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April 28, 2022

Forehead Fables Alumni Only - PATRON EP. 35

Thats right bitches. TWO DAYS before the end of the month we got this shit posted.

IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE HIKING TRIP and everything to do with our insane work ethic. We actually had every episode recorded and sent to Stalltt by the 7th of this month and it took that dipshit 20 days to edit all of it. He can't keep up with us. We are too damn good. We're actually looking into putting some of your patron dollars to work by investing into cloning technology so we can have multiple Stalltts that we'll force to live in a single wide trailer at the back of my property. Theyll just edit all day. All day long. 


Video Version: https://youtu.be/MJWZv1YKMaA

Comments (137)

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Cityjig · September 5, 2025

This dnd show sounds great can’t wait to see where it goes

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the_rice_fields · June 9, 2022

if you want a good sailing game check out sailwind

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Three dwarves in an overcoat · May 16, 2022

C'mon man I'm tweaking here, at least give us the Brian rant

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Reign · May 16, 2022

They better have a seriously good reason why I don't have the Brian rant.

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Supernaut8FX8 · May 16, 2022

I want Brian's insanely high ramblings. If he had that intense of a reaction to mushrooms I'm assuming that it was his first time using them.

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Bowdo · May 16, 2022

Bryan's words are too much for anyone to handle. The world isn't ready.

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DesertGrownDank · May 16, 2022

Where's bryans intellectual mind opening spiritual speech I was promised stallll

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Stalltt · May 16, 2022

You got the wrong guy, I'm innocent

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Isaac Schwarz · May 16, 2022

Did this motherfucker post it to the 10+ tier

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Candied Crusader · May 16, 2022

No, we'd at least be able to see he posted it

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DejectedUncle · May 16, 2022

sam you fucking bitch post the video

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Tyler · May 16, 2022

Jesus😂

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MrPro Noob · May 16, 2022

Did Sam forget about us :(

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Jeck · May 16, 2022

Damn yall fiends ong

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Setitablaze · May 16, 2022

Stalltt rn: Why did Sam promise these dumbasses anything they're already foaming at the mouth about the irl Patreon episode

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wafflewarior · May 16, 2022

Lmao the irl patreon episode they didn't do

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soxindamouth · May 16, 2022

we can do this the easy way or the hard way

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Tyler · May 16, 2022

Stalltt what's the word Man, we're about to form a union

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GRUzader · May 15, 2022

The more you all beg, the more they laugh voraciously

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Dolphin · May 15, 2022

I'd like to speak to the manager.

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Stalltt · May 16, 2022

I wash my hands of responsibility

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Charlie · May 15, 2022

DISAPPOINTED

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louie · May 15, 2022

GIVE IT TO ME !

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Wakaran · May 15, 2022

Mushroom rant when

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Jesse Pinkman · May 15, 2022

If I don't see Bryan's stupid mushroom infused rant up on here in at least a day then you guys are getting a very strongly worded email over at the FF headquarters. AKA Sam's drug smuggler tunnel and hideout under his house.

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Setitablaze · May 15, 2022

Honestly we should just get another podcast with bizzle so y'all can talk about the behind the scenes stuff of the trip

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Bane of Izalith · May 15, 2022

bro fr. I feel like Bizzle might be a busy person though; or Sam just fucking sucks with schedules.

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Candied Crusader · May 14, 2022

Samuel you floridian FUCK where is my drugged fat Canadian rant?

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Candied Crusader · May 14, 2022

I was patient before but if this keeps up, i WILL have to start saying slurs in the hood, my brutal gang-beating will be on your hands

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blubbyman · May 14, 2022

Still waiting for that sexy Bryan’s speech

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Carter genereaux · May 14, 2022

Bryan is a handsome boy.

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SB · May 14, 2022

Where is Brian’s mushroom speech at?

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Jack's a real gamer boy · May 14, 2022

i want cum vids

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Astonomius · May 14, 2022

Man I really felt like one of the boys on that hiking trip video, great feels, now can you do one of you guys shitting together? Haha, just kidding. Unless...?

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ManlyboyMan · May 14, 2022

He you should do a podcast with count dankula, that won't divide the audience even more.

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Candied Crusader · May 13, 2022

Seriously though beat aqua half to death for releasing that shitty podcast episode

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Moins Vif · May 13, 2022

Where’s the rant—I need to hear Brian geekin

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Jesse Pinkman · May 13, 2022

please post the Brian rant, I need to see his ass shroomin lol

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Suduko Catwall · May 13, 2022

Samuel please post it we’re dying down here

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notyours · May 13, 2022

Wheres the brian rant!

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ETin4K · May 13, 2022

DADDY HUNGERY FOR DA PSILLY TALK

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rat boy · May 13, 2022

HEY TUBBY WHERES THE PODCAST

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Joshua Watson · May 13, 2022

That hike video was very wholesome, happy to see that you guys did it

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Daddy Cheeseburger · May 12, 2022

Hey guys they’re just waiting to milk as many people coming from YouTube, I’d give it awhile for the shroom rant.

