Come Be Part of an Episode

Why did I get a notification for this I didn’t subscribe to the patreon until like three days ago lol

So sad I missed this one! I wanted to join but could not figure it out. I'm a blind person and know how much ya'll love audio listeners; keep up the good work, love you guys!

I just saw this but if you want some whimsical tales, hmu sometime I got y'all.

So I imagine that’s what it must be like to read minds in a crowded room

The people in here are monsters

How I join

I legally sell weed for a living I grew up illegally selling drugs and being from a white trash hoedank town I have a bunch of quick stories but I don't know how to access being a patreon on the discord server pls

How do I get verification that I'm a patron on discord?

I was called into work for tonight :( Can someone PLEASE ask poob to give an indepth recap on the milk rat? He's only ever said it in passing on the podcasts and I've never forgotten about it.

I linked my discord to my patreon and I can access the patreon chat but not the patreon lounge. Plz2h3lp

Best thing anyone can do is not show up

Not sure how to link accounts so that I have perms for tomorrow 🥲🥲🥲

Yo fellas I was already in the disc and now that I bought patreon i dont have the role lol

Oh word. Sweet sue that Sam ate in that reddit vid is my kin and i just saw my grandma who told me stories about her this weekend

Thinking about but probably not going to I hope it’s just a lot of uninteresting and unfunny retards to the point of you never even think of doing something like this again

I’ll think about it.

got some of this from what stallt said in the patron chat

*perks

If you have access to the patron chat in the discord you have patron perms just link you’re Patreon to your discord account through Patreon, I’m 98 percent sure that the “Patron Lounge” itself isn’t going to be open until the event starts

I'll be there AND square.

[50 Cent:] Yeah, uh-huh So seductive [50 Cent and Olivia:] I'll take you to the candy shop I'll let you lick the lollipop Go ahead, girl, don't you stop Keep goin' until you hit the spot, whoa I'll take you to the candy shop (Yeah) Want one taste of what I got? (Uh-huh) I'll have you spendin' all you got (Come on) Keep goin' until you hit the spot, whoa [50 Cent:] You could have it your way, how do you want it? You gon' back that thing up or should I push up on it? Temperature risin', okay, let's go to the next level Dance floor jam-packed, hot as a tea kettle I'll break it down for you now, baby, it's simple If you be a nympho, I be a nympho In the hotel or in the back of the rental On the beach or in the park, it's whatever you into Got the magic stick, I'm the love doctor Have your friends teasin' you 'bout how sprung I got you Wanna show me you could work it, baby? No problem Get on top, then get to bounce around like a low rider I'm a seasoned vet when it come to this shit After you work up a sweat, you could play with the stick I'm tryin' to explain, baby, the best way I can I'll melt in your mouth, girl, not in your hand (Ha-ha) [50 Cent and Olivia:] I'll take you to the candy shop I'll let you lick the lollipop Go ahead, girl, don't you stop Keep goin' until you hit the spot, whoa I'll take you to the candy shop Want one taste of what I got? I'll have you spendin' all you got Keep goin' until you hit the spot, whoa [50 Cent and Olivia:] Girl, what we do (What we do) And where we do (And where we do) The things we do (Things we do) Are just between me and you, yeah (Oh yeah) [50 Cent:] Give it to me, baby, nice and slow Climb on top, ride like you in a rodeo You ain't never heard a sound like this before 'Cause I ain't never put it down like this Soon as I come through the door She get to pullin' on my zipper It's like it's a race, who can get undressed quicker Isn't it ironic, how erotic it is to watch her in thongs? Had me thinkin' 'bout that ass after I'm gone I touched the right spot at the right time Lights on or lights off, she like it from behind So seductive, you should see the way she whine Her hips in slow-mo on the floor when we grind Long as she ain't stoppin', homie, and I ain't stoppin' Drippin' wet with sweat, man, it's on and poppin' All my champagne campaign, bottle after bottle, it's on And we gon' sip 'til every bubble in every bottle is gone [50 Cent and Olivia:] I'll take you to the candy shop I'll let you lick the lollipop Go ahead, girl, don't you stop Keep goin' until you hit the spot, whoa I'll take you to the candy shop Want one taste of what I got? I'll have you spendin' all you got Keep goin' until you hit the spot, whoa [50 Cent and Olivia:] I'll take you to the candy shop I'll let you lick the lollipop Go ahead, girl, don't you stop Keep goin' until you hit the spot, whoa I'll take you to the candy shop Want one taste of what I got? I'll have you spendin' all you got Keep goin' until you hit the spot, whoa

figures, shoulda had it on the weekend, 9 pm on the 16th ill be balls deep running an expensive part at work, still might pop in, i dont think a cnc podcast could be much more boring than the original, joking, good work and good idea... maybe.

you’d have to unban me first

Why would i want to work for the content i already pay to watch, this actually sounds very cool though

*day of

I think they’re gonna unlock the patron lounge day off because it seems no one has access to it and also I don’t know anyway to show I’m a patron on discord but I linked my Patreon account to discord so I’d imagine that’s what you should do

Dol season 2

How do I get verified as a patron on the discord cause I’m not rn

How do we get verified as patrons to get into the room?

