You're our friend

🤭

Oh, wow!! I just joined!! boy oh boy i cant wait for my gift bag!! :D

I'm not wearing a shirt. If I'm going to FF content, I'm shitting, smoking weed, or gaming, all of which i do whilst ice bathing naked.

I needed to hear this today

I hate you guys.

I come back to this every day

my friends

im gonna suck the soul out of your willys

What great friends

they love us

Wow I feel so seen <3

Where is my gift bag?

When do we get added to the secret onlyfans?

Not gonna lie, kinda needed that.

jokes on you, i’m not wearing a shirt and i don’t have eyes

SKIBBY CABOODLE

love ya guys :')

Dicke and ball

I love you

Bet

Our parasocial relationship grows stronger

I know this is a facade but I needed it

I enjoy you silly fuckers.

on stream u said early :>

WHERE IS EPISODE!!!

We are like family now, and I hate my family

I am not wearing a shirt

where tf is my gift bag

If my gift bag got lost, can i get it resent?

I feel let down and betrayed

amazing

Thank you Poob, Bryan, Hell even Stalltt. You all have been real pals.

I feel so loved

Here I am thinking I was forgotten 🦆

Alright take your pants off, it's time for that dick to get sucked

What Sam said it.

hell yeah brother man

Ok bud

this is what we pay the big money for :)

Unfortunate my gift bag got lost :(

This meant the word to me!

I’m going to kill myself if poob doesn’t show up to my birthday party

Hear that dad? At least someone considers me family! Even if he never remembers my birthday.

Everyone here is a FN sap

Just resubbed thinking this was a new episode; fuck my life

Only patreon i've bought. Worth every goddam penny

Also ima need that gift basket

Thanks for noticing guys love you all !

Why are these always invisible to me for the first few days. I check this page erryday this week and didn't see shit.

I am in a parade social relationship with the forehead fables podcast

So THAT explains the giftbags

Can we have a podcast featuring a permanent replacement for Bryan? That would be so funny and epic #POG

You guys better start saying Kevin

I'm horribly lonely

I was literally telling my family that I listen to this podcast cause it makes me feel like I have friends, and then this drops, spooky.

Thanks for my present this year papa sam. Really appreciated it.

Ewwww dont call me your friend! you're gross and weird...

Hi sam its me kevin where tf is my gift basket

Wow, this makes me confident you'll enjoy the local shrine to Poob me and all the other neighborhood kids made! I'll be sure to tell the little psychos to be on the lookout for those gift bags! Thanks guys!

👁👄👁

Needed this. Love you boys. Also bring back Shekel Scheme

I am currently homeless because all of my money goes to the Forehead Fables podcast, but it’s ok because the 2 podcasts a month is worth it :)

I knew developing this parasocial relationship was a big risk but I'm glad it's paid off in the end. If only I could pay money to real people to be my friend instead of only being allowed to pay prostitutes for casual sex. A friend prostitute, if you will.

Is this the part where you tell me that you and mom are getting a divorce

I'm ChadBrad

No YouTube version?

never got my giftbag :(

I feel like a dude that hires a prostitute just to have her berate and mock him until he cries

If you guys weren't known for being such notorious assholes I'd be upset but now I'm really happy because fuck you guys.

Thanks boys. Hope you are all well.

wow

Love you buds

Ive been going through a lot and listening to you idiots has all but helped i’m now certain i have to kms

Hoping I get my gift bag soon, I haven't seen it in the mail I think you guys forgot to send one to me haha

happy Im being protected in exchange for my $5 by such a great family. happy doing business as usual

sitting naked 4am in my parents house drinking beer and pondering if i should get a job

thanks Samuel I think of you s the father I never had.

I really feel honored that you gave me exclusively a nick-name, “kevin” Makes me feel like im right at home hanging out with the Lads, and not paying for a bad prostitute

All i hear is pay up pay pig and im fine with that.

Thanks dudes, I needed that.

we are one polyamorous relationship

I should bleach my eyes to match this shirt I'm wearing, thanks sam

Still not received the gift bag but I'm sure it will definitely arrive soon. Unless it's been caught by the gravitational pull of Sams forehead.

You mean to tell me I got fully naked and legs wide open for a minute and half mp3

Thanks so much for the gift bag, 3 bitcoins? That's insane dude, thanks Sam.

I shaved my balls for... this?

Great job Stallt keep up the good work

I hate this guy so much

when am i getting poob's cum necklace i'm a tier 3 sub

Thanks I’m glad you noticed 🥺

I haven't gotten my gift bag hope you can get it to me soon I sent sam my adress to make sure its right

Sam, I’m wearing a white shirt, how does that help my eyes?

