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May 31, 2022

Soft Wall of Flesh - PATRON EP. 36

this one is honestly about 2 and a half hours of sexual fantasies about manatee pussy

we got denied so many guests this month, so many big names i wanted on and everyone said no. It hurts, but the ultimate victims are you guys, the audience. I'll do better. Next time someone tries to turn down my podcast invite i'm gonna get violent. 


video version: https://youtu.be/lScT39m5xFI

Comments (73)

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“Love So Soft” · July 7, 2026

Hey Hoi4 is not just for racists

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kurwa_chleb · February 1, 2026

fun fact, manatees have recently been observed having sex for pleasure, not just reproductive purposes !!!

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Cityjig · September 5, 2025

What’s funny is gibby was on the official podcast

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KingLewis YT · February 12, 2024

Psychicpebbles or oneyng please

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Jaden Robertshaw · November 29, 2023

I lost all respect for poob when he talked shit on math rock after talking about how he wants a key-tar.

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kurwa_chleb · February 1, 2026

it took you long enough bby <3

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Carl · August 21, 2022

they actually talked about manatee pussy for like 40 minutes

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kurwa_chleb · February 1, 2026

right??? that's 40 minutes that could be spent talking about how kangaroos have two vaginas

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Jesse Stapleton · July 30, 2022

Exactly 2min30sec in and already it’s racial innuendos. This is gonna be a good one, my snippas.

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Ryan · June 18, 2022

I payed for this

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Grizz · June 17, 2022

84.i.i.I iskutI iskutiiiiiii

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kevin lang · June 14, 2022

It's been said but I'll say it again. Get Stavros Halkias as a guest. Or Cool Adam if that falls through. And I suppose Gay Adam if you really need to...

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Nathan Morgan · June 11, 2022

How can you talk about a deal that’ll be gone by the time the episode airs you bastard?????

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Thatguy4tw · June 9, 2022

Do a podcast with Supermega :/

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wafflewarior · June 7, 2022

This podcast is great. I love the way poob spins a yarn and the quips and banter from Sam. In a way I feel like Bryan really embodies the audience sitting there and watching the podcast with us. They all contribute to make this amazing podcast

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kurwa_chleb · February 1, 2026

chat gpt figured out time travel

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Some1steezy · June 5, 2022

You guys have to get Stavros Halkias on the show he has a sense of humor that would totally click with the guys

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kevin lang · June 14, 2022

Oh fuck yes. Stav's cackle would be a perfect addition to the show.

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fuckyoujim · June 4, 2022

Please sam please i dont care if you make the patron 10 fuckin dolloredoos please make 2 patron episodes a month while keeping the youtube the same amout of episodes

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Setitablaze · June 3, 2022

Man where's that DND podcast y'all really should stop telling us about shit without delivering for months

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dilk.club · June 3, 2022

cry about it harder maybe theyll do it

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Gevman 72 · June 3, 2022

welcome back to the manatee pussy podcast

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Tristen · June 2, 2022

I’m a day late on rent because of this thanks

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Jeremiah Graham · June 2, 2022

If they don’t want to be podcast then they won’t be on any podcast. 😈

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kurwa_chleb · February 1, 2026

couldn't say it better myself!! #killbrian #curbstomp #waterboarding #lol #fyp

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Borgoltat · June 2, 2022

Whens the DnD stuff gonna come out because dis new shit kinda putting me to sleep ain't even gonna lie to you

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Drpp · June 2, 2022

I fucked sams mom so yea I did fuck a manatee

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Pimp Cane of Justice · June 2, 2022

Stallt you should get potential history as a guest he already said he would do it;He has over 400,000 subs.

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Sam · June 1, 2022

This was NOT the podcast to show my (ex) new girlfriend on what type of podcasts I listen to.

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Stalltt · June 2, 2022

If she can't appreciate a quivering wall of soft Grey flesh, she doesn't deserve someone who does.

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Joshua · June 1, 2022

Love listening to them repeat the same topics over a long period of time, Poob really likes the burts bee on his eye lids topic

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John Hawkins · June 1, 2022

Man power metal is not lame. I will not have my music taste looked down upon by a man built like a manatee

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Davide · June 1, 2022

You guys give me some great giggles man

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Fern · June 1, 2022

Maybe on day this podcast will get more cool people but in between sam not pulling his weight in events etc or being a loveable asshole i can only hope. (I get it though he has kids )

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Ethan Smith · June 1, 2022

I love poobs devotion to this podcast, the amount of resources it must cost him to dress up as these kooky characters is crazy… Great Princess Leia costume poob 👍🏻

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Bruh · June 1, 2022

force staltt to be a guest

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Field of Teeth · June 1, 2022

I see a lot of comments about reused content already and was thinking Anyone else notice they usually bitch about repeating stories then go on to spin some 100% new bullshit. BUT when they actually retell stories they act like it's something completely new? Actual idiots, I love them