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Tinno · May 12, 2022

We're waiting, patiently.

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Jace Brown · May 12, 2022

where is the unedited Bryan on mushrooms rant?

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PhattManDan · May 12, 2022

that Simpson’s in undertale video was so dumb bro lol

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louie · May 12, 2022

me want podcast

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RogueGman87 · May 12, 2022

Where's the hiking video buddy? I need my fix

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Einar_47 · May 12, 2022

It's live

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Alex · May 12, 2022

They should try posting a podcast

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Cade Martinez · May 12, 2022

Im here sam, waiting every minute for your magnum opus hiking video

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Cade Martinez · May 12, 2022

the wait is over

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Three dwarves in an overcoat · May 12, 2022

C'mon you guys, I need my fix already you aren't holding out on me right you wouldn't do that right, c'mon man I just need my fix

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Kobold · May 12, 2022

I want to hit you people in the head with a mallet, I’m hungry for a new episode

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GoldRex · May 12, 2022

GamerHole podcast was so dogshit please drop a new podcast to ruin those scumbags.

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TonySaphrony · May 12, 2022

Almost two weeks and no podcast. That hiking trip podcast better slap

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Bane of Izalith · May 11, 2022

They’re dangling the hiking trip in our faces. Toying with us. Like we’re little gooners, edging us closer and closer, like were worthless and desperate. Well I am, release it!

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Gabriel DiNome · May 11, 2022

i bet you

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RatBoy · May 11, 2022

Hurry the fuck up holy shit

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savannah ? · May 11, 2022

i whached all ur podcast, i am all caught up now post another, i am ur boss, i pay you

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Jake Stanley · May 11, 2022

Hello I’ve listened to all of this Jewish propaganda and have nothing to listen to while I fall asleep. Hurry up fatty

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DesertGrownDank · May 11, 2022

I feel like a worse pathetic human being for paying for this

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Attila The Fun Jr. · May 10, 2022

Been listening since the first podcast idk why I didn't get this till now 💀. Also how can I get access to the discord?

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Skenny1 · May 10, 2022

bro how they have been back for 10 days

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Tony · May 10, 2022

Imagine posting every week that would be almost worth the money unlike Netflix fuck their new prices

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wafflewarior · May 9, 2022

Stranded on the mountain during the hike. They send the next podcast to stalltt via smoke signal.

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Cade Martinez · May 7, 2022

ask elon on to the podcast so Sam can get his twitter handle back, just dont bring up why it got banned

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Davide · May 5, 2022

Would love too smoke a spleeeeef with these dudes

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gamerword · May 8, 2022

faggot

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williamkope · May 5, 2022

nice juan

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TroJan · May 5, 2022

had to finally buy the patreon as i literally can word for word recite most of the podcasts starting from #1. tired of re-listening to the old ones at work and hopefully these 30 or so new ones stop me from going fucking insane

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Davide · May 5, 2022

Mate same here

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CersieLust · May 5, 2022

Damn, this was a great episode. Looking forward to the hiking episode :)

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Jed Crow · May 4, 2022

I couldn't resist the patreon any longer, I feel like I belong here...

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Kwolf · May 5, 2022

welcome please sign the cult sign up sheet and we welcome you to our family. Have a nice stay!

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Duncan · May 4, 2022

Just wait till the find slim Jim's social media cult

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Culted · May 3, 2022

poob isnt gay

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rat boy · May 3, 2022

This is poob

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User 4829b · May 3, 2022

I digress

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West · May 3, 2022

Not a cop but crime scene investigator

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Joshua Pierce · May 2, 2022

So when is the first D&D episode dropping? Will it be on the Forehead Fables YouTube/Patreon?

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Dtonk · May 2, 2022

post the unedited hike for patreons pussy

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Animal · May 2, 2022

I had ten dollars in my bank acct this shit better be good

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Trent Sullivan · May 1, 2022

I am a cop patron :)

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Monkee · May 1, 2022

I liked the part where they said things

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. · April 30, 2022

I wanna know what fucking app they're using

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Juice · April 30, 2022

As always a great podcast Stallt, I can see you've started using more extreme measures to keep these creatures in one place like cattle to milk them for the content we deserve

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Juice · April 30, 2022

I think it would be interesting if they had a guest come onto the podcast from Dimension 20 or Critical Role. Just talking about funny ways to mess with the DM and having the guest squirm at the thought of dealing with them sounds hilarious

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JඞNK · April 30, 2022

Les go pob

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PhattManDan · April 29, 2022

Fell off a ladder at work listening to that President bit

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Jeremy czubakowski · April 29, 2022

You guys should get gibby from icarly.his YouTube is @sadworld

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Stalltt · April 29, 2022

what the freak

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Axel W · April 29, 2022

Is Sam retarded or trolling when he says Pow Mia?

