Let Them Eat Dog - PATRON EP. 37

the fact that these idiots think you can jump off that high of a building into any body of water and survive… it baffles me. that isn’t how water behaves when you’re traveling at that velocity. water would essentially act as concrete, and you would probably disintegrate on impact.

Love it

This is probably the worst podcast episode you’ve done.

Fucking love poob, on reason I pay for this shit, Sam sucks, idk about Brian yet he’s quiet

Yea that greasy Norwegian prison guard was boring as fuck, dork didn't say anything noteworthy and not a single interesting story wtf

Die of Laughter is the yt channel name for the d&d podcast

you bet im going rabid poob

I keep hoping Sam will address the late podcasts on the podcast. Pretty sure he just won't lol

July half way over and no new podcast?

Love how I have to rewatch these a couple times because the time in between episodes is so long

why do I spend 5 dollars a month to listen to 3 men talk about penises? am I gay?

I'm feeling like I lit a 5 dollar bill on my palm absorbing only sadness from my red raw burned hand seeing yet again no podcast ):

I’m gonna start laying out ieds full of poop in front of sams driveway if he doesn’t give us what we want.

they're just going to release all three on the 31st to spite us

Ight imma start killing people if I don’t get my fuckin podcast

^ is a fed in disguise don't listen to him! ^

I heard they recorded two already, this is stallts fault, not the hosts! Who is with me

Poob and Bryan better be in full body casts from some form of insane accident to make us wait this long

Im bout to give my $5 to the gamerhole if this keeps up

I'm STARTING TO GET WITHDRAWALS MAN

Man I better get a new episode before the end of the week

Man 5 bucks that could go towards adobe sounds good rn

Where the fuck is my new episode? Also any update on the DnD podcast?

these dipshits haven't posted in 2 weeks I'm losing my fucking mind here

Stallt I swear to god I’m going to burn down every orphanage in the Midwest

Guys I need a podcast to listen to…. This isn’t funny. I’m at work and I’ve run out of things to keep my brain distracted.

Im finna act up

Better be Tommrow or I'm gonna start a coup d' etat.

Sam is a tarkov YouTuber

I like to treat my patron money for this as sort of a child benefit payment where I don’t have custody but I see them once a month or less

What classes are you guys playing in d&d? I need to know for mail call reasons

You know it's going downhill when there's almost more comments than there are likes on this post.

hi sam and stallt i love you fuck all these other guys asking for shit

We need content. Or we blockade the auction house. Poobs addiction needs feeding sam.

ermmm guys its the 12th im worried bout you

i want fuck pob so bad

Down with the parliament

Viva the Revolution.

patron's rise up

Im bout to act up if there aint a episode out by the 15th

Hearing Brians hypotheticals makes me lose brain cells does this man have friends and or talk to people cuz it’s always the most incel shit only an incel can think of

stay true to your word sam being a man of God that you claim to be🤔🤔

I came to see some D&D selling videos but I'm not seeing em... How will I know where to spend my money if they wont tell meeee!!

we should all cancel our subscription for next month and then resume them the month after to teach these lazy fucks a lesson. we the patrons own them, never forget that.

Just got back from zante can’t wait too get this on and finally bust one

I mean tbf guys, you didn't really let him talk or ask him anything, the swedish guard that is

wheres the D&D podcast? didn't sam say on stream it was coming out "next week" on july 1st stream

Let's thank Bizzle if the D&D podcast is late, and then rip on these nerds for the next podcast being late as soon as the 20th comes around

I JUST REALIZED POOB LOOKS LIKE DENNIS HOPPER IN EASY RIDER

Another one to add to the resume Stallt

I'll change the meta, Thanks Bryan for the episode

I was just rewatching Sam’s first podcast and holy shit I want a full true crime episode how amazing would that be

Hey can you guys talk about movies more. You should talk about movies more.

Poob looking like Ben Mendelsohn on slow west

I swear Poob has got to be the most attractive and funny man on earth.

I'm a truck driver who delivers materials to construction sites, but always turn this podcast all the way down when I pull up for a delivery because even I am embarrassed for what you do

I think this Swedish man played you guys like a fiddle. Never heard Swedish people do that before

why is the video quality so poor again jesus

Fuck yes they are my virgin friend

Fuck gaymer hole, I'm a correctional officer at stateville in Chicago. Redo.

I don't like being pandered to. Interactive comedy sounds kinda shitty, but I wouldn't mind the podcasts being recorded in VR so we could feel like we are sitting in the corner of the room while Sam, Poob, and Brian act like they have anything better to do than proselytize to a faceless mob.

Thanks boys, I really needed this to get through work today.

I know Poob is tryna play some Hunter: Call of The Wild with ya boy.

