Greenland Shark

Have you seen the news about 2 separate whale migrating between Australia and Brazil (in opposite directions, like a cultural exchange)?

The Icelanders catch them and let them rot for a while to make them edible. They smell and taste like ammonia-soaked rubber.

great, now the world knows how women "never fart"... that was our hidey secret, sharky!

Get off my kelp bed!

I love how angry it is haha I imagine that's just it's default state