Pill Fiction Stories: BERNARD is here!
Enjoy CHAPTER 1 of this high-quality, handcrafted NSFW game about an insecure guy who has just started a penis enlargement treatment when two sexy female childhood friends unexpectedly move into his apartment.
A love letter to old-school games such as Leisure Suit Larry, Sam & Max, Day of the Tentacle, and Monkey Island, BERNARD is a nostalgic blend of Ren’Py visual novels, point-and-click adventures, and sandbox dating sims, all spiced up with nerdy pop culture Easter eggs, tributes to Terry Pratchett’s Discworld satire, and a huge amount of small dicks and dangerous drugs.
Set in the summer of 1999, the story lets us experience post-Olympic Barcelona through the eyes of Bernard, a 23-year-old virgin who, after a childhood marked by social awkwardness and romantic disasters in America, decided to do what any good protagonist would do: run away from his problems.
But now, after five years of hiding, Bernard has finally made a mature decision that will change his life forever: enlarging his penis.
And just as he begins this experimental and unstoppable month-long treatment, Murphy’s Law decides that this is the perfect time for two sexy girls from his past to show up unexpectedly at his doorstep, asking to spend the entire summer with him.
From here on, all you have to do is survive the penis enlargement treatment, fight a hunky lifeguard and a pretentious artist for the love of your sexy roommates, uncover a secret network of underground orgies, and, if you have any spare time left, hook up with a few masochistic nurses, nymphomaniac punk-rock singers, and narcoleptic gamer girls. Oh, yeah, and while you're at it, you also have to save the world.
All in 30 days.
HOW IS BERNARD BEING MADE?
We’ll only say this once (well, or as many times as you ask us): BERNARD IS MADE BY HAND.
By ART’s hands, specifically; a former tattoo artist who was banned from doing any more tattoos after taking what he would call “creative liberties”.
You’ll also see the handiwork of KSMS, our young animator, who, besides being an expert in fluids (he’s been studying them in the bathroom for many years), is a lighting genius who manages to give the game that final cinematic touch that turns BERNARD into an orgasmic spiritual experience.
So, as you can see, BERNARD is the result of many hours of hard work, sweat, tears, blood, diarrhea, and other fluids that would glow under UV lights.
WHAT FETISHES WILL YOU FIND IN THE GAME?
All of them.
Except the ones that get people sent to prison.
And the ones involving cheese.
Well, no, that’s a lie. There actually are some cheese-related fetishes in the story.
So, come on, follow the pink pill and give Bernard some love. He will appreciate it.
We hope you have fun.