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February 4, 2020

Changes to Payment Settings

There were some people that would become patrons and then cancel their subscription before payment day and then re-subscribe after payment day.  Effectively receiving all benefits of being a patron without paying. 

Now, I saw this and was like, fine. Thats cool if only like 10% of people did this. I can't get mad at a rat doing rat-things that I would do myself.

But this month well over 30% OF YOU GUYS DID IT. 

In response I have turned on a "pay-upfront" feature. If you want to be a patron you will buy in to see all previous episodes and then will get charged at the first of every month from that point on. So don't become a patron on the 29th or some shit just wait a day. 

 I̶'̶l̶l̶ ̶a̶l̶s̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶r̶e̶d̶u̶c̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶p̶r̶i̶c̶e̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶h̶i̶g̶h̶e̶s̶t̶ ̶t̶i̶e̶r̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶$̶8̶ ̶b̶e̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶$̶1̶0̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶o̶ ̶m̶u̶c̶h̶ 

IT WONT LET ME ALTER THE PRICE OF THE TIER ONCE PEOPLE HAVE AGREED TO PAY IT.

Hugs n Kisses,

muah

-Sam

Comments (49)

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TheGreatCatastrophe · March 21, 2020

I will suck the meat off that jewish foreskin... a jew of all people should learn to deal with loopholes! Now lemme see those juicy forehead fables podcasts

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Jaymin · February 23, 2020

When are you releasing a new podcast it's been dry this whole month

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Goop · February 14, 2020

Lol I was just broke, too busy doing Chad shit.

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SlowBeak · February 10, 2020

We learned from the best

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Brohan · February 9, 2020

actually sam it turns out i might have been a parasite too. a lot of cards expire in jan so that's probably why the mooch rate was so high, that's what mine did. i added a new payment method so it should be hunky-dory now. jew.

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Brohan · February 9, 2020

fucking parasites

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MM240 · February 8, 2020

Lmaoo I don’t think you even want the fans that can’t afford $10

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Dennis Calf Robe · February 8, 2020

Will I get Feb. Webcast?

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Forehead Fables Podcast · February 8, 2020

Yeah it's being edited right now

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Dennis Calf Robe · February 8, 2020

Yo homes, I just joined the podcast at the end of Jan. Looks like I missed out on the rat attack. Lmao.

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ScavsDontSurf · February 8, 2020

Sam you jew I have 1.62 in the bank now

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Matt🆒 · February 7, 2020

No price is too high for these god tier podcasts

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Anton Eriksson · February 7, 2020

"peepee poopoo $10 is too much" cut the shit chieftan, I should personally come to your mansion of a house and give you a beating for thinking I can't afford $10/mo.

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Airbo · February 6, 2020

The rats swindled the King Jew Rat.

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James Mortished · February 6, 2020

what kinda broke ass motherfucker can't afford to pay $10 a month LMAO you guys really are rats

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Pontus Larsen · February 5, 2020

I mean u gotta give them respect for outjewing a jew like that, but pretty scummy doing that on a parreon. Good decision changing it to "pay up front"

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Stegg · February 5, 2020

Damn that's pretty smart not gonna lie. I wish I was informed about this rat hack

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Keagan Maguire · February 5, 2020

Sam, my credit card information was stolen and I filed a fraud claim today, because of this my entire bank account has been suspended therefor canceling all my subscriptions including this one. I have a new card coming in 5 days and once my card is here I can reinstate my bank account so I can resubscribe, however I don't know when the payment day for my subscription is so it's possible that I could have missed my payment earlier today or will be missing it if it is within the next 5 days. With that said if there is a way I can pay you double for this next month I would be happy to do so. Sorry that everyone is jewing you out jokes aside I know you put effort into making these videos for us I respect the grind.

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Andrew Hoock · February 5, 2020

Sam, you need to watch The Lighthouse. (an a24 film directed by Robert Eggers with William Dafoe, and Rober t Pattinson) This movie is simply amazing. I will go out and say (and I don't give a rats ass if people disagree with me) that it's the best movie of 2019. Yes, even better than Once Upon a Time in Hollywood and I loved that movie too. I've must've watched this movie like 20 times already, and I never get sick of it. The performances are so damn great; especially on Dafoe's bargain. Shit was Oscar-worthy. The cinematography, the lighting, horror elements, comedy, and plot are phenomenal. Please check it out if you haven't already.

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Forehead Fables Podcast · February 5, 2020

I TALKED ABOUT IT LAST EPISODE DUMBY it was great

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Richard Sanchez · February 5, 2020

THOSE JEWS SAVING THEIR FUCKING SMECKLES

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Borked · February 4, 2020

$2 nerf on the cost, I wonder how this will affect the meta. Thanks for the patch notes as always Sam.

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Logan · February 4, 2020

I would never swindle my Jewish king

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MSam9 · February 4, 2020

I’m not a scumbag so that means I don’t need to do anything with my sub right

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HappyIcebergs · February 4, 2020

Jesus that is the poorest-level pathetic shit I've ever heard of.

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Christian · February 4, 2020

Had no idea this was even a thing, nice catch. Always keeping up the support on my end, stay frosty.

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Nolan · February 4, 2020

Surrender the shekels to the rat king fuck boys. Don't reduce it, just keep putting out that quality shit on time.

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Brenden Duvieilh · February 4, 2020

Just sling your dings dang

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Ray Potter · February 4, 2020

What type of jew game is this

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Nis · February 4, 2020

get that fucking bag Sam don't you dare make it cheaper

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Connor Swayton · February 4, 2020

Maybe make a new tier and cancel the other one? Or pause it?

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Connor Swayton · February 4, 2020

Hit those bitch boys with D A R A T A T T A C K

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BeufordBlake · February 4, 2020

As an artist, it makes my blood boil when i see or hear of anyone using and stealing an artists talents and skill 😤

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Forehead Fables Podcast · February 5, 2020

Let's be honest here: I ain't no artist. Me me poop joke guy. Poop joke guy gets paid enough.

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Botchboi · February 4, 2020

The king rat has spoken

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Dan Stewart · February 4, 2020

"Flex or get flexed upon" - Mr Bean

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Kiro · February 4, 2020

it's cool jew get that bag!

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Sebastian Egeberg · February 4, 2020

♥️

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Teddy · February 4, 2020

I say you hunt down those guys and play tarkov with them to show them the meaning of a true rat

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TikTikbOOm · February 4, 2020

Fuck! Why didn't anyone tell me we could do that?!?!

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SHon · February 4, 2020

How download audio of Sam Patreon video

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wilsonwy · February 4, 2020

I’m a big burly Chad who pays you your due every month.

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bailey oettit · February 4, 2020

Wait wtf why didn’t anyone tell me about that

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TheKnugSmuggler · February 4, 2020

Ily Sam

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Onii-chan.exe · February 4, 2020

Damn, that's fucked up that people would do that. Sorry to hear.

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Victor Ehn · February 4, 2020

Take that you cumsluts

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Avery · February 4, 2020

How dare you stop me from scamming you

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Jerrod Niles · February 4, 2020

Damn kids. This man makes quality podcasts, PAY HIM.

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Skiddelz · February 4, 2020

Come out with day off to J off mugs! I want to give you money you slut