The Forehead Fables Jerk Off Instructional

I've masturbated as a teenager in a bus, on the street, in the classroom and in an industrial fridge.

I used to hide in my bedroom for hours until my boner went away when I was a kid.

I was not able to properly ejaculate; we can circle back and touch base in the next meeting.

I did it!

Camping shroom-boosted JOI with the boys

Poob and Sam esq, I just finished looking over the presentation and brought myself to ROI as per your instructions. I was wondering if there are any actionable steps after the fact I should be working on. If so I can start systematizing them in a recurring asana task for the team. Thanks

I can't wait to bring my VR headset to my heavy industrial job

Came at 6:51

Hey fellas! Great video! I can really tell you put your whole bussy in to this one! Suggestion for the future: really loved the visualization from the puppet, but I felt a real disconnect with the SME portion. The Poobppet providing SME to Poob seemed a bit on the nose. Alternatively, a Samppet providing SME to Poob would provide a far more synergized experience. Would love to see the Poobppet giving SME to Sam as well! Stellar work, guys!

I’ve also never seen Sam this experienced in anything

I don’t think I stopped smiling this entire video. You guys are some of the funniest people on the internet. Also, I only lasted 23 minutes and 40 seconds. I didn’t even make it to the tutorial. Thanks

Does this also apply to the micro penis community? Asking for a friend

Please for the love of god STOP having patreon exclusive videos this video player sucks ass so fucking hard JUST GIBE US A YOUTUBE LINK LIKE THE DAMN VIDEOS

Thank you thank you Thank you thank you Thank you thank you

Wow! Just what I needed!

AutoErotic Kingdom is a fire band name

i listened to this on a walk past through a busy area near a school now i think im a sex offender

Remember guys that sometimes your journey is the goal. Maybe.. the real orgasm was the precum we made along the way.

Please get Jacob fucking jones on the cast

I came.

Eating a Reuben watching this

A great JO session is much like a heist. In and out in under 3 mins like nothing happened

I came and i need a little more

Excellent material to listen to before going a date! Thank you boys.

This is very very very great content, keep it up! :-)

It got stuck what do I do now?

Way too long fellas

Get the forgotten weapons guy on

More puppets

Ya know, it’s my fault for reading the title and still clicking on it. Made it to 32:31.

When is the staltt joi

For like penits?

I found this disappointingly surface level. It felt so rushed when Sam didn’t mention self driving cars or bumper to bumper traffic and the way other Sam seems very ageist and prudish. I’m hoping for a second JOI but actually thought out this time.

I came instantly

Not what i wanted today…. Its what I needed.

18 seconds in and I already came twice

Poob software engineering course when

Boy this shit has fallen off since that other dude died. Ironic it was from auto asphyxiation. Full circle 🤔

Truly enlightening. Love the Tim and Eric vibes from these slideshows 👌 Edit: was not expecting the puppet. Great work!

I love the soundtrack, reminds me of an early 2k obscure topic 30 minute specials they’d air on tv

I can only finish if you place poob in the mechanism.

This might be the greatest video on the internet

Listened to this at work. Can confirm that this instructional is perfect

This is literally what I’ve always wanted

The people require a 3 hour edging instructional. It must be done.

Thank you Forehead Fables. I finally can feel confident while jorkin it. You’ve saved my marriage!

Came in the first 5 minutes. Cheers lads, this will be my little helper for a long time.

Great JOI! I think you guys are doing great with the different content avenues. I would just say you should try stick to them! First it was DnD, and now JOI's.

you know what you guys have really started making the patreon worth it im lovin it

Pooh’s lake of preparation is insulting to all the high tier gooners. As a retired gooner myself this is g league stuff from Poob. The people expect more from such a superstar player. However Sam deserves a Supermax gooner contract with Jerkmate or something. We need a sam jerkmate add at gas station pumps they play adds out loud

Now this is what I spend my hard earned five bucks on

Edging or a CEI would be nice, preferably a CEI since I'm a fatass

Listened to this on my commute home and I didn’t even have to pull it out to explode. Thank you so much

Fuck poob unbutton that shirt lowerrrrrr

what a time to be alive

I better be shooting absolute missiles after this instructional or I want my money back

First comment. Ever. Haven’t even watched it, probably won’t. Just keep taking my money you saps. Or am I the sap?

Jerking off information

Really great stuff guys

lookin good poob looking real good

Thank you guys this JOI taught me everything I needed to know to become a successful masturbator! I would have liked to see poob suck off the puppet but that's just my own gluttony seeping out.

Day 2 of asking for Jarrad Wright, creator of the Big Lez Show. Pretty please 🥺🙏

Loved the step by step, uhhh. Can you guys reply to my discord messages now

For every dollar the boss makes, I make a dime, that’s why I jerk off on company time!

Good afternoon ALCON, After reviewing these slides, can I request that we talk offline and circle back on some of these concepts? Just need a little clarification on some topics, some of which piggyback off of each other. Thanks all. Looking forward to syncing up. Stay safe!

