New Elf

Mrs Claus knows her shit.

Twist: Thirsty Scientist is her sister, rampant horniness runs in the family

Oh, just put him on the shelf until he's needed.

Pretty sure Mrs Claus is on the naughty list 👀

I think Santa worries that productivity at the Christmas factory might drop too low

Mrs. Claus is just worried about the slay.

mrs claus be thirsty for the thicc 🤭

The interview question implying not already having experience in the job as a flaw is a nice touch of realism.

Santa Claus might be okay coming once a year but Mrs Claus has had enough of that.

Miss Claus wants to get all elf'ed up.

Well, Christmas is exhausting! Someone has to be ready to replace Santa pounding the, erm, door knobs.

The elf in the pelv