Cause of Death

I will never make my bed ever again

That one is the best so far.

It was probably one of those damned fitted sheets.

everyome knows making the bed leads to finding the time portal to a hellscape 😬

You think this is a joke? Sheets can be time lord technology and contain a whole collection of clothes in all those looped corners! There's probably a huge dark number of missing people that could be found in those sheets!

😂🤣😂🤣, Asteroid City, 2023: clean sheets. 😂🤣😂🤣😂Blue Sky, 1994 😂🤣😂🤣cheats. 😂🤣😂🤣😂