𓂺

funny poggers

gay

Epic podcast and even more epic wholesomeness

honestly this is wholesome

guys he sent me email this is so cool

He’s talking to me guys

Patrons finna be pissed when they find out this wasn't made for them and that this is just repackaged garbage from one of their Hunt streams.

Ehhhh Xmas card shout out lmao

I love you

why did my gift bag include normal candies and trinkets except for one item that's fully animated w CGI

I wear my GS cancer shirt with pride 🏳️‍🌈

<3

In Lou of a gift bag, please do more Looney Toons content on the podcast.

Happy I pay 5$ to get some more mediocre content. Keep up the work you sorry pigs.

Yall prolly posted that in kinda a jokey manner, but I honestly needed that. Love yall, keep up the good work urself❤️

Well thanks, but I’m taking a shower no shirt today b

Sam is trying to eat all the edibles before they get moldy again

Surprisingly wholesome. I needed that, thanks fellas

this is the only family i have, besides the real one which is NO GOOD

This sounds like something Poob would say. Thank you papa.

Thanks Papa Sam

My niggas bro godbless 🙏🏽

Hilarious

Me friend, me happy.

Oh heck yes

Where’s my guest spot

I coomed

Thanks sam

I knew it was me all along

Papa Sam give daddy milkers?

Thanks Samuel, now I can listen to this after my father's brutal nightly beatings to feel loved.

i have become Kevin.

Can't wait to wack off to thinking about you shirtless sam

Man I'm feeling clean in my wife beater now, thanks Sam!

I cried at this thanks a lot

thank you Sam

Your fucking welcome

Thanks dad

Thank you, Sam.

I'm naked what shirt are you talking about

Thanks Dad:)

Exactly what i needed. Thanks fellow degenerates

I can't make it to the reunion this year. Also can I go by Edward?

Thanks Sam, I was feeling down today and needed this

Just finished my first week of my new job, thanks Sam needed this

I feel like Sam's my real mom

Thanks papa rabbi

Heartwarming

Thanks big man sam

Can we get some podcast merch?

Thanks fellas, tough week. Needed some extra praise and love.

Love u sam

Thanks sam

My gift bag came with an unusually worn out pocket pussy

Thanks mom

Shut your mouth you fat bald piece of shit

I hope you have a great day too

How much money do I have to pay to nuke the discord

Thanks sam

Thanks sam

When are you gonna call, my brother is worried about you

I needed that today.

Shut it nerd

I’m wearing no shirt that means you like my nipples

No

I really got scammed out of $5

Oi you dirty bloke don't contact here again or I'll rip that bloody head off your shoulders

It’s funny cuz my name is Kevin 😂

I want 2 jars of whatever you excrete please poob.

I'm not wearing a shirt you fucking buffoon.

Love the gift bag, guys. Great lotion

Wow thank you for talking directly to me sam anyone else replying will be getting their foreskins taken or given back depending.

Kinda feel like its a trap of some kind.

Love you papa

im shirtless bro

I know your trying to squeeze more money out of me. Its not gunna happen rat

tank sem c:

Love you babes

Aw thanks Sam and Co, watched and loved you and your content for years and will continue to do so until the end.

Damn im so glad to finally be part of the family brings tears to my eyes to have somebody care for me😭

Audio porn

❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Guess he’s talking to me lol

Wow, awesome. I am the sole person to receive this message, so amazing

What is this?

you are my great friend thank you

Thanks sammy 😄

What a dick lol 🤣🤣

I figured USPS lost my gift bag in the mail

Sam what the fuck is this. You arent supposed to be nice to us. I love your content and all, but this isnt abuse towards your fans. Jk, thanks thicc boi 😘

Nice

If i had to be friends with you guys irl i would kill myself to get out of it

I'm bringing pudding to the Christmas family dinner

Finally, acknowledgement 😭😭

Thanks tell mom I said love you

Thank you sam i was gonna kill myself painfully but now ill make it swift

can’t wait for the Christmas post card that has every single Patreon name!

I feel loved

Love my gift bag guys<3

Knew you were a real one Sampson 💯

our parasocial relationship is cultivating wonderfully. catch me outside your window

They love me! - Tobey Maguire

I have never cried and pooped so hard

I’m glad to have my suspicions that we’ve been friends all along confirmed

It does feel good being apart of such a loving family! Can't wait for the Christmas party

☺️

Different

A much chad move of you Sam and Sam and Bryan

Real pogchamp moment

<3

Now that I'm family can I get some free merchandise

Great post champ👍👍👍

Jokes on you Sam, I'm nude

Wow can’t wait to show this to my mom as proof that I have friends

shut up before I kiss you freak

My hero

I love you

Thanks bud!

W

Thanks Sam

Very swag

What is this guy some kinda freak

Thanks dad.