Early Access: The Perfect CSS Stylesheet Should Be... Cartoon

Earlier this week I shared a post about how I remembered an old postcard that I got a long time ago, with a cartoon with how the "perfect European" should be: a good driver like the French, with the sense of humor of the German, a good cook like the British, as humble as a Spaniard... and I decided to make a text version but CSS-themed:

The perfect CSS stylesheet should be:

• Visible as display:none;

• Accessible as outline:none;

• Clear as filter:blur(50px);

• Sharp as image-rendering:pixelated;

• Always on top as z-index:-1;

• Actionable as pointer-events:none;

• Dynamic as animation-play-state:paused;

• Fast as animation-delay:1000s;

• Consistent as order:random(1,999);

• Restrained as overflow:visible;

• All-round as border-radius:0;

• Straight as text-decoration-style:wavy;

• Readable as background:currentColor;

• Bold as font-weight:100;

• Maintainable as !important.

(There's an HTML-themed one too, but that one will be shared on Monday, and you will have to wait until then to see it... unless you are a paying Patreon.)

Now for comiCSS, I created this cartoon to go along with the text. It doesn't contain all of them and the drawings may not make too much sense, but it is what is.

I hope you liked it. More on Monday.

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EDIT: After the character cartoon, I did a text-only cartoon, and it's cleaner, simpler, and easier to read. I kind of like it more than the character version.