Sarah - Cosplay mode gone wrong

She looks down before returning to you, that flat and predatory look, like she has just moved you from “boyfriend material” to “possibly prey.”

“Really?”

A notification pings from her new collar interface:

COW MODE v1.0 AUTOMATIC UPDATE
EXPANSION SUBROUTINE: ACTIVE
Affected module: upper chest assembly area

• Lactation aesthetics: enabled

• Udder-adjacent swelling: experimental

• Girlfriend approval: critically low

Her breasts push outward with a soft pneumatic hiss, the synthetic skin smoothly expanding.
She looks at you. Another hiss.
“Why...” she says, very slowly, “does this ‘COW MODE’ have an inflation slider?”
You glance at the manual at the back of the manual.
WARNING: Do not install Cow Mode on aquatic predators, semi-aquatic predators, predator-adjacent chassis or shark-class androids.
She bares one row of shark teeth and glares at you “Turn. It. Off. Now”
Probably should’ve read that before hitting install, you think, watching her glare sharpen.