Bar Stool Therapy - PATRON EP. 48

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Poob your stepdad hit you with a mud patty. My dad was a farm boy and I remember him telling me about playing frisbee with cow shit, I’ll never be that manly

It is so frustrating listening to the bit where Poob talks about his executive dysfunction and Brian has this tone of “oh listen to this fucking guy” what Poob what talking about is totally relatable. I have adhd and have spent my entire life dealing with exactly what poob was talking about. Thankfully I found a career field that makes it easier. But shit man. It’s an insane thing to have to conquer on your own

Cake

I'm eatin good today

Four hours and it seriously funny, the guys hit gold and mined it, worth the 6head tier thank you my friends.

these guys are seriously cutting it close

Y’all should get blasted high and attempt to have a conversation

Bought the patreon for Poob to give me a panic attack immediately

i was 12 pounds 12 ounces and my mom was 5 foot nothing

Never thought it possible, but Brian legitimately listening to Poob about his direction and motivation issue was the most wholesome he's ever sounded. It was immediately undercut by him referencing jerking off. 10/10, never change you beautiful fucks.

How the fuck did you guys miss the joke there "Minority Report"

I have poob syndrome, it is ADHD poob get diagnosed and take some meds man I need that shit too bro

We need stimpee

Bring back Projekt Melody!!

Don't discredit yourself Poob, you should definitely Continue you path of growth if you think it's ADHD or a neurodivergents divergence. Look it up on YouTube but look at a lot of different sources see how much you relate, it's life changing what education can do 🥰 I love y'all!

Where is stimpee

get vex on the podcast again

Idk why poob is complaining ngl

So uhhhh. You guys going to upload another podcast cast,

Sam saying blue collar workers worry less while im at work sweating crying and shitting making sure he can buy his snacks

Hey like are we getting new episode?

You know you're too far gone when those robots seem too vanilla to you.

PLEASE get SsethTzeentach on the podcast, he's fucking hilarious and I know yall would vibe

Oh my God, thanks guys for having Steve on tomorrow as guest then fungaltoe on the 20th, that was so funny . Finishing off the month with a hilarious patreon episode, what a hoot.....anyways I better head back into the very near future.

Should do discord podcast with random guests

This next episode of forehead fables is gonna be the most story and emotion filled episode ever.

Need a segment about how fuckable the M&Ms are

This is probably my favorite episode so far and I’ve seen every single one. You guys should have stalltt on for a longer podcast, I like getting to see the whole family

I really related to poop in this episode. I’ve been easily distracted and haven’t been hanging with old friends. So hearing someone I look up to feeling the same way made me feel not alone.

Lol

Thanks for sharing that shit Poob. Really resonated with me. Weirdly similar to the situation I find myself in. As someone who goes through almost the exact same thing. I think it stems from the way you’re raised. For me it was the opposite of your childhood. my parents did everything for me and told me when to do things. So I’m not very great at setting out my own time/schedule and when to do things so I procrastinate or just don’t know how to tackle certain things and follow through. And for you I honestly think it comes down to the fact that your parents trusted you to do things on your own, and you’ve grown up that way, so you’ve always done things on your OWN time, and now that you’re in a place thats comfortable with no pressure, you have all the time in the world with no rush therefore no incentive to seek further satisfaction. And I think cuz you’ve always been your own boss, and are now in a place where your don’t HAVE to do things. You just don’t. You might need an Abby. Sometimes people who always direct themselves need to swap out the director from time to time. Especially since you’re parents raised you to watch out for yourself and be your own director your whole life since childhood. I’m high asf don’t listen to me. Anyway love yourself broski

prolly the best episode yet

This was good, little from Brian and Poob over sharing. This was a good episode fellas thank you.

Hey guys. Idk if you even read these but thanks for all the laughs. And the DND show is fucking amazing. Bizzle is the best DM. These podcasts and other funny bits help me get through the day at work. :)

Poob just sounds human

You should get King Crumble on the podcast I heard he’s super funny and interesting.

I think my biggest thing is that I have an aspiration to write and finish my bachelors but shit is just rough and it never matches up so I lose the drive to continue

Can’t believe I’m saying this but good job

Another great Brian mukbang

Stalt and his yappin make me laugh so hard. Just screamin in the void

Cum city seamen Choo choo

This was awesome, I giggled all through work. Definitely relistening. Poob sounded like he needed a therapist for a bit, but his friends were actually there for him today

now this is the forhead fables podcast of old love this shit podcast to bits sometimes

I looked into it myself and there is a berry in australia that when scienced on can be injected to destroy tumors, OR maybe Im also just dumb like poobs uncle and fell for it after skimming a few article headlines

Now this is poggers

Poob I totally relate to wanting to do things but needing that little kick from people and it sucks mentally

Poob describes executive dysfunction for an hour, banger episode.