Hopefully they give us perms I wanna hear Sam's scratchy voice

Man things are getting desperate to go from Toldinstone to interviewing people who ask how gay is Rome lol

Also Jess is gonna be there soooo [winky_face]

Sounds great, I'll be there. Pick you up at 7? Also bring some of those halloween candies you had saved over, we don't wanna pay for candy we're just getting drink and popcorn.

Yo id love to do this. But I dont think I have patreon privs in the discord

Stalltt help!

the link expired-rip im bozo

im a retard that put my actual age in discord so i cant use the server till july

Im an educated individual who would like to participate

Alright so I’ve found the server but there is one unlocked channel #general and no way to verify my patron subscription for the role to join. Any help?

The link doesn’t lead me to the server on discord. I haven’t joined the server does anybody have a link to it?

This is an unfathomably bad idea

How do I get patron permission on the discord

not only do we gotta pay for content, we gotta make it ourselfs too? also pretty interested in what kinda new creatures will be discovered from this...

When I said I wanted content I didn't mean I wanted to BE the content

W

This is going to be a lot of work for Stalltt

Yipee

Well now I regret asking to be banned from the discord so I wouldnt have to leave it every time my patreon renewed

How do i join the patron lounge?

Course y'all would do it in a Thursday instead of the weekend when I'm not working. Love you fellars.

the DAY I HAVE TO GO BACK TO WORK, FUCK. my dreams. good luck yall

How do I get a patron role on the disc sever?

This sounds disastrous.

so is the patron lounge just gonna open up to everyone or do we need a specific role to get in?

Yeah guys this was basically my idea (if it goes well). If it's a shitshow I had literally nothing to do with this

I didn't get my Certified Memer role. How to fix

Could you have it at a more inconvenient time for people in the EU?

Im there, link not working tho :(

The man from idaho has his chance to shit talk what an amazing turn of events

How do you get access to the patron channel?

I expect this call to be fucking chaos. I'm in.

links not working for me but id love a chance in lol

You must enlighten us in getting patron channel

Nifty, I'll try and be there

This is insane. I never thought something like this would happen

Hope to see you guys there! Sounds like a nightmare for you guys to interact with the troglodytes, but fuck it yall made you beds now lie in em :)

Considering how the average General Sam viewer behaves, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say this is probably not the best idea for an episode.

Pretty cool

Damn I’ll be working, hope it’s a good episode though gentlemen

Guys i came

does any one have access too the patron lounge?

I have nothing but bad feeling about this... See you all there

I’ll make sure to give you guys some good gooning tips 👍

Guys for the discord link please just delete the ) at the end and you’re good

how do i get my patron roll on discord

Oh hell yes, I hope I get in! I've got some cool questions to ask, especially Poob :D

Discord link doesn’t work for mobile you fuck

Finally my best real life friends invite me to a discord call! We're gonna catch up just like old times

Aye the link ain't working wtf

My guys, is the patreon part of discord locked for you too? Or am I too dumb?

I’ll be finishing up a weeklong hike the one time there is a Patreon interview session! >:(

I can’t wait to ask Bryan deep personal questions

How do I join the discord that link isn’t leading me to the server

New discord link please 🥺

You’re underestimating how acoustic your patrons are

Is Rome just America but gay?

This will definitely be something sam will regret down the line.

i will be there

So to get on the podcast I have to sit in a voice channel with other Forehead Fables patrons? That’s a hard ask.

You are basically asking for people to ask about that episode with that sorta warning

Poob honestly didn't even read what he put I guarantee it lol

Oh god I hope I can get off work

Won’t let me join the discord, can someone send me a link that isnt broken pls

I'd love to tell you guys about the time this guy got chopped in half by an elevator 🫠 also stories of people being shocked and falling off ladders. (I'm an electrician)

Ima piss my pants

:)

i was never going to join the cesspool but ig i will now.

Mhhh Roman Empire stuff

Can I have a permission slip to give to my mommy

The most terrifying part of this is having to sit in the fucking lounge with those FREAKS.

I need to talk to poob i need to tell him im looking for him

Hell yeah dude this is sick, thanks homies

I’m there

Very epic and cool sam, I'll be sure to drop bt

hmmm 🤔 maybe

Oh God I gotta think of something interesting to say

I'll be there