This is so funny haha, maybe next time we uh make it less instructive and more serious kind of joi like more sexy maybe haha. Just cuz that would be so much funnier haha.

While extremely helpful in impregnating my hand. I am slightly upset that there was no additional information about posh wanking.

Oh man I love These guys

Thank you. I voted JOI and was worried that it wouldn't get picked. I'm so excited I'm gonna jerk it at work today!

Oh man I hope this is like that Nair hair removal tutorial

it's wild that GSam actually looks in his thirties in this episode.

You’re right Sam commute j off is dangerous airbag broke my dick

Alright you got me, I paid up. Now let's get this show on the road!

Thanks for the joi, here is my ROI (read on instruction) for Poob. Read the Wheel of Time

No PiB's or PoB's. Pee in butt, pee out butt. No poop on boobs. NO POOBS! I've been doing this wrong.

"slide deck in hand" lmao

Thanks, Poop

36 minutes? im done in 1

Thanks guys, really helped me get through the shift today

Came in the first 30 seconds sorry

As a firefighter I will say those guys are top tier at work jerkers. I have never, but 24hr shifts will bring it out of ya.

5 big booms

Nvm theses fuckers got print outs my much respect carry on

Maybe a decent podcast with Bryan as a guest punk sissy soft hand poob I want to see you cry again

I’m praying for you poob. I’m praying you will become a tornado wrangler and survive the upcoming storms.

Im two seconds in and im already busting

no tie poob? i didn’t know this presentation was happening out on the pool deck

I've been doing it wrong this whole time

What the fuck

I feel like editing poobs part into a loop so i can make my own edging joi

Glorious video Samuel

Poob at 26:48 "Manifesting Israel."

Shot ropes all over my work desk, thanks Sams!

They need to post this on the hub I'm ngl

Your saying I don’t put something in the hole there???

thank you poop for including they/thems with poor play, i feel very seen

Didn't even make it a minute in before I fabled all over the screen

This is amazing

This JOI brings me joy

Have already had this on loop for 15 hours, only pausing now to make a meth run

Sock method still unpatched

Glad to see you guys excelling in your KPIs! (Keeping Patrons Interested)

Just busted. Thanks!

how long do i leave my hand in?

Putting my moneys worth in this investment

As a person who’s never listened to a JOI but understands the concept. Listening to this at work has to be one of the strangest experiences of my life.

This is poobs humiliation ritual

Watched this well working, awesome

this might be the most locked in sam ive ever seen

Blasted thru my ceiling

When was the last time we saw the top of poops hair?

came 50 times, 10/10 would recommend the Forehead Boys to all my friends in the future (for fulfilling their nutting and cumming needs)

why the fuck did I listen to this whole thing at work. is this a secret way to open the eyes of the closeted, addicted

omg now this is peak!

Please have a sexologist on the podcast

Oh shit im cumming so much more now thanks fellas

sam your scraggly face is making me scared. are you turning into a werewolf??? please dont

YES

Hey Both, After reviewing the attached material, are you both available for an in-person seminar where you can provide hands-on instruction and feedback to the rest of the team?

Pornhub recommended this to me

We'd prefer a upload schedule rather than this

release in youtube, i hate being on patreon, it burns me.

Very interesting gentlemen, very insightful

This is fucking hilarious great job guys!

Hurry up, I finished before your explanation was over. Next time right into it

Thank you Stallt

With these Instructions, I can finaly feel how Sam & Sam's hands would feel j'ing me off. Just what I've always wanted<3

Just what the doctor ordered

$5 well spent lads

Im discouraged knowing that im 26 years old and have been doing it wrong my whole life.

I want an instructional on how to make a failing podcast jk all love all love

I feel heard

Anything but a full podcast

Hope this counts as a second podcast this month

The money must be getting tight brother

I busted from just the notification. You boys know this doesn't count towards your 3 contractually obligated podcasts this month?

Messed up, dick stuck in dog, help

This is becoming part of my daily wack off routine

this is enough for the next month of choking the chicken! thanks fellas!

Poobs hair is amazing

Dah bih gah

The professionalism is such a good bit

Forehead Fables Onlyfans when?

I now have a task to complete after work

Perfect timing for some protein with my lunch

poon looks great as always

Wait what's jerk off mean

Yippeee busting this out at home later

Really needed this one

now this is what i pay for every month

Yippee yippee! Jorking it big time at my blue collar job, favorite two white guys podcast!!!

YEEEEESS

Oh good, I've been having technical difficulties lately.

Forehead fables JOI is crazy work

Womp

This ones going straight to poobs family

I never knew I needed this until now. Thanks for the help!

Whatchu mean by that

Watching in my office at my corporate job

Looking good Mr poob!

Glad to see poob show up dressed for the occasion finally.

It’s like having two dads who should not be dads

I didn’t last long…

Just tried it only lasted like 4 seconds

Ty gamers

No way I’ll make it all the way to 36 minutes

Die of laughter when

Started jerking the second the notification hit

Perfect timing I’m on my lunch break

40 minute joi hell yeah

first!!

Thanks

I'm coming

Thank god, I didn’t know how to do it before now!