Amazing episode I love longer ones talk as much as y'all want

Pathetic DND rant towards the end there.

all 3 eps in the final half of the month, 2 of them within 6 days of eachother. .... again..... Welp, it's been an honor!

charborg did face reveal please bring him on and make him strip.

Bring fungletoe for a guest

Poob just do your fucking taxes you munch

Four hour trippy trip it is then.

I have a guest Idea 💡 how about a catholic priest, more specifically an Exorcist Priest. Maybe he can help with Poobs alcohol demon or Sam’s Eel urges.

Bring Abby on this mfer. But don't announce her as a guest. Act like she's an extra on Friends. I want a Poob vs. Abby fight

I am quite excited for this episode, incredibly happy to see such a long one come by especially if it makes me laugh as much as the last one

Do not have don toni back please, bro is so fucking annoying and lies about shit blatantly

Tell me poob isn’t a biden fan lol, screams low iq to support that geriatric puppet. Bros got a hand so far up his ass we should call him mitt

Poob should look into home brewing i think he would like since he likes drinking and it something you have to take care of ever day

Make Abby do a podcast so she understands just how difficult the job is

I want to put bryans head through a fucking wall like every other episode

I need help finding an episode guys. It’s one where Poob jokes that his dad sent him out to the city on drugs with a gun and made him paranoid that everyone’s gonna kill him. He then shoots a sleeping homeless man.

A lot of poops problems would be solved if he just enrolled in a discipline

This was a really great episode! I was surprised to hear Sam and Poob bring up Laos because I feel like it’s the least well known country in south east asia and I’m really happy Poob pronounced Laotian correctly and has love for my mother land :) I also really appreciated Poob bringing up his issues because I feel like I too struggle in a similar way. For anyone else going through some shit too just know we’ll make it out in due time <3

this is nice! (actual npc)

Brian needs push to talk for real, dude cannot be left to crunch and munch for hours it’s insanity

STALT MUTE BRIAN'S FUCKING CRUNCING STAAAAAALT STALT FUCKING MUTE BRIAN

Previous episode was top notch lads, very excited for this one 🤌🏼

Brian is looking thinner and Poob is looking thicker

I actually really like this one boys <3

We need at least one of these bad boys per month

loving the long podcasts because the longer they talk in my ears the longer i can pretend i have friends

Idk if they actually look at these comments but I got a message for poob: Just let it be, man. Life comes at ya a million miles an hour at all times. Just roll with the punches, make the most of it and what ever happens, happens.

Sam, in the middle of a super insightful and relatable monologue: "MOTH/BEETLE RELATIONS."

One watch, everyone knows the rules. He's back baby. Cheeto dust stained fingers. Slurpin generic orange drink out a sippy cup with a straw. Crinkling candy wrappers and crunching on chips. Being as unhinged as possible. Making us question his sex life entirely. Bryan is back to his antics and we love every second of it. Poob is fighting his inner most demons and spiraling into a depression fueled by success. This one is hot folks. 8.8/10

DJPEACHCOBBLER

4 hour therapy session? By the end of this I better Bryan sobbing and spitting tears, Poob with a slobbering on the barrel of his gun, and Sam ready to fist fight Abby

Bryan eating the loudest fucking food known to man

Poob, I hope you see this. I struggle with the same issue you were describing. For me, it comes from anxiety and I'm afraid of getting better because I then will have more expectations set on me. I am comfortable with the shit situation I am in because it's what I know. Trying to get myself to do anything is incredibly difficult, even if it is something I want to do. A big part is just pushing yourself in the beginning. I am working on that right now. I would suggest trying therapy to discuss this and learn why you feel this way. I understand the feeling. #traumadump

Mr. Poob it sounds like you need to buy a mail order bride

24 hour podcast

loving these long podcasts boys, keep em comin!

This is a relatable episode

About time i get fried and watch this

Two long episodes and i think you should leave season 3 just dropped. It’s a big week for poob

hi

holy shit I saw 4 hours and got hyped LOL feed me more slop

Meats back on the menu boys

It's about fucking time! jk I can't wait to ear this up like Crack! 🤪

Haven’t heard it yet, but thanks for putting through it Stalltt, you’re a trooper.

I SHOULD HAVE OPENED THIS ACCOUNT YEARS AGO! THIS IS GONNA CHANGE MY LIFE! THANK YOU! THAAAANNK YOUUUUUUU

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HELLLLLL YEAH BROOOOTHER!!!! 4hr🤤.

jesus we don't need this much, working too hard stalltt

4 hours? Can we get back to like an hour fifteen? Thanks stalltt

You do not understand how much i love you for this

I prayed for this

You should get AJ from the why files on the podcast

Hell yeah!

Finally, I've been edging for 6 days and I'm finna bust.

Yay more work entertainment thank you Samuel

The hell? YES

Im not reading that.

4 hours👀

FOUR HOURS

Get stimpee back on the cast

You spoil us

Thanks stalt

OMG OMG OMG YES

4 hours?? APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Good stuff 👍