Bryan: Master of Curses - Ep. 83

I could be an easy guest. I would just tell you how bad the podcast is as a viewer. I'll even give tips on how to do better.

Audio listeners like myself suffering from these tier lists.

IN THE NEXT PATREON CAN YOU GUYS JUST SHIT-TALK US FOR 20 MINS? NOTHING SEXUAL DON'T SEXUALIZE US TOO MUCH FOR PAYING 5 TO 10 $... IF ANYTHING, PLS SEXUAL URSELFS SO THAT IT IS MORE HONEST. FOR EXAMPLE, WE ARE THE NASTY TRUCKERS WITH SMELLY HOGS IN OUR POCKETS AND YOU ARE THE ONLY 3 SEXY LOT LIZARDS WILLING TO SHOW US ALL 2 HOURS OF A GOOD TIME. HONESTLY THO SOME OTHER LOT LIZARDS MIGHT BE ON THE LOT MORE EVERY MONTH AND RIDE OUR HOGS RAW FOR 4 HOURS, BUT IT'S ABOUT QUALITY IN TIME FOR US TRUCKERS AND YOU 3 ARE THE BEST AT THE JOB AND WHY MY HOG KEEPS PARKING IN UR LOT. (idk wtf i just wrote but it felt funny as i was writing it.)

2 more episodes in the next 9 days , good to know .😁

Damn I pay for this?

PKA gives twice the content in a month for FREE

I like it but why the fuck is it a money scale not a S-F lol it makes it alot harder then its godda but I'll give it to ya for trying something new 🦐

Alright who else ready for a new episode

This guy brian just stealing psychic pebbles jokes again 🙄

kiss me sam

This was a giggler 🤭😭

Don't listen to these whiny bitches the tier lists had me creased up. Good shit bois

I don't know what everyone was bitching about I love the tier lists

Poob and Bryan have bonded over the shroom trip. I miss them being at each others throats

Epic podcast

I didn't enjoy the other tier list episodes but this one was amazing.

Whoever doesn’t like this tier list video can lick my ass. Shit is hilarious

Fuck a tier list fuck a podcast fuck a beard fuck a wheat thin

Finally

I’ve got 25$ to bid in for one of them to eat live tarantula

still no fucking sticker sheets!!!! also found that omid guys doppelganger but fatter. Phil Fuemana from OMC

HOW MUCH BARBECUE SAUCE WEIGHS if you get a gallon of mercury it will weigh a shit ton more then water and don't blame weed i am fucked up

Even though I pay now every time I come here I still find myself typing in "forehead fables patreon free"

Need lord miles on the podcast ASAP

One watch, everyone knows the rules. These intros slap. It's got great conversation starters. Great topics. Great humor. The fact Bryan just threw this together in like a day is honestly impressive. Poob was lying he would kill dogs for free. Stuart little bit was funny af. Plus bryan is engaging in the podcast. 8.4/10

Did that sperg delete his autismo reddit post or something?

Good content

This is the best tier list video

WE WANT MORE TIER LISTS

Tier list pods have been some of the best shit ever. I really don't get why anybody would complain.

I don’t know why so many people were bitching about the tier list pods, thought they were pretty funny myself 👌

Yeah i think im done with this pod , shit got boring theres no point in watching this . 30k+ just hored and not spent back on this

Keep Making More Of These

Judging by how Bryan ran the content of this episode I feel 100% safe in predicting his Die Of Laughter episode is gonna blow and not worth the 30 day wait. Btw gets if you're subbed to the DnD podcast just cancel your subscription. You get the same shit for free and the $5 isn't worth waiting a month per episode.

I know this is probably an unpopular opinion but I was actually happy to see the move away from the old intros. I feel like they take the punch out of a lot of the more unexpected jokes. Like instead of thinking "I wasn't expecting that" it's just "oh that's the line from the intro." I much preferred getting right into the meat.

