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August 23, 2023

Riding That Splashback Bidet - PATRON EP. 51

there is a lot of public bathroom toilet paper etiquette discussed on this one.

do you guys lay down the poop hammock? do you cover the seat with the three strands of tp before sitting? or do you just rawdog the toilet seat with your bare ass like god intended. lemme know in the comments and hit that subscriber bell and like and reshare and post on X 


Video Version: https://youtu.be/DOy0Nvf4Hmc

Comments (74)

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Fabler King · May 8, 2026

1:02:30 congrats on finally achieving this lads

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KyleJ_03 · May 7, 2026

Came back from the big 26 just to hear his voice. It’s almost like he’s still here 🥲

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dscobeans · February 17, 2026

we love kenshi

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Pieisgood45 · November 25, 2023

Don't have that fucking retarded grifter mpmd on the pod

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Philip Sanzarevsky · October 24, 2023

Why everyone mad that Brian doesn't talk, blud is there for the adlibs and that's all that counts

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Kelly · October 3, 2023

Hey I worked at the Dahlonega Gold Mine (during college about 2 years ago) lmao ask me anything Sam

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Diz · September 13, 2023

i think brian is a retard

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Kameron Green · September 10, 2023

Saw the Die of Laughter got suspended. Don't know if it'll ever come back but I absolutely loved it seeing it get upped on Youtube. Also, Brian good job on not talking again. Give that guy a raise

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Caleb Cole · September 6, 2023

Bruh replace Bryan with someone who talks please

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Skenny1 · September 11, 2023

Bro stfu

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Peter · September 6, 2023

Also this was like the all time worst podcast.

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Peter · September 6, 2023

So toldinstone cancelled?

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Jawz2you · September 4, 2023

Laughed so hard my intestine slipped my pelvis and is inflated my grundle, can't wait for this hospital bill. Make another one soon or gonna be auto renew forever boys. Even set up the credit line.

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Sc0ner · August 30, 2023

Sam Kenshi is the PERFECT game to stream (for you at least). All that down time while you're dead/enslaved you can just riff with chat and indulge us with your trademark wheeze

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CrizzlyBear · August 30, 2023

Samuel hates his fans, he would never talk to chat

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Brandyn Moats · August 29, 2023

Raw dog

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whiff_ · August 29, 2023

Like wtf am I even paying for???

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whiff_ · August 29, 2023

Next Patreon better be 4 hours.

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whiff_ · August 29, 2023

Didn’t hear the m80 in a possums ass before. I feel like I would’ve remembered that one.

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Ben Lopes · August 29, 2023

Gotta cancel my sub cuz I just entered college and shits expensive, it’s been real 🤟

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kkslider · August 30, 2023

same here, see u on the other side

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Dinz19 · August 29, 2023

We do be getting milked

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woe · August 29, 2023

This was genuinely probably the worst episode to date. It was so damn awkward for no reason and everything talked about sounded like it was just an attempt to get something going. Then we have bryan actually fucking playing and then admitting to playing dark and darker mid-podcast. Like that was just a genuine "fuck you". I'm done. Fuck this shit podcast. Horrible.

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Kieron · August 29, 2023

lol, lmao

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Eric Taylor · August 28, 2023

Bryan really earning his pay! Playing video games and saying nearly nothing

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RCXD Lemon · August 28, 2023

https://youtube.com/shorts/AE94WCs1v1I?si=WcH3FaR2Ym5THIte

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FARAIM91175 · August 25, 2023

Anyone gonna talk about die of laughter ending?

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blekut · August 26, 2023

im sure they will in 3 months

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Jonerik · August 25, 2023

Midnight in Paris is so sad to me it leaves the same empty feeling as falling in love in a dream great movie though fuck woody Allen

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George Moench · August 25, 2023

Please get Steve1989MREinfo. He’d be perfect for this podcast

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jrod luass · August 25, 2023

Morplatesmoredates would be fucking sick

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Hoyt Brunner · August 25, 2023

Get jerma985 on the podcast

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Airbo · August 25, 2023

That'd be neat

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Rhett · August 25, 2023

Raw and rowdy, just gotta wipe the piss off first

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Lima · August 24, 2023

We should make a bingo card based on their live events. -Poob gets arrested -Bryan gets engaged -Sam gets divorced - Sam’s dad’s huge nut disease strikes again

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Sledgehammer · August 24, 2023

Y no Stimpee

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Not Aboutit · August 24, 2023

Because it would just be 3 hours of him and Poob fisting each other

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Airbo · August 24, 2023

Damn, sorry about Sam's mom, that truly sucks.

