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October 30, 2022

jfk

it's an episode about a president

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Comments (146)

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Spidlerlope · December 10, 2025

What is the rum they're referencing? Not the Havana Club. The other one.

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The *suspiciously* woman-shaped Biomech MAD-3R · March 16, 2024

Castro assassinated JFK by refusing to let Oswald into Cuba, thus making him the perfectly motivated assassin.

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Nick H · July 21, 2023

Just wanted to pop in like a year later and say that "I just flew in from Love Field and boy is the back of my head tired" is one of my all-time favorite Alice jokes

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Philip Malcolm · July 7, 2023

"Mercy for the Dulles Brothers"... is that a Mountain Goats reference, Alice?

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Trevor Bartosh · May 13, 2023

all of you are ignoring the obvious truth. THE SECOND PLANE SHOT JFK FROM THE GRASSY KNOLL

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Hatsune Machine Gun Kelly · April 25, 2023

Was literally just wondering if there was a good movie I could watch about the cuban revolution tysm

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Chaz Babcock · March 8, 2023

what's your favorite Lynard Skynard album? for the southerners

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Porpoise Power · February 17, 2023

Cosgrove: "Hey Freakazoid, wanna go punchout Lee Harvey Oswald?" Freakazoid: "Do I? Yes! Yes!" Lesson: Cosgrove knows how to get consent, be like Cosgrove.

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Matt Roach · January 31, 2023

Can confirm, it's a bad idea to talk about the USSR to Marines.

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Modernist · January 3, 2023

jack francis koolio

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m gia · January 19, 2023

John F. Katholicism

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Aidan Sullivan · December 12, 2022

gotta make update to this one regarding the new CIA doc dump. OPwald confirmed.

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fecklessexer · December 2, 2022

Just saw Roz speaking on the Bad Faith podcast. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyaCBwrdY1A Nice to see some dude on a (good) podcast that's usually populated by Ivy Leaguers

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jonah hoff · December 22, 2022

"good" yeah okay

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scara b · November 21, 2022

the kennedys all seem to be alergic to living

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Lauren Magnussen · November 20, 2022

Would love a JFK Jr. episode, especially since that involves ~planes.

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Cholula Hot Sauce · November 19, 2022

ooh, fireworks factory would be good.

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km · November 19, 2022

By the way: Kennedys father was the US ambassador in London. He apparently had ambitions to become US president but his abhorrent lobbying for „making a deal with Hitler“ (like Stalin did when they divided Poland and with that started WW2) cut that short. Good effing riddance..

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km · November 16, 2022

Hope you‘re recovering and/or enjoying your off-time. There‘s a long PBS (?) documentary out there that‘s pretty conclusive. I wonder what‘s next, a neat refinery disaster or fireworks manufacturing facility would be a change.

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Tore Nielsen · November 11, 2022

John Hinckley's mom did it. Hint: she even named her son after his deadbeat president dad.

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Matt · November 11, 2022

Also the book Havana Nocturne is a great condensation of the vibe in Cuba right before the Revolution, plus the extent of American mafia connections there.

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Harry Sullivan · November 11, 2022

When you guys debunking MKUltra?

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Matt · November 6, 2022

South Carolina barbecue is mustard, Best Carolina is either tomato or vinegar depending on which side of the state you’re on.

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Indrid Naftali · November 4, 2022

btw the two men convicted for assassinating Malcom X were recently exonerated

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Indrid Naftali · November 4, 2022

Guy who has only researched the Georgi Markov assassination learning about Umbrella Guy: getting a lot of Georgi Markov vibes from this

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Dan L · November 4, 2022

Hey there, first time long time from Chicago. Thank you for shouting out Da Merch. It does rule.

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Dan L · November 4, 2022

To Justin's question there are like three floors that are still show rooms, one or two of which are only for people with private designers or getting custom pieces. The rest is mostly office space as far as I know.

