Friends Who Goon Together... - PATRON EP. 49

Someone has something beeping very quietly on their background for the past few episodes and it’s driving me insane

Lmao I watched an old video where Sam was wearing the Ariana Grande shirt and then randomly listened to this podcast. Weird coincidence 😂

"I bet there's 12 people that just rewatch these" they say as I'm listening to this the 4th time cus I don't like music at work

holy hell, yeah man, beach house is fucking awesome. silver soul has to be one of my favorite songs of all time, and myth right up there with it.

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I was that kid on the playground talking about jelqing

Good stuff 👍

A new exclusive episode on my birthday would be nice boys….

you guys should try edging and do a podcast after 12 hours of having blue balls

having listened to the whole episode, the title now reads a whole lot differently

Someone asked what podcast I was listening to and when I told them they beat me up and took my lunch money

Ive had poob address for awhile now I have a reason to visit

I got mugged while listening to this episode on a run. 10/10 quality content.

one ep a week fr

I swear if you three fat, stoned fucks don't get an episode out before the third week of July I'm not reupping at the $10 tier next month

Guys we gotta get these uploads to once per week I gotta listen to shit when I work

sticker sheets?

Why has episode #38 (the therapist 1 episode been removed from patron and RSS?

Calling it right now, next one isn't coming out until after the 14th

Hey Poob, bud, the thing you described during the recounting of your tale of the girl roping you into sex might have been a dissociative episode, not just being bored. Being pressured into sex ain't okay chief, love yourself.

Saw that the Patreon dropped below $30k so I made just to upgrade to the $10 tier. Hope you’ll remember that I tried when you and Abby get a divorce due to financial issues.

Sam please have me on to school poob on why he has never had a good peach ive been doing orchard work sense i was 7 poob needs to learn his place

I think you guys could add cool catchphrases too, for example poob could say “it’s poobing time”…. Just a thought

Another great podcast! Bryan some of the things you say have me wheezing with laughter for minutes man. Poobs stories and shenanigans are always such a good time. And Sam you’re just the king. Keep up the awesome work guys I love your content, keep doing you! (Stalt great editing man)

It’s funny poob says the thing about John Wayne a pretend cowboy wanting to beat up a real Indian when it came out like 20 years later that that woman wasn’t even a real Native American

They didn’t even visit r/gooncaves smh

your welcome for the pool sam, also all you havge to do is level the ground. its not that hard to do. ive done it myself

Hey poob, or anyone reading this with the same concerns as poob. I’m a personal trainer with a bit of knowledge on hormones, such as testosterone. If you’re genuinely concerned about having low test levels, but don’t want to go to a doctor (even though I highly recommend getting blood work done), see if these things pertain to you and try to incorporate or disengage from these things. I know poob has mentioned that he drink/smokes, which can cause issues with sleep and eating/hydration habits, which are huge when it comes to hormones. Both substances cause issue with your REM sleep , which is the most impactful part of your sleep cycle. Poor sleep habits from drinking alcohol or due to any other reasons, can cause hormonal problems. Also, your diet and hydration can cause issues within the body and when you drink/smoke, it can cause your eating and hydration habits to become unhealthy. Try to work out more as well. Working out leads to a natural dopamine boost, increased blood flow, helps with digestion, natural increase in testosterone, and stronger joints/bones. Low testosterone can cause brain fog, depression (leads to a multitude of other mental health problems), lack of sex drive, lack of motivation, etc etc. At the end of the day low testosterone in males is dangerous, not only physically, but mentally as well. I highly recommend bloodwork or trying to work on the few things I mentioned

