A-Listers Only - PATRON EP. 33

what an incredible ending #blesses

That bug bomb bit I think tops the Steve episode

Where it at tho, workday's starting. Need that stank -

Please bro I used my child’s diaper money to subscribe

More like farthead fables am I right

Where is it. Really cmon man

I require more, Samuel

And I need some milk 😩

Ayo ninehead where the fuck is our podcast my tits are getting dry

The fuck you.

They think they control us? WE’RE THE ONES PAYING YOU 😡

The paypigs are getting a bit peckish

last i heard poob was in florida blame him

Aight, c'mon man.

Please I beg of thee, my satiation has not yet been fulfilled for the last 11 days .... I'm dying

O’Lords can we have some more

I'd like to get on the discord but it won't let me verify

wild banger of a podcast

facts Ima cum when the next episode comes out. Pants down, I'm waiting.

This next podcast is gonna be a banger. Bizzle will be there in person and it’s either gonna be hilarious or have a lot of sexual tension.

That autoblow whore is keeping our boys away

they werent joking...

coming up on the two week mark and still no episode.....

I hope yall were fucking with us when you said youd make us wait as long as possible

get sam hyde as a guest

This is what caused all those earth quakes the other week. Sam's head hit the ground!

I remember that drug dealer on stairs story that shit cracks me up

more i demand more poob more poobtube

Father Sam, I hate to disturb you at this ungodly hour. This video was quite delectable....yet I hunger for more. This insatiable hunger for peepee poopoo jokes grows by the day. I wish for nothing more than another podcast to cease this incessant thirst for Poob's nicely shaped, yet not too lustful, cheeks of carnal desire.

God tier video

This is what I’m talking about

3rd day in a row wearing my forehead fables shirt

Can you guys do a segment on Daniel Larson?

I haven't watched the video yet but fuck you guys I love you this is great

Sam finna put out a Elden Ring video? Would wanna see his take on it ngl

this episode is just the retelling of stories from previous episodes but i love you guys so fuck you

2:40:42 on YouTube for panty shot of Samuels fuck mannequin, your welcome boys 😩

was hoping for more discussion on Ukraine

This episode was great good job Stalt. Also reminded me of when my old Cub Scout leader who got arrested for possession of child pornography. 👍

That ending may have been the greatest thing I’ve seen in a podcast. Holy Shit!

I just want to acknowlege that since paypigs rebellion we Have very nice posting schedule

Im about to flaunt Sam's big ass forehead everywhere I go cuz I just got my forehead fables shirt 😎😎😎

I remember episode 1 hearing Sam ramble while I, at 3am sat in a guard shack on a military base. Now my friends get to hear you guys talk about waking off lol

The ending put me in tears, best laugh this pod has ever produced.

Just got my The Boys Forehead Fables mug. Actually really impressed with the quality. Thanks boys

I just want to call back to the very first episode of Forehead Fables where Sam talks about true crime can we please get more of that !!

I thought I had enough money for Elden ring but getting charged 5 dollars to wait a half a month for a new upload sounds much better.

Also wtf is going on with the Boy Scout hate, Boy Scouts was fucking fun, I never went there to do fucking merit badges or anything, I purely went there to hang out with a bunch of friends, it was mad fun shooting everything from pistols rifles and shotguns to throwing axes and spears, but none of you stupid faggots have done that, have you gone hunting before? Bow hunting maybe, bet you haven’t put in Boy Scouts you do, I’ve killed things😪😪😤😤 Maybe also my group was just more fun than yours but you sounded like you were just filled with a bunch of noodle armed fucking Melvins

give stalltt a bonus

Do you want to know if you cunts need, instead of fucking lifting weights, buy a heavy bag and a spinning boxing stand, fighting is legit the most fun and best way to get in really really good shape, and you can whoop Steve’s Ass

Funny sam thinks anything from CNN is true

Sam says he's worried he'd get shot at the movie theatre, poon starts talking, it cuts, and the audio comes back to Sam talking about Tyler perry movies...... 🤔 hrmmmmm

