Always Choose Kid President - PATRON EP. 84
also its Poobertons birthday so leave him the most anxiety inducing comment you could ever think of and i'll send it to him
Video Version: https://youtu.be/H2KHVUOqu6E
Comments (131)
when the revolution comes im knocking on your door for my patreon money back
Happy bday poob I love what you did with your lounge room
I think y'all don't understand why Joe Rogan has fallen in public opinion... Lmao he spreads anti intellectualism and helped the far right Looney's in
Guys I’m predicting new episode today
Slop slop slop. I'm getting hungry!
Can’t wait to give this a listerooni! My second favourite podcast! The FIRST being my wife! I LOVE her and her voice. You should get her on the podcast. Sam, Poob, and my Wife! Talk about a #dreamrotation Thanks, Michael
Where’s my slop?
Get Dr. Garret Ryan esquire back on the podcast he’s the best guest you’ve ever had
please wear one of the big dog bite training suits to that podcast with The Biter
Happy birthday poop
Happy birthday, Poob. You know when the wax seal on your toilet was installed? Pretty bad if that fails
I need more Skyrim rp videos
Abit late but happy birthday poob
Happy Birthday Poob, remember pissing a lot can be a sign of diabetes.
I can’t wait to send this to your sisters boyfriend and beautiful mother pooberton
Die Of Laughter merch when???👀
Please please ask Wilbur soot about Tyler catastrophe when he's on the podcast again
I live in Wisconsin. It’s true, it’s gone. Also I can’t wait to hear from toldinstone again, definitely part of my favorite episodes
G Sam’s mom was throwing Andre numbers down props to the woman
Happy birthday poob! This big trucker here is sadly going to pass on the wilbur episode though. Keep on truckin' n suckin' brother 🦅🚛🇺🇲🍆
Poob I met your grandma the other day she loves your channel gonna take her out later thanks for the hook up brother
Happy born day, King. What do you think your social credit score will be when it's inevitably integrated into your system?
It’s very distracting that poobs mustache is uneven on one side. Can’t help but notice it
All this talk about easy executions, crucifixion? Are y'all a little touched in the head?
Sam should look up the witchfinder general this guys was a bastard he he killed about 300 women in 1650s. Talking to cats must be a witch birth marks witch. He also checked for 3 boobs as a test. Ye olde wetworks man
6/10
Dr. Poob, have you read The Wheel of Time?
I’m not a church goer or anything but I can’t help but think that Sam’s chances of going to hell just went way up.
Happy birthday mr poob have a great one
We demand the skyrim rp extended cut
Hey guys try to get Jarred Wright from the Big Lez show on. He would be a sick guest
Happy Birthday Poob!
Should send in that tick, you can get it checked for stuff for free, you’ll get sent a list of what it definitely has and what it possible has
Happy birthday poop! Just thought I should let you know we can see your hairline and it looks considerably worse than last year, just thought you should know
She terk their jerbs
I'm very depressed
Who els still watches Sam’s old Skyrim videos shit is still peak
Great episode thanks Poob
Please stop with the video game talk
hey poob it was my birthday a week ago! i really love your poobtube videos and all your podcasts, you're helping me get through something insanely hard right now and so i hope your birthday has been good and joyful and presents
He‘s helping your mom go through something insanely hard aswell. Truly awesome guy
hey poob remember when you used to stream like you liked it? haha just kidding love you
August 19, 2027
these fuckers are just stealing topics from super mega
stealing topics bro they just press record and yap
Sam’s gonna have Alpa Gal Syndrome in 2-3 months watch
Happy birthday Poob! How does it feel to be a fossil?
"I've just been thinking about surrounding myself with some older gentlemen" and he wonders why he got called gay
the clock is ticking poob, we know you are awful with your money and this podcast wont last long enough to set you for life
Birthday poop
You gotta ask Wilbur Soot about Tyler Catastrophe
I made poob a big birthday bash cake and yet I have no address to send it to, whatever will I do, we just might have to cancel it this year 😥
I have his deadass address i found his phone number in the yellow pages and I was able to get address info on that. (Lmk if you want it ill happily share it publicly)
Happy birthday from across the street, poob :)
As well
Poob you‘re only getting older and slower. Each task will become harder and more tedious so make sure to grasp your ONE (yes theres only one) opportunity whenever it may arise. Otherwise you could end up miserable and alone just like that old lady that you‘ve got to talk to everytime you get your frisbee or smt out of her garden. Happy Birthday, I wish you the best!
he gets money for talking on the internet i think he grasped his opportunity
Hilarious episode 🖖and Happy birthday papapoob ✨
Since when have we been able to see how much a Patreon makes a month?!?!? THEY MAKE 30k A MONTH TF
Happy birthday, Poob! It's great that you have a guy like Sam to rely on for a business partner that keeps you afloat
I’m pretty pumped to have my boy Garrett Ryan back! I’ve been leaving comments hoping for a return!🫶🏻
Im gonna skin you poob ( love you so much )
Sending love from ur moms pussy while I’m in here doing sit-ups
Happy birthday poob, I’m actually that tweaker that walks through your yard and am thinking about coming inside to hide in the wet basement
Happy birthday Sam! Thank you for keeping Forehead Fables one of the most stupid funny podcast I've been lucky to watch all these years! Here's to many more!
