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December 23, 2025

guinness

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Guinness Bonus (YouTube)

Comments (59)

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J · February 7, 2026

As an american I love stealing pint glasses but only because it started with my sister stealing them from her b dubs job when I was a kid.

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Alex Murphy · January 27, 2026

Less booze = less calories. Also roasting the malt = less calories. Nova interrupting an Irishman to explain "Splitting the G" is priceless. I believe Guinness opened a brewery in Chicago recently.

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Margaret Simon · January 18, 2026

Guiness is no longer brewed in Maryland. The second their huge tax incentives from the state expired, they pulled up stakes and left for a new home. They left the restaurant, though, which is convenient to BWI when nothing else is.

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Logan · January 17, 2026

Hearing The Last Dinner Party mentioned in a WTYP episode felt like a pinpoint strike on my location, cultural sniper is apt as hell

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AshbelEro · January 8, 2026

Yo I own one of those lightbulb speakers, I got it because it was $6, originally $40, and I can’t refuse a clearance item at Lowe’s. It’s not even the worst speaker I’ve ever owned

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Jesse Billington · January 5, 2026

I think Roz was trying to think of Camden Brewery, who do the short squat glasses. Like a fat little tumbler, they say Beer in cursive on one side and the Camden logo on t'other.

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Comfimomfi · January 4, 2026

53:25 I immediately heard a loud WRONG buzzer in my had when you said this was the Irish space program, when we all know that Louis Mountbatten was the first astronaut of the Irish Space Program

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Justin Kase · January 7, 2026

First Astronaut also first Paedo Astronaut

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Cholula Hot Sauce · January 1, 2026

52:38; look, they didn't say it so I'll just point out that the hand initiator is a lube syringe.

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Andy C · December 29, 2025

Getting ads every 5 mins, can we get an ad free version please? ❤️

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Daz Clyde · December 29, 2025

why am I getting ads for the new 28 Days Later movie? Also seriously, what in the entirety of my online history for the last 30 years makes youtube's algorithm think i want to see 28 Days Later or anything like it...

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Chris Yim · December 29, 2025

Naming rest stops after prominent figures is extremely New Jersey coded. We have rest stops named after Frank Sinatra, Vince Lombardi, and James Gandolfini, among others. Also, it's now closed, but the Wawa at Broad and Walnut was quite the adventure at 3am.

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CALIFORNIA DEATH WORM · December 29, 2025

Thank you Victoria for catching the Bellingham slander. You are an ally to your northern neighbors

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Brendan Ware · December 27, 2025

All of the youtube bleeps from every show compiled as one bonus episode please 🙂‍↕️

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SixArmedSweater · December 26, 2025

Yes, Nova, we would like a Bromley episode.

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Vanessa P · December 25, 2025

i fucking love the aestheticisation of politics, I love so much how opinions on fundamental questions of the organisation of society are reduced to proxies for cultural identity, i love it when signifiers become signifieds

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Vanessa P · December 25, 2025

look a lot of the people who rail against "identity politics" are wankers, but they do kind of have a point! just, like, listen to your conscience and act accordingly. Think about what you believe rather than identifying yourself with meaningless symbols that are meant to broadcast your virtue to your peers, lest you become an Elizabeth Warren type desperately trying to prove you're not one of the Oppressors™️

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Lauren Bird · December 25, 2025

Listening to this drinking green tea out of a Guinness pint glass

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Sam Blackman · December 24, 2025

Oi, can’t get a fuckin pint’a Guinness at the goddamn gas station anymore? something about drunk driving deaths? country’s gone to the bloody dogs

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Chibigodzilla · December 24, 2025

I'm sorry, at roughly 34:19 did I hear the term Lactose Basilica?

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Paul Natsuo Kishimoto · December 24, 2025

1:10:12 Guinness QC spec ops calling ahead to the pub evokes the phrase "double-tap strike"

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Darren DM · December 24, 2025

When I was studying for my physics degree back in 1990, I did a placement at the National Engineering Laboratory in Scotland. My supervisor (a PhD in fluid dynamics) and his colleagues had worked on the upscaling of the widget for the mass market, and were IMMENSELY proud of the fact.

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SeymourSalvage · December 24, 2025

I mean, I like Kneecap...

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Michael Lehan · December 24, 2025

My Great Uncle, a salty Yorkshireman who spent most of his life at sea, started every day in his retirement walking to his local pub in the morning to drink Guinness. The very first pint I had at a pub was with him at the age of 14. I remember him scowling at me when I took the first tentative sip, not even breaking through the head, and muttering, ‘now you have to actually drink it.’