80 gallons of BBQ sauce weighs ~440kg/969lbs, 80 gallons of water weighs ~344kg/759lbs. So there's that cleared up.

Bryan hypotheticals episode 🙏🙏

James gay

LETS GOOO NEW EPISODE 'designed by bryan' :(

why do you potheads not make the podcasts earlier. you literally get free money for having a 2-3 hour long conversation with friends. it is kinda getting annoying waiting half a month for one podcast.

Im not even 20 minutes in and im dying. This is the best of the tier lists.

I don't mind the tier lists. It would be cool and easy(wink wink) to do a tier list that involves patrons, like you guys rating our desk setups or our ugliness or something ya know

Damn, is Bryan single?

Thank god its not an exclusive vid

Bryans hypotheticals while definitely stupid are also hilarious so im all for it

Thanks guys big preesh

was thinking about getting the witcher 3. great reviews but heard it was shit. i will appreciate any advice brothers

Hahaha! Hella funny.

Bryan the peoples man, he speaks for the people.

So happy the free eps are the dogshit tier list ones. That said, I'm hoping this one isn't a disappointment

Who is actually complaining about teir videos and where is it happening, because it's definitely not from the patreon (i have seen 2 people angry about it) and YouTube seems to be diggin them. I think Sam, poob, Brian, and stallt are the main complainers here.

aweee my hopes and dreams have been crushed, I saw the email and insta thought we got the 8 hour uncut Bryan backstory that we've been waiting for. still happy tho

People just love to hate you guys I don’t know why, most of them likely didn’t listen because yea the tier list idea in itself is kind of lazy, but it’s not like you guys are doing a list that everyone else has done, plus we’re here for the personalities not always the Content And sometimes the contents great as well we just want to hear the riffing

Praise be to Stalltt for corralling these fuckwits together to fulfill their contractual obligations.

This is my favorite trilogy

I've been itching for my next fix of forehead fables

Teir list of the worlds biggest foreheads should be a next

Perfect timing dudes, I needed something to watch while I fuck off at work. <3

Bryan back with the classic hypotheticals 🙏 I remember he used to have one for Poob every ep, thanks for the ep guys

Me personally I like the tier lists, thanks sam!

Sam you fat lazy useless fuck, quit with this low hanging tier list garbage content. The ramblings about nothing at all had more value than this. You went from having schlatt and critical as guests to tier lists. Get your shit together

i love the tier list

Fuck James, this guy sucks

Im convinced my shart comment summoned this episode

Fuck James

This shit sucks I’ll be back when they’re not bullshit episodes anymore. Good luck feeding your kids without my $5 bozo

Nice. Another great podcast. I'm enjoying the hairy Bryan chest too and Poob looks like a Deathloop character this time.

Thx guys this shit has me squealing and got my toes curled n shit frfr lotion on my dick rn hard as hell

you could poopy into my ear and I would still listen

I didn’t hate the tierlists

Yes you guys awesome 🙏🏼😂👍🏻

I hate this episode not because it’s a tier list but because you released the episode too quickly. I think I speak for all your listeners when I say that you should leave a bigger gap between episodes.

Forehead fables listeners (james) be satisfied with anything at all given to them challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

James got beaten as a child

James shouldn’t have opened his flappy mouth to utter such an L take.

All my Homies Hate James

get outta here JAMES

17 days for a tier list. Took them this long.

I don't understand the tier list hate, they've all been pretty decent episodes imo.

As a black, lists scare me

L take James

Fuck you James

Sex

The tier list episodes are hilarious. Pls make more.

Fuck James

James is probably gay

Shut the Fuck Up James

Bruh cmon 31k a month and all you guys have are tierlists now? It’s like I’m paying $10 a month to watch people take fucking buzz feed quizzes. Hire a writer or something, y’all make enough (Edit) I stand by my words, fuck all you dick eaters. Still gonna listen though.

Finally I can rest

Brian the content master lets go

They’re back from the hiatus

Good timing 👏