Reviewing Lagavulin - 16 yr old whisky

First Bitcoin, then a woodcutting ace, and now a bottle of expensive scotch whisky. Proof that Sam will buy anything as long as a famous person says it’s good.

“If they could make whiskey taste like sweet tea” It’s called Smirnoff Ice and it’s EXCLUSIVELY for girls, not chads like us. To drink that stuff would be sacrilege

Honey whiskey is pretty decent

Sam, give more financial advice in the future. Your audience is the least capable to make financial decisions. (trust me I know, I go in your discord)

This is cool and all, but what would really be cool is you playing demon souls and taking a shot every time you die.

My girl just bought me this last week

Sam please tell me you kept your bitcoin stocks

Need and alcohol gift guide from Sam

You said crushed ice but came back with cubes

You should run a white cloth over one of those diet coke cans. Their canning facilities are absolutely filthy.

I hear it puts hair on your genital region

-obama

god i wish that could be me

I’m disappointed Sam didn’t whip his penis out and cum into the whiskey to see how that would taste. 3/10.

I didnt realise this was the content i always needed.

Damn, this bottle is older than the average General Sam fan 😂

Hopefully it's the kind of whiskey that disintegrates your throat even more so we can keep the strep throat voice.

Ron fucking Swanson

This is just a bonus bit, the rainbow six video will come soon