PA... And immediately went, "Wait.. WHICH Jackson Township?"😂

Hey guys, great news, they now have a blood test for screening, no more fingers in the stink star unless your levels are off!

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Does Ludacris prime cost more than one of the copies? Also great title

I’m due for a butt check, maybe all of us who are due for one can schedule it for the same day and have a group chat about it? 😂😂😂

Did anyone else laugh at the thought of pushing dummies down the stairs? 😆

Jimmies shirt is cool af

I got married in this church. Ugg

The coloscopy speech Jimmie gave James was the sweetest thing ❤️ what a declaration of bromance!

It should now forever be called “ our lady of whatever the f*ck” 😆

He calls her “CD” because A.B.C.D. AB/CD

James's Italian grandmother is legend... She stole the body of Christ! Is there anything under heaven more metal than that?🤘

AB,CD….

Holy shit, how did Jimmie make a colon cancer screening romantic? That single "because I need you" to his heterosexual, platonic best friend was the sweetest thing I've ever heard lmaoooooo 🥹

Seeing the episode is 3 hours is better than an anti-depressant. Thx STM team!⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Maybe he calls her CD cause then they're couple name is ABCD? Idk

CHOOOO CHOOOOOO

YAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!

Lmao. The noises James made 😂 Peau de soie sounds like “po duh swah” and it’s a silky expensive fabric. Basically sis had a fancy custom dress.

For a second I thought you were talking about James Mitchell

Jimmie is sporting a Willie Nelson shirt! Red headed stranger, national treasure.

let’s gooooo 🤩