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April 29, 2023

He Who Salts the Earth - PATRON EP. 47

even if you don't listen to the entire episode at least skip an hour in to hear about Poob's transformation into a suburban dad lawn care aficionado 


Video Version: https://youtu.be/cDVGPVYu9_Y

Comments (77)

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Nathan Wolf · October 28, 2024

He who stalts the earth

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Suduko Catwall · May 15, 2023

I will never understand how it is so hard to sit down for an hour a week and record you guys rambling

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Jawz2you · August 30, 2023

It's mostly just setting up the file location and making sure all the gear works, and the audio tracks, and dealing with everything updating so sometimes it resets, or your mic is just slightly too far or too close, and then scheduling for others.

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CrizzlyBear · May 15, 2023

Sam finally snapped and killed his wife guys... no more funnee podcast...

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Porkchop · May 14, 2023

Ooooh I'm about to steal.

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ULTRAHATER · May 14, 2023

Didn't you guys read in the discord? Bryan died. Show some respect, give them time to grieve.

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Fruusty_ · May 14, 2023

what is discord

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Arcane Traveller · May 14, 2023

This is my favorite part of the new month, watching everyone get mad over 5 bucks :3

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Suede · May 14, 2023

Real

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TonySaphrony · May 13, 2023

I am at my fucking limit staltt, you gotta wrangle these goons and gets us a podcast STAT

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slim chungus · May 13, 2023

Please. I need your voices to fill the void of my existence

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Hugh Janus · May 13, 2023

Y’all asses definitely aren’t in the writers strike so upload that pod big boy

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Aiden · May 13, 2023

>:(

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Einar_47 · May 13, 2023

Mmmmmmmm episode please!

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Suede · May 13, 2023

We will never get new pod :(

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Skenny1 · May 13, 2023

Two weeks since last

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Andru · May 12, 2023

I need more Poob in my ears

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Andru · May 12, 2023

I have just repeat episodes to listen to at work now wtf

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Queso · May 12, 2023

Forgot to pay this month but I realized I missed nothing 😂

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Warnerro · May 12, 2023

Two weeks of nothing, why am I not surprised.

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FineArtEnjoyer · May 12, 2023

Lazy bums

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Zoug25 · May 12, 2023

It's one-a those months again, isn't it...

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not devin white · May 12, 2023

Every month is one of those months with these morons

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Jeck · May 11, 2023

this shit got me an overdraft fee now im 50$ in the hole

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Caleb Blankenship · May 11, 2023

They don’t care dawg. This has to be the main source of income and they do not give a shit. We should start a rebellion

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Bert the cat. Devourer of Deities · May 10, 2023

Let's stop disrespecting Steve by not having him as a honoured guest on this podcast . If it wasn't for the constant abuse he has endured over the years, the General sam brand would be nothing compared to what it is today. Do the right thing by this amazing human punching bag and have him on this podcast.

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Notta · May 9, 2023

Get stimpee back on

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A Spoopy Ghosty · May 10, 2023

Who the fuck is stimpee? sounds like asshole.

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SLAVACUS · May 9, 2023

WHERE IS MY NEW POSCAST SAMMY BOY

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Callus Phallus · May 9, 2023

any one want to take over/under bets on the next podcast coming out on saturday the 13th?

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Caleb Blankenship · May 9, 2023

Over 5$

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Bert the cat. Devourer of Deities · May 8, 2023

Hey I've got a great idea ....how about posting new episode on the 8th, 16th and 24th . Rather then the 23rd, 30th and 31st of this month...good idea right.😉

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Sledgehammer · May 8, 2023

10th-20th-30th otherwise you’re suggesting a ~14 day gap between the 24th and the 8th of the following month.

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LoganOfIreland · May 8, 2023

someone tell sam that like, most nurses take shit and its also pretty normal for hospitals to waste a lot of things so its not even really stealing as much as saving perfectly good equipment from the trash

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Pappy P · May 8, 2023

It's gotten to the point where I've dreamed of a new episode. I don't remember much but it had Sam and Brian talking about women so I'm considering this a prophetic dream. The new EP will drop within two days.