Left handed gang gang. But yea that's a myth if you left handed you Jak off with you left . The fourth day my boss was like woah you left handed you must . No sir I'm a gentleman I wank with my right hand

okay the ending was baller though

Listening to same criticize the American Psycho sex scene is so painful. “Dude who looks at themselves flexing in the mirror while having sex” like what. The guy literally tries to stuff a cat into an ATM then has a hallucination of a whole ass killing spree. I don’t even understand all of the symbolism and character building in the movie (I haven’t read the book) but to say it’s “so stupid” for him to watch himself flex while having sex is a stupid thing to say considering the rest of the character/movie

Does anyone know if I have to use PayPal to buy stuff off the shekel scheme website

What the fuck

Try me one more time, try it. simply try it. Your mom will be my dog in an instant

The when the whent htehres the moment when LOL i laughed my ******* (pants) off

the ending was just wild

actually the best ending

General "Glass" Sam need to look into that left handed scooter

Absolutely incredible episode

exquisite

This podcast has piqued with this episode, absolutely salltts magnum opus I didn’t know it could get any better after the camp stories but then stalltt had to do and do a thing like this with the bit in the end

Please make the big bomb bit a ad

damn this episode was like an hour of stuff in old podcasts loving it

I got so scared that there wasn’t going to be a video. The only excuse to just listen to these podcasts is if your blind. And if you are watch it with a friend so they can describe it to you

Get Sam Hyde on this beezy

You take back what you said about fucking rare state you rat bastard son of a bitch

you’d be able to chew meat if you weren’t a fat piece of shit Samuel

Hey sammy, I feel like the Discord has fallen off. The only thing it's got going for it is the user-owned VCs, but it's always the same people in there and they're all streaming something so they're doing that instead of talking normally. Also get the old Shekel Scheme designs back. -Love, Brobama

You did it. You crazy son of a bitch, you did it!

I feel spoiled

I pissed my pants in my sleep until I was like 13. Gotta say I haven't killed any animals or people yet

Go for the info Poob

Next time i will follow Stallt recommendations, definetly don't search Dirtygardengirl's twitter.

As patrons we deserve to know who gets what share of the money. Between Sam, poob, Bryan, Stalt, how is the money split up?

Stallt I forgive you for every time you have ever disappointed us, fuck you sam.

S tier episode

This is the worst possible use of five dollars. Keep it up.

thanks for making my day better boys

As someone who drunk drove(don’t) And flipped the truck multiple times, it’s very true what they said about being loose when you’re drunk, I literally did not get any injuries, that in the truck was also fucking loaded with airbags

Dag, someone else already their tier list out -

Two podcasts nice, little busy right now fellas let’s slow it down

Us patrons are finally getting our moneys worth

Gotta pad the sides of the scooter so you don't ankle bust yourself

The scooter bit has to be the best bit so far. Take my money you glorious bastard.

What is going on? Two podcasts?? In such a short time? They have got to be creating an alibi for something... or maybe trying to pass into a new tax bracket before filing.

two podcasts in three days? stallt truly is slaving away

Damn Bryan really showing us what that mouth do

holy shit they actually did it

After watching a single second of this podcast I done double coomed. Damn slip n slide 5/10

Thanks stallt

Genuinely makes me happy when these are released, Sam - appreciate it... ...only because it brings us all one episode closer to the inevitable end to this hellscape experience. Staltt is the bee's knee's though. All six.

NUT

Finnaly

Omg !!! I JUST drank some bottles last night and watched the last one. Keep em coming! Another night of drinking !!!

Now just post the end of next month and we won't see you for like 50 days 😂

yet another buzzer beater episode

new ep on the bday lets fuckn go

😫👍💯

Finally the 3rd episode releases. Thought I was gonna have to take my rubles elsewhere.

great job sam. i never thought you could make something so horrible, but you have managed to do it. will be wasting my money again next month.

Cum😎

oh god yes i’m gonna cum

This is epic

nice