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IndigoRen · November 4, 2022

There is no contemporary source for Gavrilo Princip eating a sandwich, it is a widely circulated myth with its earliest known mentions being in 2001 and 2003. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/gavrilo-princips-sandwich-79480741/

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MG · November 3, 2022

Still prefer the TrueAnnon coverage of the JFK assassination

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Alex Roselle · November 3, 2022

My theory of US presidential assassinations is that there is one for each quadrant of the Political Compass (Czolgosz lib-left, Oswald auth-left, Booth auth-right, and Guiteau lib-right just because he doesn't fit anywhere else). If, gods forbid, there's ever another, I may revise this rubric.

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Ben Yardley · November 3, 2022

I lost my shit at “making the POTUS suddenly very neurodivergent”. I had to pause for about 20 minutes

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Robert Young · November 2, 2022

The Dictabelt was recording the radio traffic on the police radio. Some motorcycle cop's microphone was stuck "open", so it recorded everything that came through.

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Lindsey Short · November 2, 2022

As a person with family in the Dallas area, can confirm "Nut Country."

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Elder Dog · November 1, 2022

Interestingly, a person from my home town was on the Warren Commission.

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Nick · November 1, 2022

I wrote a senior thesis about the eroticization of JFK's dead body.

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Alex Roselle · November 3, 2022

I just saw an autopsy photo on Wikipedia and I feel like I understand this

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Justin Bernard · November 1, 2022

Guys… You are able to make podcast teasers. Make a full podcast!!

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Allen · November 1, 2022

What all “the CIA/Deep State/Mob killed JFK” conspiracy theorists miss is the fact that Kennedy was an easily blackmailed President, both in terms of his comically scandalous sex life and his really shitty physical health. Indeed, the Secret Service were always terrified that JFK would be killed or compromised during one of his innumerable one-night stands. And finally Kennedy was in a vulnerable position electorally for 1964, specifically in the Southern states which hadn’t yet gone Republican but were already full of angry Dixiecrats who had never accepted Kennedy and were even more furious after he gave a televised White House address in June 1963 in support of a strong federal civil rights law—which is what eventually became the Civil Rights Act of 1964, signed into law by LBJ. Also, if JFK wanted to undermine the CIA and other NatSec agencies, it’s not like he (or his brother) had clean hands on any of the coups and assassination plots against foreign leaders—and the CIA surely knew that. So why go to the trouble of committing high treason against the US itself with all that in mind (as opposed to assassinating or trying to assassinate the leaders of countries in the developing world, ie scary foreign brown people who may or may not be under a Communist government, but in any case would cause much less domestic political backlash than killing the fucking US President). It doesn’t make any sense and sorry, I’m gonna need better evidence of a conspiracy than “this seems sus” or “what about Jack Ruby.”

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Dave P. · November 3, 2022

Maybe you should actually do some research. No one who believes that there was a broader scheme by the deep state to kill JFK thinks so solely because it feels "off" or "sus". Like what about the fact that Oswald was a CIA asset? That he palled around with Jack Ruby, another CIA asset who did gun runs into cuba? Or that he was allowed to return from Soviet Russia after renouncing his citizenship without any trouble, with his russian-born wife? Read "JFK and the Unspeakable" or listen to True Anon's JFK episode. Or you can listen to the JFK episode of "Death is Just Around the Corner" by Mike Judge. It might be on his Patreon though, it used to be available for free. Oliver Stone did a documentary you can watch: "JFK Revisited". I trust these guys (and gal) to analyze engineering disasters, but I don't trust their research on this.

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Erin B · October 31, 2022

Nobody ever suspects Jackie, but if my husband was off partying and banging his mistress on his buddy's yacht in the Mediterranean when I had a stillbirth and the only reason he came home was because his friend told him it would wreck his chances at winning the election I would spend several years planning and executing an over-elaborate way of murking his ass.

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Allen · November 4, 2022

Jackie absolutely did it, yes

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ZombieDwarf · October 31, 2022

The best part about having a brit on this podcast is that it let's me say "emphasis on the 'die' part" when Alice calls the Kennedys a political dynasty.