Hey poob, or anyone reading this with the same concerns as poob. I too am personal trainer with a bit of knowledge on hormones, such as testosterone. If you’re genuinely concerned about having low test levels, but don’t want to go to a doctor (Dont go to the doctor, they steal your seed.), see if these things pertain to you and try to incorporate or disengage from these things. I know poob has mentioned that he drink/smokes, which can cause issues with sleep and eating/hydration habits, which are huge when it comes to hormones. Both substances cause issue with your REM sleep , which is the most impactful part of your sleep cycle. Poor sleep habits from drinking alcohol or due to any other reasons, can cause hormonal problems. Also, your diet and hydration can cause issues within the body and when you drink/smoke, it can cause your eating and hydration habits to become unhealthy. Try to work out more as well. Working out leads to a natural dopamine boost, increased blood flow, helps with digestion, natural increase in testosterone, and stronger joints/bones. Low testosterone can cause brain fog, depression (leads to a multitude of other mental health problems), lack of sex drive, lack of motivation, etc etc. At the end of the day low testosterone in males is dangerous, not only physically, but mentally as well. Again, dont go to the doctor.

Hey poob, or anyone reading this with the same concerns as poob. I’m a personal trainer with a bit of knowledge on hormones, such as testosterone. If you’re genuinely concerned about having low test levels, but don’t want to go to a doctor (even though I highly recommend getting blood work done), see if these things pertain to you and try to incorporate or disengage from these things. I know poob has mentioned that he drink/smokes, which can cause issues with sleep and eating/hydration habits, which are huge when it comes to hormones. Both substances cause issue with your REM sleep , which is the most impactful part of your sleep cycle. Poor sleep habits from drinking alcohol or due to any other reasons, can cause hormonal problems. Also, your diet and hydration can cause issues within the body and when you drink/smoke, it can cause your eating and hydration habits to become unhealthy. Try to work out more as well. Working out leads to a natural dopamine boost, increased blood flow, helps with digestion, natural increase in testosterone, and stronger joints/bones. Low testosterone can cause brain fog, depression (leads to a multitude of other mental health problems), lack of sex drive, lack of motivation, etc etc. At the end of the day low testosterone in males is dangerous, not only physically, but mentally as well. I highly recommend bloodwork or trying to work on the few things I mentioned

I wish I had friends to Goon inside with

Time to feast

You guys literally talked about peach cobblers, but not the right one. #DJPEACHCOBBLER

Hey boys, I just wanted to say that as always love the content y'all are putting out, together and individually. And if by chance Poob reads this, I completely understand where you're at with the lack of productivity. What I've found worked for me best is internal praise and external pressure. Example: "Mom's gonna regret having you if she finds out you didn't get this done, but you know just what to do, so you won't have to worry about that, champ." Otherwise tho? Keep trying new stuff, you'll figure it out eventually dude :)

I made that same joke about battle of the bulge that Poob did (battle of the bulge, that’s what I call it when I put jeans on) in history class in highschool and my teacher said “unlike Marcus’s, you could actually see this one”. Fuckin slaughtered me.

By god I started listening to the original and I’m going to finish listening to the original and nobody can stop me

12 hour shift i needed this!

bruh I had this downloaded before I went to work then you reupload, fuck man

What is going to be most insane - growing up with a Youtuber for a dad or growing up in the AI generation

Me and Austin want all the holes

Forehead Fables Forbidden Footage

I'll begin forming my list of demands 🫴

I left the YouTube video open from earlier.

I have the one up that was deleted.....

Fuck you Bryan your country is making my state hazy af

I heard it…

What did poob fuck up

A whoopsie left in? Time to dock Stallt’s pay

Poob’s brother bought fissile material from former Soviet states and is planning something big. Watch out this 4th.

Thank god they took out Poob’s eugenics rant and ripping off his black girlfriend’s weave. Seemed a bit much even if he was on goblin gas.

Never heard so many consecutive racial slurs before, poob really different off record

Man, c’mon a straw purchase is totally fine.

Sam make an oopsie? Never

Wait what happened

TAKE IT OUT OF POOBS CHECK

THANK YOU STALLT I DID NOT WANT POOBS BRO TO GO TO JAIL