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Queso · August 24, 2023

I had a dream I met Poob 🤔

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Ethan · August 24, 2023

As an employee of Mosquito Joe of Austin I approve this message

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Noah T · August 24, 2023

Raw dog life in every aspect !

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TyeDyeGuy · August 24, 2023

Is the Patreon version only 56 minutes long for anyone else?

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Memecias · August 28, 2023

Just you I think. This was a 2 hour long

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Latina_Destroyer49 · August 24, 2023

Hey Bryan can you do another tier list I liked those ones

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Suede · August 24, 2023

I needed this slop today mmmmmmm

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Jedidiah · August 23, 2023

this is probably really obvious and I look like a mong but I think the guys are at there best when they have something to bounce off of that isn't just the 3 of them, like die of laughter, steves symbiote car or even the tier lists which I know people hate but I honestly love, they still have great chemistry it just feels like they are running out of shit to say on there own + having a 4th thing also gives Brian a chance to say stuff, maybe have stallt on more often as a recurring guest or even bizzle both there episodes are some of my favourites, could even do that brians book review idea, anyways keep up the good stuff

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Stalltt · August 24, 2023

you're not wrong, they're at their best when they have a focus. Getting them to agree on what that is going to be however, not as easy. I wouldn't be against doing another episode though

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Delskif · August 23, 2023

Yeah video game topics are lame right guys, guys right? I definitely wouldn't want to listen to hours of that AT ALL god I would kill myself

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Delskif · August 23, 2023

I could probably listen to redundant game talk for 10 hours and be happy I have something to listen to for work

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ShrimpBalls · August 23, 2023

Another great episode. Hugs and kisses stallt

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ProbablyFade · August 23, 2023

Good stuff 👍

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QuakeDea · August 23, 2023

Ayee was expecting at least another week before something. This is dope!

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Tactical · August 23, 2023

TP man myself

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CowtongueHarry · August 23, 2023

Either Sam got put on medication, or the bois got their pod description written by somebody on medication. Depends on the facilities, but a triple fold half footer to plop the ballsh on is usually all thats required.

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Lima · August 23, 2023

Never raw dawg a seat, but I do hover to wipe

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Top Gun Skrill · August 23, 2023

My current view counter says 149 people currently seen this podcast at 5 dollars per view that gets them 248 dollars a piece God forbid any dumbasses paying them 10 dollars it would be 496 dollars apiece thats almost more that tugboat captains make in a day and these fuckers made that in two hours doing nothing but running this good cast into the dirt stuff mediocre content

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Bingus · August 23, 2023

The sheer amount of caterwauling some of you mfs do whenever a pod drops is unreal. I’ve been a patron practically since the beginning, and the pod hasn’t nosedived to the extent that you people moan about.

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Don Cheadle · August 23, 2023

I shit on my own dick because it's so incredibly long. Also put both of my bare ass cheeks on the public toilet, warm or cold.

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Cole Richardson · August 23, 2023

Hello fellow podcast enjoyers

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Raymond Statam · August 23, 2023

Stallts overworked forgot the time stamps

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Top Gun Skrill · August 23, 2023

It's fucking laziness and not overworked

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Conor Mohan · August 23, 2023

If you don't raw dog that bitch you're worse than the little dinkleberries on dogs asshole

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BigPimpin · August 23, 2023

Please consider having IG: Wackson_22 on. He is like if Sam & Peter Griffin did the fusion dance & then got his fashion sense from Poob.

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Alexander Torres · August 23, 2023

I SHIT ON THE WALLS

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Ben Kohut · August 23, 2023

Always raw dog it, I also wipe back to forward, lifting my balls so I don’t make them poopy

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BoofTube · August 23, 2023

Boof time

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Einar_47 · August 23, 2023

Oh wow I literally just commented on the saying how there's a week left in the month and wondering when the new ones would drop. 7 and a half days, 1 more to go.

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Parker T · August 23, 2023

Wow quick turnaround on this one

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Mike M · August 23, 2023

Aaaaayyyyy

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Hugh Janus · August 23, 2023

Grab your celery and oj gamers, it’s go time 😤

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Ted Kaczynski · August 23, 2023

Where was this, this morning while I was at work 😔

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Finn Nelson · August 23, 2023

😝

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Matt Moore · August 23, 2023

Thank fuuuuuck

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Austin Jackson · August 23, 2023

THREE SECONDS AGO