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August 8, 2025

Updates from Elvira (and Charm)

Hello, my most purrfectly stylish humans! 🐾

It’s me, your favorite member of team Charm. Gertie went on vacation and left her laptop unattended (rookie mistake), so I’ve batted the mouse around a bit and snuck in to give you the juiciest scoop straight from the Charm studio. Don’t tell her—I’ll just blame it on the dog.

First, the Lucille Trousers are finally getting their size expansion to 18–34! Testing is complete, the cat’s out of the bag, and the pattern should land in your laps within the next month or two.

Work has already begun on two more beloved Lamour‑series size expansions, scheduled to sneak their way into your sewing rooms (hopefully) in early 2026.

For my Inner Circle kittens, I have a particularly shiny treat: the brand‑new Inner Circle Sewing Planner releases August 12! It’s 80 pages of dreamy sewing organization (and yes, there’s an option for a coil‑bound print copy, if you desire). Remember—you must be an active Inner Circle member on August 12 to receive this gift, so join or upgrade today. Otherwise, you’ll have to wait until at least late 2026 to get your paws on the print‑only version.

Now for the patterns that have me purring with anticipation: you already know about the Foundations Slip (early September if the stars align), but there’s another mysterious Charm Pattern waiting in the wings—a true surprise! That one’s slated to release about a month later. And whisper it softly so my humans don’t hear me—there’s also a showstopper in the works, the kind of pattern you’ve been begging for. If all goes well, it will join the Charm Pattern family this December.

I had the most exhausting day of modeling last week for the next magazine issue. (All that posing… do you know how hard it is to look glamorous while resisting the urge to chase the photographer’s shoelaces?) But between yawns, I overheard Gertie whisper that the cover dress is her favorite make of all time. Trust me, it’s a real stunner—you’ll be clawing to make one yourself when the issue drops on September 15.

And here’s the juicy gossip: this issue comes with not one, but two free Halloween patterns to kick off our spooktacular Halloween Extravaganza. The studio is already buzzing, working on three additional costume-possible (but glamour-definite) designs that are guaranteed to knock your socks clean off—assuming you haven’t already shredded them.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to conduct some very important research—testing out the napping potential of these irresistible piles of fabric before anyone notices. (Velvet? 10/10. Sequins? A bit scratchy, but worth a try.)

Until next time, my lovely humans, may you receive endless pets, treats, and maybe even a cozy spot in a sunny window.

xoxo,
Elvira

Comments (40)

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Vicki Lynn Ā· October 8, 2025

Sorry to intrude, but did anyone get a reply to a comment by on their post via email. I got an email from Gertie01 with a free gift via Telegraph? The headings look right, but I am a very suspicious person. I hope it is a legitimate response, but it feels wrong.

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Charm Patterns by Gertie Ā· October 9, 2025

Unfortunately, we've been dealing with a lot of scammers/spammers lately. Please don't click on any links offering free gifts! We don't use Telegraph, and I don't know who Gertie01 is. We're trying to shut them down and block them as soon as they post, but please take care!

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Rosita Ā· August 30, 2025

I would have loved to have the Inner Circle Sewing Planner, but unfortunately in my country i have to pay customs on anything Gertie sends me....

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Shawn Mueller-Boddy Ā· August 14, 2025

ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!~ the Lucille expansion is so exciting!

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Glynda Cotton Ā· August 14, 2025

I’m so excited for the foundation patterns and I hope the showstopper is a Merry Widow!

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Antoinette Demaria Ā· August 13, 2025

I received the email about the planner but the download link doesn’t seem to work. Does this mean I am ineligible for the free pdf?

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Vicki Lynn Ā· August 12, 2025

Like others, I too have received a link to download the new planner and I am not a member of the Inner Circle any more.

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Anastasia Forrest Ā· August 12, 2025

Just fyi to the management team, I received an email with a link to purchase the planner and I am not in the inner circle.

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Cassie DeDon Ā· August 11, 2025

Elvira needs to meet my "Crowley girl" so they can be BFFs!

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Lauralee Cawalla Ā· August 11, 2025

Thanks Elvira šŸ–¤

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Mri Ev Dchrm Ā· August 11, 2025

New patterns, expansions, sewing planner, halloween extravaganza…I’m I the only one feeling like a kid looking at all new shiny back to school supplies and dreaming about how i’m going to decorate my locker and my agenda?

