If you were a caveman would you still eat pussy?

Im sorry I was so harsh on you guys, my wife has been very sick and its been rough I decided to take out my frustrations on two people I thought deserve it. Well, you do deserve it, but I feel bad. Thanks for the laughs though, its about all thats getting me through things right now

Try that with your guest next time ! Very good épisode :)

Mannnnn fucck

Truckers pull up those hand breaks Because until these 2 episodes release we ain’t moving ….

Yo big dawgs I think I got dropped out of th discord channel, any chance I could get back in that? Didnt do anything heinous, my account got hacked in August but I resecured it.

You fucker own me i found out for the past 6 months my other account was also paying you guys. Wheres the ep guys we've been waiting patiently for 28 days guys where is my funny for the month

I really hate your laugh in this, it sounds so forced and fake. Do better

Was this supposed to be the second episode of the month?

Two full episodes in Less then 100 hours. ... oh how exciting...🤭

No youtube link :(

I dont even want to be around anymore

Wow guys fantastic bonus content! I'm reposting my youtube comment here because I pay you money every month so you should listen to me! Guys please ask Will Neff to come on the podcast, I love him and you guys and he's as great on podcasts as he is in the events you guys have been a part of with him! If not, fuck you I guess! thanks Sams

Id only eat ass if i were a caveman

My favorite part was hearing Sam twice through poobs headphones, turn them down to protect your poor cute little ears poob!

its not enough

Currently working construction in a few different prisons. You’d be shocked the amount of shit those guys get and have access to. Xbox games, computers, movie nights… one facility had their own radio station and band/recording room. You’d be right at home boys

Would you eat cave woman ass? I'd hesitate

Guys I've been watching the old pod episodes and I must BEG you guys bring on a consistent 3rd. The podcast consisted of much funnier bits and they weren't just bits for the sake of being funny for the audience but for the sake of being funny for each other. I feel a 2 person cast relies on the pod to be more topical than riffy and funny.

2 more episodes in less then a week.... aaww you guys, shucks, thats so sweet...☺️🫣

y'all need a manager. hmu you can't be trusted with your free will, it's the 24th

Throwing in a little treat

All is forgiven if you keep up the random bullshit. We literally all just want you and sam being a fucking dumbass and saying fun stuff so we can turn our brains off, this is PEAK. We love you sams!

I still think eating a girl out requires a fork and a knife

This is not it, gang

Poob confusing trail mix with Chex mix is hilarious

why is poop doing a jeff dunham the whole time

Thanks for the bonus episode boys, can’t wait for the real Patreon exclusive and second public episode next week! Good luck

You know that truglidate muff goes crazy

I think Sam just wants to Meth larp

Is a pigs pussy pork?

I’d imagine it’d be akin to licking batteries , probably the most memorable moment of my 12 year lifespan

I know I'm different because I'd use the salty-sweet umami flavor of unwashed cavewoman pussy to elevate various caveman meals. Anyways guys keep up the great work 👍

I was in a gay relationship for 3 years and I was still wanting to eat pussy

Honestly perfect short ep would love more like this

What do you mean still?

We love you sams you are our favorite sams :)

Don't mind this but this shit doesn't count as a full episode and don't you think it does 😭

absolutely it definitely had more seasonings on it back then

Yes, but the real challenge is trying to explain it to my cavehomies using just 2 sticks and a rock.

LC3 Corbusier Grand Modele Lounge Chair is a nice chair, and red ones pop

Did they forget to sync audio or is it my phone, I can’t put it past either option

Basically asking if I like my meat seasoned, of course

Ty gamers

tier list next

And keep doing the videos on Patreon please 🙏

This is awesome I love the format

Honestly this should just be a segment with every guest I enjoyed this

absolutely

No, I would already be the boytoy for the chief so he gives me his best mammoth cuts obviously bruh

54 mins? Wtf

Holy fuck. What is this audio. For fucks sake.

I would have rather not gotten an episode this month, take your time to make something watchable.

Its crazy you guys mention it, I often think about the "stats" in heaven. I imagine, and I remember it pre-dates the Steven universe diamond spy dome and its more in depth anyway. So basically you can go back to a memory and spectate it, but it goes beyond that, you could see what other people are thinking and feeling in that moment, you could watch in third person, peek around the corner in which you never experienced. Say you heard a noise and for some reason it came to mind, you could go see what it was, you could actually ask as a matter of fact! If you have trouble thinking of a specific scenario you can ask a question like "how many people wanted to kill me" or "what was the scariest thing I experienced that was actually a fluke?" Then you see like your cat knock something over and you going catatonic, remembering thats when you claimed your biggest ghost story 🤣 i wanna know who liked me, and why 😂 I really want to see events around the world too. Before I go deeper you could also see how many steps you took, heartbeats, other people's stats who built the pyramids, how how long why ect. I'd be able to comfortably spend eternity just gazing over the world. It goes beyond time, I could watch atrocities at war first hand, i could feel their pain if im feeling froggy. It MIGHT go a step beyond where you can basically dream with it and change things, maybe to get closure and such which would be wicked, gotta bullet that. Stats, spectator mode, transcend time, warped reality -> the kingdom of heaven?! 🤞 (like a prerequisite not a replacement)

I'd eat it more and with higher intensity than I already do. It would be like passing up a slow roast that's been smoking for a week.

I haven’t showered in two days

wet hair in hat is pretty much the quickest way to getting dandruff btw

somebody suck me

Yeah id be fucking that shit up negl, probably less stinky & hairy nowadays frfr

Id eat it on a stick like a kebab

Yes

Is this General Sam’s Gom Jabbar to see if his Chicken Embryo-Cigarette Baby is ready?

I wish I knew how to get in contact with Sam, I have a nearly complete Fallout new Vegas/3/ TTW MP mod that i want to show him and others

If I'm a caveman and eating pussy, it's because I've already eaten the rest of her.

I’d be chompin on the fungi like yum

Thanks Sam’s, I would probably say yeah! Thanks again, all the best

Ya know, somewhere between when you start and when she finishes it will be clean

I be treating that shit like I discovered fire

Hmm, I think memberships are down, so you're stuck between doing this, another JOI, or bringing Brian back.

Rubbing my pussy with joy

kingdom of heaven extended directors cut is my religion too

I mean.... shiiiddd

Sam really tryna cover his ass after radio silence on the patreon for 3 weeks

DIP NATION YALL RISE UP

Thank you

Wait didnt we get a podcast yesterday? You guys are seriously gonna slam them all out at once?

Do I make you horny? In Poobs British accent

This is sickkkkkkkkk, the stuff we wanna know

If it was Pooberton then prolly 😏

To quote the scholar and intellectual fred durst. I did it all for the nookie.

20 more minutes and you could have chalked this up as a patron exclusive. Think better next time boys

I don’t think my immune system could handle it

Oh god no

YES

I was just about to send some SPITE since there was 20 days without no podcast. You have redeemed yourself, for now

Nevahhhhh

Dont even need to listen, the answer is yes

I already don't 😎

We start talkin about gettin our money back and here comes the episodes just rolllingggg in

Absolutely

I would eat more

Absolutely.

Thank you papa birds for spitting your worms in my baby bird mouth

Awwwww helll nawwwww

yes