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Cat Mara · December 24, 2025

The existence of the Guinness Quality Team is further proof of November’s theory that all organisations grow cops if they are let (Also, I knew a guy in university whose father worked for the Guinness Quality Team. It might have been a bit of self-justification, but this guy’s Dad was adamant that they were needed considering the disgusting state some pubs let their beer lines get into… and this is when they _knew_ that some guy from Guinness was going to show up every couple of weeks and give them grief about it)

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Hm · December 24, 2025

Honestly wish we could see the google street view cam whenever you go on it. Maybe screen record and just put it in the corner of everything?

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Riley · December 24, 2025

The guy at 2:13:37 is dressed like my nephew the first time he dressed himself.

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P.A.L. · December 24, 2025

I gotta admit Tom, the highlight reel of ads I've seen over the years (and Reeling in the Years IYKYK) has legit filled me with so much joy at an otherwise shit time of the year, so thank you so much. Sad as it may be to admit it, but its true.

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Brie Henry · December 24, 2025

I'm sorry, can someone explain why there wasn't a full movie adaptation of that sick-ass cyberpunk samurai Guinness ad? We got an entire TV show for the Geico cavemen. 13 episodes...

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Kyle Clark · December 24, 2025

Is this the first time that Nova and Tom recorded together? Because we need more Nova and Tom content.

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Graham ARISS · December 24, 2025

I so miss the 80s and 90s when the TV ads had bigger budgets and higher production values than the programs they were sandwiched between and you would stop what you were doing to see a particular brands commercials like Guinness or Hamlet cigars etc

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Graham ARISS · December 24, 2025

The bottled stout will have I assume like most bottled beer a higher acidity over a draft beer.

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Groundhog … Trams guy, I guess · December 24, 2025

Что же нам теперь делать?

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An impromptu concert from Bosco Hogan · December 24, 2025

Io Saturnalia!

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William Gray · December 24, 2025

I'm never cancelling my pledge for this podcast. I'm also probably going to start putting this comment on every post too.

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Lauren Shear · December 24, 2025

Can we get a link to the website Tom mentions during the Kneecap slide, for his project that supports Gaza Sunbirds? I couldn't make it out and there were no captions!

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Patrick Kinney · December 24, 2025

I live within smelling distance of the brewery. It’s awful lol.

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Cat Mara · December 24, 2025

I don’t live near St. James’s Gate, but the bus I take into town goes through it. The smell seems to change from day to day, though: sometimes it’s pleasant, but other times it smells like puke

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K8_geek · December 23, 2025

Whyfor no captions on YouTube?

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Gil the Gilded Dragon · December 23, 2025

Mark 3:21 When his family heard what was happening, they tried to take him away. “He’s out of his mind,” they said It feels apt

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Jack Fennell · December 23, 2025

I was part of a focus group that tested one of the prototype light Guinnesses, called 'Guinness XD' (they didn't know what I was talking about when I said that the name looked like an emoji). Awful muck; the head fizzed away two seconds after setting it down, leaving a glass of manky, gassy ink.

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Sam Coupland · December 23, 2025

Ah, my mother's GP prescribed a half pint of guiness daily as a source of iron when she was pregnant. She used to collect a crate of glass bottles from Boots the Chemist.

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Jameson Drees · December 23, 2025

always love to see the activate windows notice slightly off my own

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perseus812 · December 23, 2025

Did youtube break the embedded video for anyone else? I had to view the page source code and get the youtube link from there

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Mads Borlund · December 23, 2025

Me too - care to share the link?

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Buick · December 23, 2025

who does these Patreon episode descriptions, they're always really funny to me

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Thomas Mitchell · December 23, 2025

For further reading Old Man Belfield has a wikipedia page and I'd like to nominate him for sainthood

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someone else · December 23, 2025

d. Fuck Putin

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Kat N · December 23, 2025

My preview of the flags was UA UA UA like the most post soviet hatsune miku

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Callum Stuart · December 23, 2025

Frigg off with the invasion of notifications pricks

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Fauxpinky · December 23, 2025

These pods are my oxygen...

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cole d · December 23, 2025

Oink oink call me a happy hog

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Larketto · December 23, 2025

And here I thought you were designated as a foreign agent lol

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Gabs · December 23, 2025

this can not be true - It has happened

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Mark Kalal · December 23, 2025

Holiday cheer with dark beer

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Joseph G · December 23, 2025

christmas came early!

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Kelvin · December 23, 2025

Brr

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Mark Flah · December 23, 2025

Ireland mentioned 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪

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Cat Mara · December 24, 2025

In an unprecedented scenario, this time Tom is the Random Irish Guy Who Shows Up For No Reason™