So, embarrassing story I figured I'd share with you all~... 😤

So, this happened like two weeks ago~

You all know how I have REALLY bad gas sometimes, and my ass becomes a literal bomb, but I was taking my evening jog, and I started getting a little gassy an hour or two before, and I figured a jog would help my tummy get all the gas out, so I figured, why not...

I went into this tunnel (you know, the type where there's a train track right on the top and cars/people can go through), so while I was running through the tunnel, I felt this HUGE fart coming down, and I thought there wasn't anyone in the tunnel, so I just blasted it out. It made a pretty big, almost thunder-like sound and echoed through the tunnel, literally RIGHT after a car was slowly passing by me with a guy inside, and he legit told me...

"damn girl, let me get a whiff of that!"

I was laughing and crying on the inside at the same fucking time, like the timing and all was insane.... 😩😭

At least I got it all out at the end of the day, lmao 👌😩

This is pretty much the outfit I was wearing during that jog. I get it, I do have a pretty hot, plump bod, so I get a lot of eyes, but to be honest, it's alright. I like showing off my sexiness, even in public, tho the fart situation was NOT expected.... 😂😂