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September 30, 2023

Jeffy D's Biggest Fans - PATRON EP 52

Guys we do some joking and what some might consider harsh ribbing towards Jeff Dunham this episode but let me be clear: it's only because we are huge carrot top fans. 

Everyone knows that once you start watching standup you gotta pick a camp: Jeffy D or Carrot Top. Thems the rules. We chose Carrot Top. He's shredded, he's got great hair, he's got props. He's a fucking triple threat. Jeff has got nothing but dolls for him to channel racist comedy through. It sickens me to my core. HOW HAS HE NOT BEEN CANCELLED?!


Video Version: https://youtu.be/yi3IyTVl7rk

Comments (85)

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Cityjig · August 18, 2025

Two of my sisters are dwarfs ts funny af

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Cotton · August 17, 2025

lol the Richard Simmons biopic is in development with Pauly shore

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Justin Frey · July 30, 2024

Team jeffy d

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Sean O'Hara · November 13, 2023

Don’t drink too much caffeine. I’m in my mind 20’s and I’ve had a heart attack

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John Claunch · November 7, 2023

Putting a gpu into a computer is like the easiest thing ever

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Will · October 19, 2023

Cant wait for toldinstone, good hustle as usual Bryan

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Sledgehammer · October 16, 2023

Oh boy 🎉 three episodes in 14 days 🤡 what a treat! . . or trick 👀

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Aaron Brown · October 16, 2023

next three episodes will be brian only

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Bingus · October 16, 2023

Dear lord this new Patreon UI looks like fucking ASS bro. Also pls go drag Bryan out of his coom-cave for the next episode

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Waffle Warrior · October 14, 2023

Keep up the good work guys, thank you for putting out content still even though you are going through a lot.

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Zoug25 · October 13, 2023

Hey

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Jared-Ali · October 12, 2023

Make an episode with Bryan butt naked covered in oil

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lmao

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Einar_47 · October 12, 2023

Alright so I resubscribed, figured there would be a new episode... but I'll be a patient little piggy...

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colbs · October 15, 2023

we must be good piggies

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Linden Staggs · October 11, 2023

These episodes rock! Leave Bryan out!

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Bryan Pereira · October 12, 2023

Why do you guys fuckin hate me so much

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Dylan Anderson · October 11, 2023

Can you guys make a video playing sea of thieves?

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Dead Pixels · October 9, 2023

Sam, regarding the 3090 turn your computer off, pull the CMOS battery out of your motherboard. Wait 10 minutes. Actually that's probably too long. Wait like 1 minute and then put the CMOS battery back in and install the 390. Turn on your computer and give it like 20 minutes. Windows 11 is really picky about hardware changes

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QuakeDea · October 11, 2023

Why you tryna ruin Poobs Early Christmas gift, don’t tell Sam how to use it NOW!

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tanner johnston · October 7, 2023

Stallt why don’t you just put a looping feed of Bryan in episodes he’s not in, it would basically be the same thing. It’s not the same without him sitting there not saying anything

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Stalltt · October 8, 2023

I've done that before and it was unnerving how many people thought he was actually at the recording

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Cerberus · October 6, 2023

at the very end of the podcast the movie General Sam is talking about is The Phantom 1996

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Kat V · October 6, 2023

I had to comment as a dog groomer 👀 your research is correct Poob! If you shave a double coated dog it can destroy their coat and it grow back all weird. It also won’t stop the shedding whatsoever, the hairs will just be shorter and sharper, it’s honestly a waste of money. A deshed bath once a month at a groomer will help immensely. As far as keeping them cooler, it kind of works like a greenhouse affect. If you shave he’ll be more susceptible to sun burn. Basically, coat good and protect.

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Pappy P · October 7, 2023

Thank you houndwhisperer

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The Memeatory · October 5, 2023

i miss bryan, hope they either remember to tell him or he remembers to show up

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Connor · October 4, 2023

What did they do to this app

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Einar_47 · October 12, 2023

I couldn't even find the forehead fables page earlier

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Dylan Anderson · October 4, 2023

Noticed Sam doesn’t have PoobTube plugged on his main channel🤨

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Compact Disc · October 3, 2023

Holy shit Sam, you're benching 180 for reps on a bad day? That's sick.

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Rhett · October 4, 2023

Proud of the progress he’s made, long way from the fat lesbian we once knew.

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Sam Shack · October 2, 2023

I hope bryan is doing well and takes off as much time as he needs

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AalokAlvah · October 2, 2023

Is Bryan dead?

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Kroog · October 2, 2023

Always was 🔫

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womanrespector · October 2, 2023

Where's our die of laughter

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Jojak · October 2, 2023

they killed it like 2 months ago

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Aaron · October 2, 2023

Turns out the prostate exam article was fake

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ShapedG · October 2, 2023

Stalt, may I have this dance ?

