Web Development Conspiracies

Everyone loves a good conspiracy. The web is held together by standards, browsers, frameworks… and a vast network of deeply suspicious nonsense. CSS specificity? Browser support? JavaScript APIs? What if all of it were part of a much bigger plot? Have you ever wondered if there’s something more going on?

This completely (un)scientific and absolutely made-up chart lets you uncover the Truth (with a capital T).

Using three highly advanced variables (your birth month, your favorite color, and the first letter of your name), you can generate your own personalized Web Development Conspiracy™.

Mine is: “CSS secretly dreams of being a time traveler stuck coding for IE6,” which, honestly, explains a lot about what’s been happening with CSS lately.

Proceed responsibly. And remember: if your result mentions deprecated HTML tags or a sentient <marquee>… beware. They’re always listening.