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George · June 1, 2022

I swear sams running out of stuff to talk about. 3rd podcast in a row where he repeated a story he already said. But I’ll give him a pass because I know it’s stalltts fault because “hE dOesNt LiKe mOViE TaLK”

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Setitablaze · June 1, 2022

I wonder if Meatcanyon would come on

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REEEitsYAboy · June 1, 2022

Happy Birthday poob

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Grant · June 1, 2022

Hey if you still can’t find a guest I should just come on

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Tyler · June 1, 2022

Excited to wait 3 weeks for the next podcast!👍👍

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Josiah Brudnak · June 1, 2022

Listen hear you pay pigs. I’m a fellow pig, just like you, these anti soap terrorists mind as well be gamer hole Patreon supporters!!!??? Now is the time to stand!!!! Team soap! Team poob! Team forhead fables! Fuck these anti soap commies! Give us the soap bit!

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Malachi Cook · June 1, 2022

Stalltt, I'm having an argument with a friend right now, he's searching left and right for this dr bronner soap burning his skin bit poob was on about, I need you to bury this so he can never find it

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Josiah Brudnak · June 1, 2022

Fuck you commie bastard! Just like you filthy scum to hide the truth! The people want the soap bit! The people love the sop bit! Fuck you! Go back to your church retreat you cuck! You’re fiancés boyfriend is a fucking liar you bastard!

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Josiah Brudnak · June 1, 2022

Someone, anyone, please tell me where the dr. Bronner soap bit is by poob. I’m begging. I’m desperate. Please help me. What episode. How can I find it. I’m desperate.

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Tyler · June 1, 2022

Maybe if you guys treated guests well and pretended like you cared about them they would come on

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Juice · June 1, 2022

Towards the end y'all start talking about books; if you have any interest in introspective sci-fi check out Exurb1a, all his work is on Amazon Kindle and it's some of the best reading I've ever done

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Pricedisman · May 31, 2022

it was me sam, i fucked a manatee

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CowtongueHarry · May 31, 2022

Invite me on. I'll happily sit there and look interested while being talked over and never allowed to share a full story without being interrupted within the first 12 seconds of telling it. It'll be a blast.

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Hire aids · May 31, 2022

Well if poob didn’t look like a hungaloid at creator clash and did his job 😤😤😤

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Pimp Cane of Justice · May 31, 2022

Sam is thirsty for some manatee.

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Austin Hall · May 31, 2022

Happy Birth Pooberton

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montepoc · May 31, 2022

You posted this literally minutes after going on my hike MADGE

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Logan · May 31, 2022

Lots of repeat topics in these lately is forehead fables ending soon?

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Eeby-Deeby · May 31, 2022

Stalltt you are the only reason most of us are still here paying to see 3 dorks gaslight eachother about movies and fucking something. Your little messages just describe exacly how we feel. Your the peoples advocate

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Sam Hutson · May 31, 2022

Love the longer episodes

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Dean Boswell · May 31, 2022

Thanks for the upload fellas hope y’all have a great week

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MrPro Noob · May 31, 2022

Record the violence and put it here

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Blake Wiles · May 31, 2022

Happy birthday Poob

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iiITzDaNx · May 31, 2022

Damn I didn’t know you guys were struggling for guests, I guess I could ask my dad to do it. He’s pretty cool, not interesting at all, kinda a dick tbh, yeah actually nevermind he’s not invited. But seeing all that’s already in place how about I swing by? I can hang guys, it’d really blow my asshole out x

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TheInferno · May 31, 2022

Happy birthday poob

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Salty aussie · May 31, 2022

The fortress craft developer is still making shit games https://store.steampowered.com/curator/66287-ProjectorGames/

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Alex · May 31, 2022

A simple yet effective way of getting guests onto your podcast is by kidnapping their families and holding them ransom

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Kalron · May 31, 2022

You guys are surprised nobody wants to be on your podcast when you just fantasize about manatee pussy? Because I am.

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Rian · May 31, 2022

Son of a bitch my shift just ended

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Kevyn Wolf · May 31, 2022

Mandatory Manatussy comment

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ConfusedPuny · May 31, 2022

You a real one

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Brody Higgerson · May 31, 2022

You guys are so great and crack me up every time that hey, we'll survive without any guests. And it's better that way than to have a shit guest, right? You boys are alright... ...except for how god-damn rare this god-damn podcast is; release it more than once for every time Sam gets his period. And give Staltt a fucking raise.

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Stalltt · May 31, 2022

very passionate and coherent ramble, Brody might be on to something

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Austin Hall · May 31, 2022

Thanks boys

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Mike M · May 31, 2022

Omg, a podcast about manatee vag, and it was edited by THE Stalltt.

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Jordan Hubert · May 31, 2022

Ayeee let’s gooo