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OnlyFran · April 29, 2022

Honestly worried for Bizzle on this hiking trip. He's got a lot of weight to pull. Let me know if you need actual hiking advice.

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MilkMan248 · April 29, 2022

Podcast makes my day appreciate all the hard work from all you guys

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Rocky J · April 29, 2022

They can't go a single episode without mentioning racism.

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SlavicGold · April 29, 2022

cant wait for racist dnd

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ShastaShaman · April 29, 2022

If this wasn't 3 hours long I would've started pirating the patron episodes.

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CodeinePopper · April 29, 2022

It's wierd how Stallt has to write these descriptions about himself for Sam

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Cholo Batman · April 29, 2022

this shit gets my jimmies rustled hard

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MochaCat · April 29, 2022

I Can't believe I paid $5 for this shit.

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Jacob Medernach · May 11, 2022

That’s a whole Taco Bell box you’re missing out on 😣

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Caleb Blankenship · April 28, 2022

Love ya babe

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Field of Teeth · April 28, 2022

Leave it to Sam to throw Stalltt under the bus at the first opportunity. Actually disgusting behavior. #StandwithStalltt

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John Giles · April 28, 2022

ok thats cool and all mr jew supreme now do weekly ones

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ArchetypalJim · April 28, 2022

This is surreal… I spent a year trying to find these podcasts… it haunts my dreams, every waking hour on this earth. I worked as a plumber at a black site and these podcasts are what they played on speakers during interrogations… countless would beg for the pliers or the phone books instead of being forced to listen to these podcasts. After years of enduring this maleficent noise I finally left that job. I found myself suffering from insomnia, delusions, and daytime hallucinations all due to withdrawals from not having my fix of this podcast. But finally I am here. This amalgamation of the worlds cesspool is what keeps me sane. Anyways I now rate podcasts full time. 10/10 would recommend

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Durtcobain · April 28, 2022

yooo shout out to yhall. grinding i see yhall lol keep it up

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Glueyy · April 28, 2022

General Sam subscriber since 2015? I think?

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PossiblyBlind · April 28, 2022

When are we getting a Stalltt Vs Sam boxing/arm wrestling match to decide the real Forehead Fables alpha chad?

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Gage Bettell · April 28, 2022

Wait so you had a 4/20 episode recorded by the 7th? Actually fraudulent activity see you next month

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Botchboi · April 28, 2022

You can just skip that whole step, have the podcast ready sooner and save yourself a lot of money by simply livestreaming the podcast. Poob already does it half the time

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Geronimo · April 28, 2022

insanely nonexistent work ethic and stalltts hard work compensated for it

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Pappy P · April 28, 2022

These are the only things that keep me going in my horrible monotonous night shift. As an audio cuckold I can't wait to miss absolutely all of stallts fucking hyper bangers.

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Michael · April 28, 2022

3 hours, holy shit

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Kevyn Wolf · April 28, 2022

All my homies are forehead fables alumni

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fish eggs · April 28, 2022

Better yet just have all the Staltts host their own podcast and watch Forehead Fables crumple.

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BigPimpin · April 28, 2022

Please release Margaret. Take her with yall on the trip, show her the world one last time, then release her into the air from a mountain top. What you are putting her through is a fate worse than death.

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Dean Boswell · April 28, 2022

Thanks for the upload fellas hope y’all had a great week

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Overturned · April 28, 2022

Stallts really phoning it in this time huh?

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Seven0Two · April 28, 2022

Blink in editors notes if you need help Stalltt.

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Anzio_Lmao · April 28, 2022

Can I comment soft A n word on here?

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. · April 30, 2022

Nigga

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Kwolf · April 28, 2022

This episode was awesome wowzers!!

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Stalltt · April 28, 2022

I mean if the trailer has good wiring and enough space for VR

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Gribbs Chuggoid · April 28, 2022

Don't you put this on Stallt you little skank. Stallt is a Golden God that can do no wrong.

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Rick Wad · April 28, 2022

Hell yeah, dawg

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Kaden Scharmota · April 28, 2022

There's 2 things I'm waiting for. This camping trip and the steam deck. This is just like receiving a steam wishlist email at 10am on a Monday

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RichieRiiii · April 28, 2022

That’s double the snarky comments on episodes.

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Guacamole Jones · April 28, 2022

Thank you papa bird

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Wesley Boley · April 28, 2022

Thank god we have stallt to carry the podcast like usual

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GLPPTT · April 28, 2022

Nvm I just read the desc

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Daniel · April 28, 2022

More Stallts the better

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Cyrus Lastname · April 28, 2022

Oh so your gonna make a little hexloom room but for stalt nice.

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iiITzDaNx · April 28, 2022

Class of ‘19 baby, let’s get it 🙌

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Onii-chan.exe · April 28, 2022

Back when the patreon goal was for a diet coke

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GLPPTT · April 28, 2022

Great episode stallt🤗