There needs to be a new $10 dollar tier that pays solely for poob’s oddity addiction

I eat poop

alarming amount of K’s there Sam

I’m erect

I keep hearing about a DnD podcast but I'm handed a silver platter of nothing

Aight gotta come at yall about the nitrous... nitrous doesnt fuck up ur brain or anything unless you abuse them everyday or ur not getting oxygen inbetween balloons.. its called hippy crack for a reason so u will do more than one lol... its a dissociative psychadelic (okay by itself but better combined with weed or psychs like mushrooms and acid) and the damage that is caused from daily abuse is B12 deficiency that's the only concern really. One of the safest substances someone could use honestly.. and yea it feels pretty great, you get sucked into a wormhole of dissociative psychadelia for about 60 seconds, I highly recommend it for every one in a couple months special event type thing. Gets deep spiritually even!

Med Mary Jane patient in south Florida, MiracleLeaf literally was 2 30min visits and 200 dollars and I was buying weed from trulieve. Shits wack tho get some 710labs when you cop 🙏🥶🥶🥶🙏🙏👍👍👍🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙

S tier podcast

I need my 2 hour podcast

Why dont you guys post the patron exclusives in the middle of the month post a normal podcast in the beginning and near the end of the month

Still came, Hoes Mad

Thank you for keeping us plump with episodes Stalltt

can you listen to the people paying for the food that feeds your families and put forth the effort in making the quality slightly higher by not using some random software to save the time taken to edit at least just the single "exclusive" (the others aren't missing much) episode we get every 30+ days?

it boggles my mind that you make 407k a year off of this

Does Poob actually live in Gary? That's rough.

Listen here you pieces of shit The hours are marching, your time is dwindling, your hay day is over, your youth has abandoned you Fill your void with stuff junk, you’re not whole anymore Thanks stallt very good stallt

🤣🤣🤣 please watch neil degrades Tyson’s interview with Stephen hawkins is funny af

come on mister sam how would one get unservermuted on the discord, like I'm a paying customer and I'm being treated like this. not fair!

As a ginger I feel the right to sue the forehead fable gang for threats of extinction

Poob looks like a mafia boss what the hell

Can you guys please just be nice to us just this once I'm at my limit

Another banger of a podcast. Cant wait to listen this several times during couple of days

One if the few good laughs in this one is Stalltt putting up the audio track. Like wtf

Glad to see Poob getting more comfortable on the Podcast by straight up telling us where he lives, so nice of him!

Sam should invite his mommy to the wubby boxing match and then when he gets hit once cry like a bitch.

Manifesto of the Patriate Party The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles. Freeman and slave, patrician and plebeian, lord and serf, Podcasters and patrons, in a word, oppressor and oppressed, stood in constant opposition to one another, carried on an uninterrupted, now hidden, now open fight, a fight that each time ended, either in a revolutionary reconstitution of society at large, or in the common ruin of contending classes The modern bourgeois society that has sprouted from the ruins of feudal society has not done away with class antagonisms. It has but established new classes, new conditions of oppression, new forms of struggle in place of the old ones. Our epoch, the epoch of the Podcasters, possesses, however, this distinct feature: it has simplified class antagonisms. Society as a whole is more and more splitting up into two great hostile camps, into two great classes directly facing each other – Podcasters and Patrons.

I just got a medical marijuana card in my state about a month ago. Know the law, keep your story straight and be prepared. The QMP wants you to get your card in most cases otherwise they wouldn’t become certified to give out cards ya know? They are mostly there to make sure your ducks are in a row legally.

You guys should randomly select a fan guest every month from the $10 tier.

Furr https://youtu.be/M34OyoBsXUk

You know they are prepared for patreon exclusive when the first legit question is "What did you guys do this weekend"

Don't worry. I steal these episodes by sending them to a friend

Stallt is a god among foreheads

Keep up the good work stalltt

good job on this one stalltt

Damn you, always an ep right before work. I’m gonna be a grumpy asshole today cos me wanty podacast

Thank you so much stallt we all appreciate the hard work 🤭

Awe yes, something to get through the morning at work

Thanks bud

Stalltt get these kids in line, always procrastinating.

Another one? Man papas feeding us tonight.

Sussy that you landed on spamming "K". Anyway. Let's hope this video isn't in 144p this time. *Ahem*

Perfect.

Petition to give poob more money so he can continue to purchase extravagant clothes

Thank you daddy

I bet I'm the only person that downloads these mfs 😈 we on demon time out here

Well done on the description, however I’m concerned on the suicidal undertones of the second paragraph, if u need anything stalltt, just know you’re alone

What a treat

short episode

took u long enough

Iconic Stalltt description

Wow Samantha actually got the second podcast out good job !!