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etienne · October 31, 2022

emphasis on nasty

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UberMitch · October 31, 2022

Joe Kennedy Jr was a *naval* officer, not a USAAF officer his service records are available here https://catalog.archives.gov/id/74871660

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Allen · November 1, 2022

thanks. important not to steal US Army valor on Joe Kennedy Jr’s behalf.

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hell · October 31, 2022

how fucking dare you call it that liam. dca or national are the only acceptable names for that airport

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Teddy k. · October 31, 2022

deserved suspicion of Brookline, Mass on this week's WTYP

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Aidan Sullivan · October 31, 2022

aye alice! the B25 is the mitchell, liberator is the 24. L

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Catherine Clare Page-Vanore · October 31, 2022

I love the Phillies updates throughout the ep

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pjamesk · October 31, 2022

nah I believe there was a second and a third and a fourth and a fifth shooter, being from the mob, secret service, ussr and the cia respectively positioned in various positions and after oswald took the first shot they both tried to shoot oswald for stealing the kill independently of each other similar to how in italian politics there are always every single conspiracy theory going off at once

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Robert Young · November 2, 2022

That's my favorite Onion headline: Kennedy slain by CIA, Mafia, Castro, Teamsters, Freemasons - President shot 129 times from 43 different angles.

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Tyson Wilkins · October 31, 2022

hey would someone be able to share the link of the bonus episodes playlist? wanna go back and watch some of the old ones

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William Chamberlain · October 30, 2022

Come on - we all know Kissinger did it

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etienne · October 30, 2022

wow I didn't know Oswald did it because he was an Incel

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Steeeeve · October 30, 2022

I can't believe you guys are laughing at this. Presidents heads only explode when they're VERY distressed

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Alex Roselle · December 27, 2022

you're laughing. the president's head exploded and you're laughing. Do you think this is funny?

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Walpurgisnacht · October 30, 2022

Lee Harvey Oswald is a socialist hero and its counterrevolutionary to suggest otherwise :P

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Alex Roselle · November 3, 2022

right? typical leftist logic to look at structures and institutions until they forget about individuals having agency [/s]

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Petey · October 30, 2022

Oswald was one of several people involved in the plot to kill Kennedy.

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frack.the.moon · October 30, 2022

ok cia sure he was

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Nick B. · October 30, 2022

I think they did a good job of arguing that it was probably oswald who pulled the trigger, but I see no reason why a faction in the cia, cuban exiles and the mob couldn’t have put Oswald up to it and then killed him and Jack Ruby. The house select committee on assassination later would conclude that it was entirely possible oswald didnt work alone.

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Robert Young · October 30, 2022

There are a bunch of arguments against that, not least of which is that if you were going to put someone up to assassinating the President, you'd want someone who was reliable.

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Robert Young · October 30, 2022

Joseph P Kennedy was a stock broker in the 20s, which is where the real family money came from. It's often been said he was made the first head of the SEC because he knew every possible stock scam and swindle, as he's pulled them all on his way up.

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Halceon · October 30, 2022

For a moment I forgot who jfk is and read the title as jesus fucking krist

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Allen · October 31, 2022

Jesus Christ, it’s JFK

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Mitch Guerrerio · October 30, 2022

George Hickey did it by accident.

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You meant Far Side of the Moon. Dark Side of the moon Is a Pink Floyd Album. · October 30, 2022

Not a single mention of the real killer; Bernard Sanders

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Allen · November 3, 2022

I know right smh

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Civis Hamburgum · October 30, 2022

That's not muzzle flash. That's a vape cloud.

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Mike Stanley · October 30, 2022

GO PHILS!

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Samuel Henson · October 30, 2022

His head just did that.

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Carl Hoppe · October 30, 2022

A second brisket has hit the president

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Clark M · October 30, 2022

Aw, I'm disabled. Don't mock my low spoons, that sucks. :( Come on, y'all.

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Alexander Swaim · October 30, 2022

“Do not look up his foreign policy.” Good advice regarding LBJ. Also, thanks for recommending “The Box”, interesting book.

