What Happened to Monkey Baby Bon Bon?

Invest in Rivian now; I see their stock shooting up in the near future

These guys clearly don’t know about the concept of auto rotation in helicopters

Sam fly me down there ill replace your ac as long as you buy the equipment

More Livermore type stories plz

Next camping trip spray your clothes with permethrin the night before you go and itll help with the ticks and bugs without having to reapply to your skin every few hours.

I’m so excited for this next episode!

Tick tock fellas tick tock

The fact that in Patron EP. 84 they talk abt how if this podcast just ended up as them watching monkeys do shit has got to be some crazy foreshadowing.

Sitting in the middle of the woods with nothing to listen to on spotify so figured i would sign up for the patreon, not regretting it yet

Get Jippy on the pod, Sam. Fuckin' do it. Now.

I won’t be satisfied until Bryan’s back on and makes poob cry

I fucking love Dr Garret Ryan, you fellows should try and glean something from that gent

As a patron i demand an entire episode to be done by puppet poob

This was a good one

I live in Oregon and its not a great place. The homeless are insane.

Ty gamers

Sam here in Colorado we have plenty of homeless. Even more so with the population boom we've had.

Poob over here DROWNING in japanese girls and he has the gall to complain

You said let you know if there’s identical twins in the audience, I AM AN IDENTICAL TWIN WE WERE BORN TWO MINS APART C SECTION AND WE ARE NAMED LEVEE AND LAZARUS.

I hope they make another JOI

Hello

Went to Nepal and did a crazy zipline and went to bungee jump straight afterwards. Was crazy. Crazy sketchy

Please have Jarrad Wright on, create of the big Lez show, pretty please 🙏🥹

I did this homeless voyeur activity a few weeks ago. I kept seeing the same homeless guy sit down and ramble at a coffee shop I frequent. I started transcribing his schizo ramblings, kind of like I’m a Taravangian type, you know the death rattles, but I have this homeless oracle. It probably helps to complete a paranoid schizo world few, as I’m kind of passively stalking him for incoherent dialogue. He ended up getting arrested at the coffee shop, I only saw them take him away, so I need to find a new hobby now.

This has inspired me to gamble

My sisters friend drowned on a small pothole filled with water. Maybe like 3 inches of water, just enough to cover his mouth and nose.

Andrew Carnegie was a chud-fuck prick who exploited the average person for his own benefit. The only reason he donated so much at the end of his life was to save face for his family empire.

hello im patron

Wasn’t expecting the Eugene Oregon name drop, I’m a foreman for a local contractor in Eugene. Your dad was definitely thinking about south Eugene in the hills😂 the homeless avoid the hills. Most of Eugene is suburban sprawl and standard American ugly strip malls. Our city planners deserve to be shot, and those already deceased need to be dug up and desecrated, traffic is only bad at rush hour, for now... Amazing place to live if you’re an outdoorsman, plenty of properties 10-20 mins outside of town are the most beautiful places I’ve ever seen.

Please tell me theyve seen the Mortal engines type game that came out. Sand: Raiders of Sophie

Helicopters can actually glide down if the engine cuts off it's called auto rotation. It's the colliding mid air that hurts

A symphony of trucker horns is heard all around the world!! Forehead Fables!!! I am very satisfied and I love you!

Good filler episode bois

Yo Poob, the Wilbur ep is makin rounds on TikTok. They’re calling you withered jschlatt. Funny stuff

Who has the most stretched out hole? Poob or Sam?

The excitement on my face to see a podcast where yall talk about bon bon 😂😂😂. My 2 yo is unhealthy obsessed with that monkey

Who would you rather stick your hand in like a puppet? Vote below

Who would you rather stick your hand in like a puppet? Vote below

I hate homeless “people” so much it’s unreal. If you’ve alienated every single person in your life to the point no one is willing to host you then you are a bad person

As someone who does HVAC I can assure you that man does indeed not want to be their 3 times a month. And he only keeps around maybe 10% of the money you're paying to have him out their

Post this a lil sooner next time champ

When are we getting Togi on Forehead Fables?????

i really like the puppet

My 14 year old beagle dachshund absolutely slaughtered a baby ground hog. Thing stood no chance

As someone living in Eugene Oregon don’t move here it fucking sucks

This was posted on my bday and is the best gift I could ask for 🤙🏼thank you boys and as always thank you Stalltt

Genderflipping Poobs Situation with those Japanese women would have probably had different reactions from his friends/people around him

Poob they were def circling to waste fuel if they had to crash land the plane and *hopefully* not blow up. Hence the fire trucks.

The best birthday gift I could’ve received today YAYYYYY!!!

Referring to the part about people drowning During the third crusade Holy Roman Emperor Frederick drowned in like 2 feet deep of water. Fell off his horse and his armor was too heavy for him to stand and he just drowned. 2-3 feet deep, probably knee high

Snuggled up in my brainworm blanket while listening to this.

Could you upload these like 3 hours earlier so I can download them before I go start my shift at the refinery?

Perfect timing I just unzipped my pants

I happy now thanks boys. Also digging the facial hair Mr General its makin me gay

hey sam i ordered a blanket and it’s been 2 weeks and i haven’t seen nothing

I love stories where the main characters are the antagonist and it slowly gets put into perspective

Somebody kiss me! I must be dreaming!

LFG IM ROVK HARD WEARING DISEAL JEANS

Just in time to finish this at work while shitting

oh my GOD

Ohh boys you spoil us, love y’all

I swear if Poob complains about get walked over by some random guy im gonna flip out

right on time for the drive home

I am now satisfied with my $5

Thank you for the end of the month podcasts I speak for everyone when I say we love them

Yippee