Morbidly Trifling Field Trip, Dirty Shower Blues, A Handle Of Disappointment

Semis are not RV's, we don't have water tanks to hose off for showers.

I laughed so hard the entire duration of my 5 minutes trip into Publix that I couldn’t breathe. Good thing I only shop during the least busy times. I looked like a nutcase.

After that kid was talking about the skating rink and kept saying “I came to find…” James just said “I found it to be a bad value…” I don’t know if he did it on purpose, but it made me laugh really hard

The 11 year old in PA was released a couple years ago. I can’t remember if they retried him or released him at 18. Either way it’s a HUGE local topic if he was guilty or not. They honestly didn’t have enough proof. I personally, after reading the court transcripts and police reports, think it was the mother’s ex.

The truck stop: If you’ve ever driven through Baltimore this is right off 95, it’s the enormous truck stop/restaurants/bus station on the east side of the Boston Street/O’Donnell Street junction area outside of Dundalk (eastbound) that takes you to Canton/Fells Point (westbound) in Baltimore City. It is exactly as described and has not changed since my childhood in the mid-80s.

45:00 as a child I would go crazy for the sugar cookies in 7-Eleven. One day they started tasting like dirt and garbage. My mom came to find out they were letting the truckers smoke inside the 7-Eleven and my 8-year-old little body was eating cigarette cookies

I love YSO for times when I might get distracted while traveling for work on NJ Transit/LIRR/Amtrak/Etc. The fact that I can miss things while listening and not be lost or upset also gives the episodes re-listenability over time.

🤣🤣 Colorado is a "trash state" because we have a drive-thru liquor store in Colorado Springs 🤣😅 I choked on my tea @ work

It’s definitely Dawn! My dad drove truck.

Used to OTR with my husband. You get points for the fuel you purchase at each truck stop. Even if the company pays for the fuel, it still counts. Doesn't take long for all showers to be free. I'll answer any odd trucker questions if anyone is curious. I've seen a lot of great truck stops and a lot of horrible ones we avoided like the plague.

Montana…. A trash state as we have drive through liquor stores 🤣🤣

Never...EVER stop at that TA on O'Donnell😂 @James & Jimmie, for reference, the hotel at the truck stop is where the Baltimore Comedy Factory is located.

I literally was just at Universal and Legoland and guess what....I have the FLU. 😂 That part made me lol

Summertime PPV idea: Not certain who else would pay to see it, but I'm in: The Travel Center outdoor shower! #PureComedicGold 🤣🤣😎

Looks like the apartments are the Pine Glen Apartments. I want to hear all about them! I was just reading some reviews and omg! Amazing!

I was in my third trimester and my oldest was 3 years old. Some kid in the Chick-fil-A play place was bullying my son. I crawled up in there and yelled at that kid since his parents weren't even in the room. Don't mess with my boys lol

I ran a liquor store for 12 years.. I am dying 🤣

At most truck stops you get a shower credit for every 50Gal of fuel you buy. If you're over the road you're burning 100gal + a day so they add up. And thanks for the compliment about backing up trucks 😂 I love when ppl watch me get in with one take and they're impressed 🫡🤗

While you two were discussing liquor stores, it took me back to a time I was at the liquor store/smoke shop with my mom. I was 18 and my mom stopped in to get cigarettes. While my mom was checking out, I saw this sweet cigarette case. Yes, I know, dumb. I was 18 and very stupid. Back then it was cool ok! The lady at the check out would not allow me or my mom to buy the cigarette case because I do not have my ID on me. It took forever to talk her into letting us purchase the damn empty cigarette case. I decided ,in a last ditch effort, to show this smoke shop worker my lower back tattoo 🤦🏽‍♀️. Hey it worked 😂 I was able to buy my sweet cigarette case. Stupid story, but I laughed this morning reminiscing about the time I used my tramp stamp as an ID.

Jimmie, your laugh is contagious! You guys are awesome!

James and Jimmie apparently had some bad experiences at arcades growing up. 😅

Holy fuck America has drive through liquor stores?!

For all his other shortcomings, my ex is a phenomenal driver. He can back a 53' trailer into the smallest slot like it's nobody's business. I went on the road with him for many trips while we were together and there are some really nice trucker showers at some truck stops. The showers were like $10, but if you had enough points, you could use them for a shower. There's a truck stop north of the raceway in Vegas that had 2 shower heads and was super nice! It was great not having to freeze.

Green text messages make me irrationally angry for some reason!! 🤣🤣

Good episode. Funny.

We call those a “Brew Thru” in Iowa 😁 (Drive-up liquor stores).

Is there a problem with the app? It’s not playing for me and either Patreon or on the Apple podcast app.

Need "Dirt shit" on a t shirt haha

Omg I was crying this was so damn funny!!!

You could probably find that apartment complex on google earth.

When I was in 4h we went on a reward trip to the skate place the next town over. It was on a really bad neighborhood and the second we all got off the bus this huge group of kids started fighting. They put as all back on the bus and we never went back.

I dropped Gary Howard off a the TA in Madison after the show at the Barrymore last fall.

Good episode 5 Stars James and Jimmie

I lived in New Orleans back in the early 90s... Was shocked that you could buy hard liquor at a drive through! Plus daiquiris in the mall! 😆

I wish they could do reviews of Wedding DJs or wedding venues in Las Vegas; veritable gold mines.

I have been to the skate pro shop with my dad to buy wheels when I was a kid. He always wore quad skates with rainbow wheels in the 90s. 😂

I have an iPhone but it’s insane to me how apple decided to nerf messages from android phones and then make the green message some kind of social stigma. Judging people by the kind of phone they have is some dystopian shit.

So Jimmy can poop on command? He's a superhero

Why no jokes about the spider family on roller skates?! That's an expensive party rental 🕷️💰

James is a heimscheisser.

The girl who didn't get enough change from her $20.... c'mon. Y'all know she pocketed the $4. She wasn't short changed

I think we’re good on skating rinks for a while now hah it’s the third one we’ve done?

By ‘rape the by a dumpster’ do you mean adjacent to? Otherwise its a sick attitude. I don’t think anyone in this complaint should be brushed under the worn avocado shag.

Thank you for this 💓

Guys you need to go on forever. I can’t imagine a Monday morning without you. And Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday and every other weekend. Well you get what I mean. Thank you.

10 minutes in and I'm reminded how glad I am to not have children. 😋

Oh I've been to this TA. Showering at a lot of these places isn't that bad. TA and PETRO are the dirtier ones but Loves and Pilots are pretty clean. Showers cost anywhere from $17-$22.00. They supply the towel and washcloth. However each stop has a point system to earn free showers for every 50 gallons of fuel. ALWAYS WEAR YOUR SHOWER SHOES!! Parking is free for most spaces, but there are spaces closer to the store that you can reserve for anywhere from $18-(the most I've paid)$25. Most of the places will check to see if you've paid for your reserved spot and will enforce it when someone is parked without paying. The reason a lot of places have started to charge is because they've had to hire lot attendants. And because, in trucking, you can have the best and worst of humanity, those lot attendants have to pick up bottles full of piss, or bags of human feces because even tho it's only a 15ft walk to the garbage can, it's easier to just toss it out the window on your way by, or behind your truck. So yeah I see why places have started charging and why Buc'cees isn't semi truck friendly. Idiots have ruined it. All in all I love this job and I hope to do it for many years to come.

Yay!