DO NOT BREAK EYE CONTACT - PATRON EP. 44

Hey Sam, this is so old you'll never see it, but I'm a trans woman and you voicing support for bodily autonomy meant a lot. I'm so sorry about your grandfather and mother, wishing you all the best gamers

No idea if you'll read this as this is an old episode...BUT...you guys should do a 21andMe ancestry DNA test. I'd love to see that. Being Polish, I'd love to see if you've got some Polish DNA!

Banger episode

23 days 1 podcast recorded. MY GODDD!!!!

i could lose everything and switch on a ff podcast and feel happy

But seriously fuck pigs and pig loving cucks.

Maybe it’s because me and my bf have only been together for 5 years, not as long as Sam and Abby but I would cry and not stop crying if my bf said the stuff Sam did in the “sex” segment… funny episode tho

Y’all should have me as a guest so I can mcafee myself already.

Im starting to go into withdraws here.

I can’t believe that i relate to poob so much, especially with the mom dating a rich guy at a young age

Im not gonna stop pissing my pants till we get a new episode

love you guys <3

lazy posting will be the down fall of this podcast

god you guys are so fucking slow

Please sir, can we have some more episodes?

Piggy wants slop

Can i have some slop please. oink oink

I feel like Sam's curiosity with watching people die aligns with the concept of momento mori

What, that was actually a good ep

Im getting thirsty.

WTF!!!! Sam really gonna go rub shoulders with that FN pig operator, that’s FN low.

Yo uh, this one was tight, but where that next podcast at tho?

Really good ep always nice to have a dash of humanity thrown in. Your story hit me. Just went through that type of thing with my dad last year was not easy and it definitely changes you. Uhhh it's getting to real umm. FROZEN TURD DILDO! that's the ticket.

Am I the only person thinking sam is giving off Jeffery Dahmer vibes

Best episode. Had some serious giggles, and incredibly relatable rough experiences. Thanks guys, thanks stalltt

When is Poob gonna make an expose video on Sam and Bryan? Since this eventually happens with everyone I’m just low key waiting for that shit to happen lmao

Really great episode, Sams speech about his grandfather was heartbreaking, I sat with my grandad as he died in a hospital bed and it made me a man I like to think. Good episode lads

I’ve listened to all of the episodes on Spotify at least 4 times each, finally caved in so I can hear Poobs sweet voice

pretty good ep. would be nice if less of it was about children fucking.

Good ep! you boys should watch Primal Fear on netflix.

one of the better episodes

9/10. very funny

Abby would love chickens, they have a lot in common

One watch, everyone knows the rules. I really liked the eye contact. For about 5 minutes I was uncomfortable and then every time I noticed Brian's blank ass stare afterwards, I chuckled. The dedication to the bit was priceless. Plenty of topics discussed and was interesting to hear a little of Poobs unreal childhood. The vertical frames of each member worked great in this one. The score? 8.6/10

This podcast is genuinely my comfort show when im drunk but having these men stare at me is very panic inducing

This episode made me realize how much of a looser I am at 22, I'ma God rink the pain away

Poob looks kinda like a young Andrzej Żuławski

holy shit banger episode

As a resident osrs player in exfils discord I will not stand for this slander. Fuck you sam💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢

Why dosent same play horror games?

You guys should use that AI porn thing to make images of eachother and then make a tier list of that

This episode gave me hope in raising my new half-man, half-chicken child. Sam's advice on fatherhood, Poob's philosophical approach to life, and Brian's tips for evading the IRA were all combined in this three hour long God send of information. I greatly appreciate the work being done by these intellectuals and cannot wait for more. My monthly subscription was worth it for this podcast.

Good thing February is a short month you lazy bastards, I’ll be waiting for the 28th.

I really liked this episode. I enjoyed that the boys opened up their hearts to the audience. My parasocial relationship has been strengthened. The Patreon money will continue to flow from my wallet.

Someone should send Sam a pipestrip mug instead of Poob

What I got from this is that yall are gonna start doing cock ratings and I'm very excited

twenty two days until sons of the forest comes out yippee

love you sam :)

A dnd session with this filter on would be pretty great

Thank you for your cervix 🫡

Please unban me from the Discord I swear I will not send the video of the rat with his little arms and legs bound being slapped by cheese I SWEAR

Brian has the eyes of a dog

I'm unsubscribing if the next episodes don't have the filter on

I'm fucking unsubscribing if you guys use this filter again I know websites that have this pod

How do you join the discord?

definitely one of the better episodes. they should get drunk every day

This episode was good af

I do happen to live in Indiana. About 1 hour from one of the major cities so I really am gonna need that Siren's phone number. Thanks guys

Brian looks at his cock at 2:14:50 when your talking about circumsized vs uncircumsized

After that eye contact.. I may become an audio listener

welp guess i'm an audio listener for this ep

There was a time, as a weaker man. I would’ve used this prolonged eye contact for A1 jerk material.. I’m not that monster anymore

Good work everyone involved

As someone that give you 5 a mouth, dont use that software again

you should have a charborg part 3 since he had a face reveal

I saw 3 hours and said thank fuck now I have something to do today. Thanks for the content boys, mainly Poob and Stalltt.

This is It Babaaayyyy, this will get me through my day to night work shift changeover

Picked up some soju for this one

can we get the jimmy episode as a patron episode lol

Time to get fried and watch this

Hasan is 31 boys

despite some minor idiots in the comments, i actually think this was one of the best episodes, there was a constant flow of talking instead of the usual "so uhh.....", i also really appreciate a full 3 hours, very entertaining, keep it up guys, love you staltt

tbh i hate this eye thing more than the tier lists

Sam will probably never see this, but if you like The Thing and movies like that, check out Black Mountainside

3 hour episode? Hell yeah, baby

But does poob move a like predator? He could be concealing his true nature

I LOVE COCK

Absolutely stupendous my dear bro bro, mmm yes.

Can we get an episode of poob playing pro soccer

Poob is definitely not the same type of predator as Sam and Bryan if you know what I mean.

I love poob!!

Yay! I’ve been looking forward to this

I was having a shitty meeting but this notification helped make it less shitty ;) will be watchin soon!!!

Thank god, a crumb of content

time to slather my ears in the dulcet tones of these absolute hit makers

Hell yeah! Got iced in at home and this is perfect timing.

24/7 eye contact with these goobers sounds like actual hell.

Been pushing them out this month 🙏🙏

I’m embarrassed now

Ope I’m hard again

god bryan really gets me going

CAME*

THIS IS WHAT I CAN HERE FOR, WOOOOOO