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Lyra Dawn · October 30, 2022

lets fucking gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Allen · October 30, 2022

Too bad JFK was killed, oh well at least we still had his brother…oh no oh fuck oh no. Well, at least their youngest brother was still arou—what? Ted did WHAT at Chappaquidik?! Goddammit! Ok well at least we still have JFK’s son…oh for fuck’s sake Next thing you’re going to tell me that RFK Jr. is an anti-vaccine conspiracy theorist and that a bunch of Donald Trump supporters think that JFK Jr. and his father are still alive and are on their side!

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Alex Roselle · December 27, 2022

have you ever seen the show "For All Mankind"? Among the points in its alternate-history timeline is that some space-race-related crisis forces Ted Kennedy to cancel plans at Chappaquiddick, so when he decides to run against Nixon in 1972 he doesn't have that scandal on him and wins the presidency (unfortunately though, even in that show's alternate history we still get Reagan)

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Matthew Gibbins · October 30, 2022

Before discovering this podcast great interest was had watching Air Crash Investigators. Great series on the things that can go wrong when flying machines cease to fly.

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Laura · October 30, 2022

All good except that bull$hit y’all said about Dallas, and it needs “Jack Ruby” by Camper Van Beethoven as the outro tune.

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Jacob Vardy · October 30, 2022

Half the episode i was expecting Liam to explode with joy at the Phillies win.

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Dylan Frese · October 30, 2022

fuck yeah come to minneapolis

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Luke Tikellis · October 30, 2022

Bullet Proof Glass is a composite material made of layers of poly-carbonate (the stuff they make safety glasses out of) & special glass. Ideally, it needs to be several inches thick to resist rifle caliber rounds, and that's with modern materials. Also given that GE only started producing it in the late 50's, early 60's, & it was brown, it's unlikely that this application was possible. Just my 2 cents with a quick googling as a manufacturing engineer.

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Benoit Bvg · October 30, 2022

I just wanna say fuck daylight savings time.

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Vic · October 30, 2022

same.

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An impromptu concert from Bosco Hogan · October 30, 2022

"He understands my shit" said the short and the tall.

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Jesper Ohlsson · October 30, 2022

..I don't think I can come up with anyone that more perfectly fits the "I genuinely can't tell whether he is cute or not" than Oswald.

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Jessica Thirst · October 30, 2022

I agree with Bonar Menninger's theory ("Mortal Error"). It's easier to make a mistake than it is to pull off a conspiracy.

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Allen · November 3, 2022

what about making a mistake that pulls off a different, unrelated conspiracy

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Sunset the Seditionist · October 30, 2022

Sadly the sandwich thing is a myth even though its funny.

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Nuke's Audios · October 30, 2022

But but but chapo told me it was George h w bush etc

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Robert Young · October 30, 2022

Chapo says a lot of things, baby.

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Brian Danger Hicks · October 30, 2022

I think it was Doris Kearns Goodwin who got a Amphicar ride with LBJ and refused to be scared assuming that the Secret Service wouldn't let the president go driving in a car with questionable brakes and LBJ got really annoyed at her.

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Arthur Sexcrimes · October 30, 2022

jesus fucking khrist

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Lea Hyvönen · October 30, 2022

This episode traumatized my stuffed toy alpaca

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Hey mind your business, name's not important · October 30, 2022

Alice was in error about Oswald being from New York. He lived there for a bit. Primarily he live in Texas and New Orleans.

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Allen · November 3, 2022

right, if memory serves he lived in Brooklyn as a podcaster.

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Erik Olson · October 30, 2022

Is there an audio only feed of this. I am incapable of watching YouTube for longer than a few minutes

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Former Internet Spaceship Politician · October 30, 2022

Throw it into tuberipper, do what you will with the audio from there.

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Noah Suarez Sikes · October 30, 2022

Damn you heard about this JFK dude? Pretty crazy

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Daniel Petersen · October 30, 2022

Well scares your problem???? Please?

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Gulb · October 30, 2022

If JFK had been in a train this would not have happened.