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Charlie · May 9, 2023

False prophet

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PintsizedHook · May 7, 2023

yall should get cbum on here

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Skenny1 · May 6, 2023

Get a move on

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Aiden · May 5, 2023

try to get atun-shei on that would be pretty cool i think

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DMG · May 3, 2023

🖤

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Alex Rivera · May 3, 2023

Ybor is such a shithole I’m surprised y’all didn’t get stabbed

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Ted Kaczynski · May 3, 2023

Nice to hear sams sick voice 🤔

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Mathieu Dufault · May 3, 2023

Quality content for only 5 dollars!!! Man I’d pay 500. Actually I’d pay 5000, actually I’d pay 50,000. We should pay more for this content. What a steal. Definitely too cheap.

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Top Gun Skrill · May 4, 2023

It's poobs bots trying to spread miss information the show isn't worth 5 dollars anymore

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FlapjackKongJr · May 3, 2023

get Stimpee back on

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joebaba · May 3, 2023

dogshit episode do better

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Frank Zajic · May 2, 2023

Get JACK SATHER for a podcast!

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Adam Morbo · May 2, 2023

Poob Delenda Est

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Greenfinch · May 1, 2023

I like how Poob is "trying to get us guests" but if a guest talks about anything other than goofy ass action figures, actually has something interesting to say, can hold Sam and Bryan's attention, and can answer their questions in an interesting way then Poob instantly gets annoyed about it. Very cool Mr Boob. Still love you though.

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Not Aboutit · May 12, 2023

Poob is sweetened condensed Reddit

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Kwolf · May 1, 2023

another patreon just to hear creator clash, can we wrap it up guys cmon

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Suduko Catwall · May 1, 2023

I love smoking hash up my mouth hole and watching these

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Ryan · May 1, 2023

Good episode guys I would love it if you had charborg on again

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Bobs · April 30, 2023

I was that guy at creator clash.

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Sam's only normal patron · April 30, 2023

I was that guy at creator clash.

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Queso · April 30, 2023

Oh yeah that’s the stuff

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Davide · April 30, 2023

Yes bitch yes bitch yes bitch

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ProbablyFade · April 30, 2023

Good stuff 👍

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Fruusty_ · April 30, 2023

DJPEACHCOBBLER

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Matthew Bogers · April 30, 2023

I second this

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Poopybuttlord_7769420 · April 29, 2023

Finally forked over 5$ and this is the shit you’re peddling?

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Top Gun Skrill · May 4, 2023

Welcome to the shit show

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Dave lightboy · April 29, 2023

As a flat-footed man, I wish poob would just get oofos orthopedic indoor slides. They are comfy and are way better than filthy outworld shoes

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jakey · April 29, 2023

Thank you poop and brain and sin and salt

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GubogMeatLord · April 29, 2023

Excellent work fellas

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woe · April 29, 2023

Time to get fried and watch this

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Cleatus · April 29, 2023

Watching these makes me think you should add a 1$ tier list... maybe that's too much

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Vincent Delaney · April 29, 2023

I spend 5 bucks a month to tell you I wish the worst for poob

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Ismael · April 29, 2023

I suppose it’s okay

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Einar_47 · April 29, 2023

You know what'd be fuckin nuts, absolutely dummy, just the craziest shit ever..? Record a podcast like... Once a week... If they suck, people won't care as much because we don't have to wait for the next podcast to be delivered via pony express a fortnight later.

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Bonkz · April 29, 2023

You guys are edging me with these buzzer beater episodes keep em coming

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he attackhelicopter · April 29, 2023

Good job this was worth 5$

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Cweaver12 · April 29, 2023

Fuck I just boarded the plane I don’t have time to download

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Cweaver12 · April 29, 2023

Nvm I’m good time to mildly chuckle maybe once

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aCasual · April 29, 2023

another banger

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iiITzDaNx · April 29, 2023

Fuck you all

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Ooga Booga · April 29, 2023

LETSFUCKING GOOOOO