Spitesgiving - Patron EP. 30
In response to the audio quality of the last 2 episodes as well as numerous other horrible guest episodes, Stalltt has been sent on a journey to find us a new and improved way of recording the podcast. This one was done via riverside.fm.
The audio is fine, but it is very obvious we are struggling with the software itself. December will be better we promise.
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Comments (114)
This is a top 10 episode of all time for sure.
yall should have SnipingSoup on, he's in the Goons with Blarg
or ConnorEatsPants, he toild me to ask yall
Catching up on all of this gold that was locked behind a paywall. gotta say, this is some really solid content, thanks guys
I strongly dislike how much I enjoyed three misfits ranting about recording software for three hours
Why did I pay for this
Where’s the coom
so spiteful
Stalltt gets paid to listen to these and even he had a hard time getting through this one... 10/10
This has to be the absolute worst audio podcast you guys made, maybe just worst podcast in general
This is the worst podcast episode I have ever heard and I loved every second of it
Poob peering through the window in his green screen outfit!! Can’t stop laughing 😂
MY BOIS WHERE ARE MY BOIS
Where the fuck is the new episode I’m freaking out
Stalltt im really jonesing here bro please you dont even have to edit it just give it to us bro please
please sam i need an episode right now i cant take it anymore please im begging you i cant do this anymore
anyone complaining about the quality of this episode is a bitch, just enjoy the shit show. $5 is nothing in the grand scheme of things
This comment annoyed me in particular because essentially what you are saying is that everyone must enjoy the podcast exactly how you do or they are a "bitch". You also don't seem to understand the difference between complaining and criticism. I've watched Sam's content for a few years now and I've been listening to the podcast since the start I pay 5 bucks every month so I can listen to the just the patreon podcast episode, that's 60 bucks for 12 podcasts. If I or anyone feels that they aren't getting their moneys worth I think that they are at the very least entitled to voicing their opinions or dissatisfaction with a product they paid for, especially since I'm paying 5 bucks for 1 podcast when I could also be spending only a couple bucks more for an entire streaming platforms worth of content or even an entire video game with possibly 100s of hours of content. The point is that most of the people who you think are complaining are just people who also love the podcast and just want it to be better and I don't think there is anything wrong with that. I'd rather have the podcast become better and I stay subbed then me having to unsub because the podcast stinks or whatever.
Sooooo where is the pod at :0? I'm dying slowly but it's ok
soon™
Somebody needs to put a leash on poob
I bet Sam isn’t even a real general. Stolen valour.
Talk about xenobots 3.0
in an attempt to make the podcast better for audio listeners, staltt has created an episode in which they talk about the video quality for 2/3 of the episode
This is actually one of my favorite episodes so far. All the haters can go listen to the gamer hole
I loved it. The lax structure of the show is part of what makes the show good and relaxing to watch.
You guys seriously just need to have Stallt on so we can hear his beautiful radio voice tell you morons how editing works.
So we get only 3 podcasts this month, and 2 out of the 3 are almost unwatchable. Also, wtf is with Poob trying so hard to be visually funny? He's a funny guy as it is. Hate to see this podcast fall so far downhill so fast. Giving you all a little slack cause holiday season is here. But, please bring even a crumb of material to the next episode. Please.
cry about it retard, the videos are literally fine i swear your paying 5$ to complain you shit rat
spent my last $5 on this, not disappointed. sure miss food and housing though
We can’t talk about fixing the audio listeners joy without Mentioning that stalt makes jokes for the video audience only. Stalt, we want you to just say it.Speak up boy!
As a CSI that wouldn't be there weirdest thing
ON
I skip the beginning clips so I don't spoil the laughs
This podcast is very funny but gives me severe anxiety knowing that my headphone for some reason will stop and my phone will broadcast the podcast
This is the first time I've ever questioned paying for these. I love y'all but this is fucking rough.
cry some more
Its ok babe. Youll better next time..... or else. Nah fr I dont know what these audiophiles are complaining about they sound fine to me also sounds a bit like patreon niggas are a bit spoiled and rotten
I cant believe so many people are complaining. I laughed my fucking ass off watching this.
Wow
This one was so bad ngl guys past 2 have been lacking. Everyone falls behind at some point, I believe you can pull yourselves back up.
I have never skipped through an episode before. Every other one has been enjoyable to listen to. I skipped ahead sometimes five minutes for you guys to still be complaining about the recording software. I actually didnt finish the episode because it was so lacking in actual content i assumed you guys were just high again. First time i havent finished an episode i hate to see it.