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Hey mind your business, name's not important · October 30, 2022

I'm on Team Alice and Liam.

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Madwoman Madrigal · October 30, 2022

Jaaaay-aaaaaay fkaaaay

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pocket.sand · October 30, 2022

Rules for life: 1. Never get involved in a land war in Asia 2. Never go head-to-head with a Sicilian when death is on the line 3. Never ask a Bush what Poppy was doing in Dallas on November 22, 1963

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Spencer Moore · October 30, 2022

Is this about the airport?

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Cameron Hill · October 30, 2022

No its about the guy named after the airport.

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Jared Leggett · October 30, 2022

YAY LIAM

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Chryssie · October 30, 2022

THE LINK LIVES!!!!!!!

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Rory Fagan · October 30, 2022

YAY LIAM

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James McCain · October 30, 2022

"it's two bucks ya know, you get what you pay for" *link doesn't exist* lol

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Helio Perroni Filho · October 30, 2022

Please nobody spoil it for me, I really want to get into this without knowing whether the young liberal president is going to reform the American industrial-military complex for the benefit of the whole world in the end.

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Kelvin · October 30, 2022

Was the link shot?

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John Brown Jovi · October 30, 2022

The feds got 'em

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Francis T · October 30, 2022

ROLL RED OCTOBER FUCK THE ASTROS

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SWTZR · October 30, 2022

the feds hid the episode in an uzbek bunker deep under the earth

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SWTZR · October 30, 2022

update: liam/roz/alice/guest has emerged from the bunker

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Kirsa · October 30, 2022

I want to see head go SQUISHLHHHH

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Kenneth Ye · October 30, 2022

The CIA had to take down this video because the gang unveiled the real JFK assassin.

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Kirsa · October 30, 2022

MAKE GO!

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Conor Conneally · October 30, 2022

Goddammit they’ve fucked this up as badly as the Phillies are fucking up the first inning of the second game of the World Series

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Petey · October 30, 2022

How so? Don’t tell me they say Oswald acted alone

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Fern · October 30, 2022

The video got taken out by the deepstate

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local butch lesbian · October 30, 2022

F in the chat for that broken link

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Jon W · October 30, 2022

Astros are coming for you Liam

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MaeDae · October 30, 2022

Well there’s your problem, a podcast about engineering disasters, which is within itself an engineering disaster. With slides

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Anthony Mikos · October 30, 2022

I'm stuck at Six Flags, freezing my ass off, and extremely mad that I forgot my headphones

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Conor Conneally · October 30, 2022

Serves you right for going to Six Flags

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Jeremy Davis · October 30, 2022

I NEED IT

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Scottish Gentlemen · October 30, 2022

When even the YouTube video is at an *undisclosed location*

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Kenneth Ye · October 30, 2022

the broken link is just a reference to JFK's skull

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Elsie Hupp · October 30, 2022

the second link is hidden on the grassy knoll

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Philomène Lemieux · October 30, 2022

the podcast which edges you 👀

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Elsie Hupp · October 30, 2022

Hillary Clinton shot JFK.

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muffins 37 · October 30, 2022

Everyone knows that it's Bernie sanders who shot him

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Dancing Tiger · October 30, 2022

LET ME INNN

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Nokko · October 30, 2022

you'll fix it, complaining won't help, thanks for the pod folks

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Ashlee Buller · October 30, 2022

Thank GOD I swear I’ve been having withdrawals

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Fern · October 30, 2022

This podcast truly is an engineering disaster

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piow · October 30, 2022

Link currently not functioning, much like JFK himself

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Steph · October 30, 2022

WAP

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Rory Fagan · October 30, 2022

WPA2

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Rae Sifers · October 30, 2022

link no work :/

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Rory Fagan · October 30, 2022

let me in, let me innnnnnn

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SantaSalmon · October 30, 2022

The cruelty

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Gamewarrior010 · October 30, 2022

The video is private

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Elsie Hupp · October 30, 2022

it’s forbidden knowledge