And yet more terrible CSS-Dad jokes
I threatened with more bad CSS-dad jokes, and I'm here to deliver... although some are more HTML-dad jokes this time. Still, I hope you enjoy them... even when they are terrible.
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Why did the A11Y Coach not get the job?
They failed the background check.
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What is a CSS Developer’s favorite dessert?
Chocolate padding.
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What does HTML wear at parties?
<address>
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What is a web developer’s least favorite car?
A bug.
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How did the Web Developer become a bold shooter?
Practicing with a <B></B> Gun.
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What developers are always throwing a line?
Tech <br>os.
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What is CSS Developers’ favorite clothes brand?
gap.
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How do web developers eat for free at restaurants?
They set the tab-size to 0
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Be kind to SVG files…
They have fillings too.
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Why did the repeating-conic-gradient leave college?
It already had 360 degrees.
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If CSS were a political party it would be the GOP.
It’s the party of flow and order.
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Did you know all CSS Developers are Democrats?
They think the left is 100% right.
I was wary about sharing these last two. I don't like getting political and also they are mainly US-focused. But it's all in good fun, and there's one for each party. Still very US-focused though.
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Why do <script> and <link> have trust issues?
Because the other HTML elements don’t have integrity.
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What is CSS’ favorite rapper?
em-in-em
They are not all going to be winners. Other options:
Jay Z-index
50%
Kendrick Lamargin
Mos <defs>
Cardi <b>
Chance the Wrapper
The :roots
Gucci <main>
…you get the idea.
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Do you know CSS is into music?
It just likes to wrap.
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I looked for a perfect grayish-purplish color for a long time.
It took me a #DECADE to find it
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How does CSS transform light into energy?
With font-synthesis.
Terrible. I know. You know what you signed up for, and still read up to here.
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What is a Web Developer’s favorite US state?
<main>.
Also would accept Indiana (IN), Mississippi (MS), or West Virginia (WV)
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And that's all for now. I may write more, but I don't know how long until I have another batch of 18.