5 bucks just came out of my bank account and now im fiending for a new episode like a crackhead fiending for some rock
I have been depressed lately. A friend recommended I give this podcast a try. I listened to the majority of episodes and realized that my life isn’t that bad. That there are people who wake up and choose between sticking a pistol in their mouth or sticking a toothbrush and getting ready for their podcast. 10/10 would recommend
As an Audio listener I'm starting to lose hope.
Good luck
This is one of my favorite episodes. I’ve listened to it 3 times already
FiVe DoLlArs!?!? ThAtS lIke HaLf My AlLowEnCe. Headasses.
I hope they get charborg or one of the earlier guests back. This was a rough one
i can’t believe i paid 5 dollars for the podcasts this month
shits kinda going downhill ngl
anyone else get a $0.35 refund from the patreon?
Burning $5 a month is more entertaining than this
Can't believe I thought I was getting a quality holiday podcast... I was so so wrong
What if sam got 2 cardboard cutouts out poob and bryan then had a table and sat the cardboard at the table then have what poob is doing with the floating face and hands and put them on the cardboard cutouts and everytime they arnt perfectly aligned with their cutouts they get some pay cut from their check.
FUCJ
I MEAN CUM
I MEAN CUP
I WANT MY CUM
I love when poob shits on Abby and the kids and sam just wheezes and agrees
How tf do I get my greasy little penis grabbers on one of those mugs?
How do I claim my birth right in your discord server
You have to link your discord account to your patreon account in your patreon account settings
Would definitely enjoy if the podcast had more structure/writing done, even if it meant say only getting 2 podcasts a month, 1 patreon and 1 normal episode.
This is by far my favorite podcast out there the pure chaos is the only entertainment i want or need
It may have been mostly incoherent complaining about the software, but I did laugh at this one the most since the Steve Symbiote episode, so there is that.
The timestamps are a lie. 25 minutes in and the main topic is still Poob's weird pilgrim thing. Not bad though, 9/10
The door opening at 8:56 absolutely scared the shit out of me. Was laying in bed almost asleep and it sounded just like my front door opening.
That's because there was no door opening sound at 8:56
when is STALLTT episode
please god he's the saving grace for this dumpster fire
Hey don't worry the podcast still rocks
I agree!
Imma be real the normal podcasts are better than the patreon podcasts. There is literally no structure and just pure rambling. What happened.
This one sucked. Sometimes they just do. We’ll get em next time.
audio was definitely pretty bad last pod but my god did the forth-wall breaks to stalt make me crack up. might be a controversial opinion, but the visual gags are absolutely key and id definitely prefer mediocre audio if it means better cast interactions.
as one of the 3 audio listeners i agree with you
Still a good tho every episode it's like watching Seinfeld on rewind
We don't come here for quality but it's very appreciated ,hope the audio stops being aids and going so quiet than going loud and then dying then coming back to life. stalltt big brain aka the cunts actually need to remember to record their own voice that's not hard to do
Hope you guys had a good one BIZZLE, EXFIL, STALLTT AND FUNGLE NEXT NOW need dat shit
I WANNA HEAR ABOUT FUNGLE'S MOMMY MILK STUFF
There has not been a giggle to be had for 2 podcasts now
I liked the Rogert Fost joke last episode.
Thanks dad
you know it'll be a great ep if it starts with a prolonged poob moan
funny ep thanks guys!
The audio no longer makes me want to neck myself. Stalltt, I'm your number 1 fan!
Stallt found a way to make the podcast longer, by making the hosts bitch so much that 25mins feels like an hour. Amazing content.
Stallt needs to make an appearance if he’s got this much input
is poob fucking okay
I will watch this podcast in 144p for immersion’s sake
Poob carries yet again
sam looks like that kid friend from kick ass but like all grown up. The one wit the glasses
thank you guys happy thanksgiving
definitely laugh of the year
Poob is genuinely making me schizophrenic, i gotta stop watching this shit high, i think the band want me to kill people
They do
Y’all stop being nice that audio was so horrendous bro 🤣
It never bugs me enough to complain. Keep up the episodes guys.
Fuck yeah, I've been waiting to cum for this
I rewatched the gamer hold episode twice so I could actually hear what you guys were saying but also one of the more enjoyable episodes thanks boys
What will poon be eating today
Turkey dick
Always willing to wait for quality tell the audio snobs to shove it
Don’t sweat the audio. You guys are doing great. Stallt, keep it up man.
Just in time for my delivery route, thanks boys
Stallt you're the lube that keeps this shit show running. Thanks for what you do.
Stealing this comment 🥵😈
Atleast it isnt like snapchat audio
Stallt suffers for the podcast's sins
Wtf this isn't turkey and ham? How am I supposed to eat this?
Thanks for trying stallt
i love you poob
Oh yea it's podcast time