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Marion Tindall Ā· August 11, 2025

This will fix ALL my sewing problems 🫣🫠

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Cyndi Ā· August 10, 2025

Sounds awesome! Dress looks beautiful what I can see of it. And I love the cat!!! The cat reminds me of my Merlin.

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AnnMarie Hammond Ā· August 10, 2025

ooh sounds fantastic

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Dana Shepard Ā· August 9, 2025

Elvira, any chance you can share yardage requirements for the upcoming slip? I’ve got a shopping trip planned this month.

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Charm Patterns by Gertie Ā· August 11, 2025

We don't have yardage requirements just yet, sorry!

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Mandy Ā· August 8, 2025

I'm so excited to see what's coming up next! And I *love* the way posts like these make me laugh, the writing style is very entertaining šŸ˜„

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Lana Whiting Ā· August 8, 2025

I’ve always wanted to know what Gertie’s ā€œfavourite make of all time isā€ and now we will find out!

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Amy Lou Ā· August 8, 2025

Yay! So excited and I just upgraded to Inner CirclešŸ©·šŸŽƒšŸ©·

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Janelle Ā· August 8, 2025

Absolutely adore this!

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Susan Smith Ā· August 8, 2025

Sounds exciting! Will the size expansions be available to all the Patreon tiers?

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Charm Patterns by Gertie Ā· August 8, 2025

Yes! Every Patreon pattern that gets upgraded to the new size range will be available to all patrons.

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Michele Hays Ā· August 8, 2025

I knew we could count on Elvira for the good tea!! Melisha was Fort Knox, we couldn't get a peep out of her back in the beginning! ā¤ļø to Melisha and to Elvira! Oh, and our 2 black cats, Anubis and Cleopatra, send their kindest regards!! šŸˆā€ā¬›ļø

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Melisha Richter Ā· August 9, 2025

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Elizabeth R Ā· August 8, 2025

Is the Princess Coat a Lamour? I've been wanting that size expansion forever.

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Avro Ā· August 8, 2025

Omg some happiness! I needed this. House burned down taking my parents half my furbabies melting all my sewing machines and fabric is gone just uggghhh So new things to look forward to are always a blessing.

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VintageTink Ā· August 8, 2025

I’m so sorry to hear that!

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SewRetroMod Ā· August 8, 2025

Trench coat!

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Randi Jensen Ā· August 8, 2025

Elvira I hope you're in the cat model union!

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Red Queen Ā· August 8, 2025

I love her sweet little face!!!!

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Verbena Ā· August 8, 2025

I am so happy that Charm comtinues to expand the sizing of existing patterns.

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Deborah Collington Ā· August 8, 2025

Brilliant news about the Lucille expansion! Thank you so much Elvira!

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Lisa Coffey Ā· August 8, 2025

Thank you for the updates, Elvira!! Radagast, Eowyn, Nazgul, and Gimli send their greetings!! Sounds like we're going to be just as spoiled as you are this Fall!! šŸ’“. I'm purring with excitement. Being patient is going to be hard!

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divinegoth Ā· August 8, 2025

Thank you for spilling the tea Elvira, would love to have you sharing updates with us more often!!! šŸ–¤šŸ¾šŸˆā€ā¬›šŸ¾šŸ–¤ I would give you some Churu treats if I could. 😻

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Liana Ā· August 8, 2025

So many fantastic things happening and to look forward to! You all really spoil us. I’m so excited to see the upcoming patterns and really appreciate all the hard work this year. It has been so glam and fabulous and I’m loving the theme. Hugs! 🄰

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Paloma Ā· August 8, 2025

Elvira is serving it, the Malta way.

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Laura Evans Ā· August 8, 2025

Elvira gracing us with a special note that has peeks into what's coming up is exactly what I needed today šŸ’–

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Gemma Ā· August 8, 2025

So excited for the Lucille expansion! I've been dying to make them šŸ˜

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Tiffany Griffin Ā· August 8, 2025

Elvira, we need you to sneak us intel more often! I absolutely loved this!!!

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Olivia Carpenter Ā· August 8, 2025

Oh Elvira, you've got me over here purring with happiness too! 🄰