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J P · October 2, 2023

Where did Brian go

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oxycodone hydrochloride 80mg · October 3, 2023

Last i heard he was getting his prostate checked

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Finley McFarlane · October 2, 2023

Sheep shearer from Australia here, appreciated the sheep shears shout out whilst mid shearing

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Not Aboutit · October 15, 2023

Sean shears sheep’s down by the sheep shed

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Matt Sage · October 1, 2023

Give us Bryan!!

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KoboldBussyMuncher · October 1, 2023

I miss my boy brian

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Aidan Lottridge · October 1, 2023

I miss him more every day

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Super_Void33 · October 1, 2023

Ah yes, episode #3 of the true "Sam-antics Podcast", sans-Bryan.

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A Spoopy Ghosty · October 1, 2023

Brian's contributions lately have been TOP TIER!

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nextepisodewhen · October 1, 2023

soo ehh to me it was always clear that this podcast worked because of the dynamics between you all ... with bryan missing the last few episodes have been slightly boring tbh, you need bryans chaos mind in the mix, Sam and poob only strokes eachothers cock, where as bryan would slap that thing and question if it even was a cock to beging with.

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Fat loser · October 1, 2023

These fat fucks cant even do 2 episodes a month anymore. Bet those greedy fucks will still charge us

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Stalltt · October 1, 2023

are you living under a rock or did you just forget what actually happened this month? We had three episodes like we always do, despite the difficulties.

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Hunter Boyo · October 1, 2023

Another episode where Bryan sits back and says nothing.

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alex phink · October 1, 2023

It's starting to seem like Bryan might have been more integral to this podcast then we originally thought.

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Pappy P · October 1, 2023

It's almost like the people who aren't rabidly screaming into the void have been saying that the whole time

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Bryan Pereira · October 1, 2023

If Bryan isn’t here in the next episode, I’ll have to leave this esteemed group. (by this I mean send you both a nastily worded letter and a home cooked meal, might send the whole pressure cooker to ensure its quality)

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Not Aboutit · October 2, 2023

Is your name Tamerlan Tsarnaev?

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Mason A Gormont · October 1, 2023

can you make a podcast episode where you just rank movies or something? I do movie nights with my friends and sometimes you guys mention a movie I've been meaning to watch, then I can't remember the movie by the time movie night rolls around.

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Sledgehammer · October 1, 2023

Movie tier list

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jbhsdf · October 1, 2023

when is brians funeral?

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ZEVEN · October 1, 2023

Rip Brian

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Dylan Anderson · October 1, 2023

I’m a man of my word ☺️

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Hugh Mungus · October 1, 2023

I will stab carrot top through the fucking sternum for Jeff Dunham

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CowtongueHarry · October 1, 2023

Always the Top. I got a picture with him at a P.F. Changs in Vegas once, I used the excuse that my grandma loves his show, my grandma has never seen his show, it was me who wanted the picture... my only regret. I lied to the Top.

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Sledgehammer · October 1, 2023

Click YouTube, no Bryan, close YouTube. . . Proceed to listen on Patreon

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Hanni · October 1, 2023

I’m addicted to cock

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Einar_47 · September 30, 2023

I unsubbed but I'll be back. Thanks for the episode.

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JaeMillz · October 1, 2023

Who asked?

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Puddinghouse · September 30, 2023

Where has sweet Bryan gone?

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Eeby-Deeby · September 30, 2023

Upload last minute damn

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Adam Tice · September 30, 2023

Lets go

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Michael Troyer · September 30, 2023

Fuck you I just got home from work (50 cent heart hands)

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Alexander Torres · September 30, 2023

Good Saturday

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Suduko Catwall · September 30, 2023

Both Carrot top and Jeff Dunham have been on the Howie mandel podcast so go listen to those

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Kelly · September 30, 2023

If I was a dragon I would pick the forehead fables cast up by the nape of their neck like kittens and keep them in my dragon hoard

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CowtongueHarry · October 1, 2023

No horny

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Lima · September 30, 2023

Imma put in my earphones at a party just to listen to the ep

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Not Aboutit · October 15, 2023

Qualifies as an autism diagnosis

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Avocado · September 30, 2023

Wow, bravo for the consisten uploads all things considered with the mom. When my mom died I was very much not wanting to work

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travis burrows · September 30, 2023

A minute and 48 seconds and I already love it after reading the description. Absolutely fantastic Sir’s

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Catpirate · September 30, 2023

Jeff Dunham is peak mediocrity

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Suduko Catwall · September 30, 2023

Uploaded while I was on the way to the plug

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ProbablyFade · September 30, 2023

Good stuff 👍

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sean · September 30, 2023

Raaaaaah

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TokyoThePlug · September 30, 2023

First you fuckin worms

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BoofTube · September 30, 2023

Boof time

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TokyoThePlug · September 30, 2023

I just opened the app!!!!!!!