IM GONNA GET YOU SAM IM GONNA GET YOU (Pooberton)
Poob we share the same birthday month and I won’t lie man your taste in music and movies is amazing, so glad to have discovered you through this podcast. You deserve nothing but the best this month and I hope your birthday is one to remember. 🎉🎉
I’m from Wisconsin and it’s worth knowing something about but only a little bit. Also we really don’t want the data centers 😭
Samuel you grow older each day and your best youthful years are behind you. Happy birthday!
Congrats on the big 3 0 poob!!
Ty gamers
poobs been getting fatter since this new woman came into his life, i think shes planning something nefarious
Hey poob! Happy Birthday. I bought one of your hats a few years back and it's always been to small for my head. What the hell poob, solve this.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BELOVED POOBERTON!!!!
Happy Birthday Poob. I love your merch especially the x-mas mug which is still available to buy in may soon to be june
Happy birthday poooby sexy guy 😝😩😫 I found you in the yellow pages in Indiana and im like 99.9 sure its you but im not gonna pull a racist sam fan and do one of those on you. Yet
Poob! Happy birthday dude, happy for you that you got your own place! 😊 The weird things that are happening to you are from the people living in your walls.
happy birthday poop
Release the heist video or face the fate of working a normal job.
Preach in a African voice
I met your mom just out in the wild Poob. I only know it’s your mom cuz she told me about your “work”. Cool lady, she lives close by.
Happy birthday poob!! Mine's tomorrow, just remember that you peaked and it's all downhill from here!❤️❤️
Happy birthday!!
Happy birthday Poob, there’s a gift on your door step. just don’t drop it
Poob you're so cute ill find your address and send you a gift! UwU
You only have 47 years left to live Poob
Poob don’t forget that when you need to dump money into repairs for your home you are still hundreds if not thousands on the mortgage too! Happy birthday my sweet test tube chicken embryo boy
Poob makes more than enough to get a car Get one clown
Happy birthday poob, im on my way to indiana so i can give you a birthday hug, dont worry we dont need to set up a meeting, i will find you.
Happy Birthday Poob! Gentle reminder that you have maybe a year and a half before it's time to start looking for jobs again.
Yea, not with me around mate. Once they introduce the $1000 a month tier me and all of the other loyal patrons will rise above you peasants and Sam and Poob will degrade and humiliate us by name
Remember, Pogo, you only get closer to death!
Happy birthday poob
Poob read the Wheel of Time
Happy birthday Poob. Colon cancer is up a lot in Gen Z and younger millennials. You’re 4c more likely to die from colon cancer than in a car related death. Eat fiber!
4c
Poobs real last name is on a fake Instagram someone made
Almost thought the masters had forsaken us
Happy birthday, Poop! You should bounce on it, crazy style
One year closer to your annual prostate exam, happy birthday poob!
he should be getting those now
Civilization will probably collapse in your lifetime. Happy birthday!
WRONGGGGGG
Happy birthday Poob I love our par-asocial relationship, here’s to another year
Happy Birthday Poob! 🥳🎉
Happy birthday poob
Happy birthday Poob. Enjoy the next 365 days.
This poob guy sounds a lot like one of my neighbors who moved in a couple months ago
Happy birthday poob I know what you did last summer...
Happy birfday poop. We should keep the commenting to a minimum or he he might ban us.
My boi Poob. Honestly. You fucking rock man. You’re super funny and genuinely re listen to you’re story’s all the time. I work on the rail way in the uk and travel ALOT. It’s so nice to stick the podcast on and listen to you and that other big foreheaded loser (jk you’re great too sam, but not as cool as the REAL SAM)
Another year of life. How exciting Mr Poop
U fuckers have a torture fetish idc I nutted got my ep I’m happy for now
For the record I didn’t nut to corn I nutted to the ep I’m a man of class
i was worried someone had sent bombs to you’re guys homes. glad that wasn’t the case
Happy birthday poop I’m looking forward to dreaming about it :)
I start work in 8 minutes, thanks boys 💯
Enjoy work
Happy Birthday poob I love you
Happy birthday Poob and remember rabies can have years of innoculation time
Bout time, can’t wait to snuggle up with my general same blanket!! Ohh boy hot dog!
Thank you sam and Sam for another meal
Yippeeee
Hey Poop, happy birthday
Poob doesn’t look as gay as usual
Happy birthday poop you handsome devil
Thanks funny boys HAPPY BIRTHDAY POOP
just in time, boys
happy birthday poop
Woohoo we got it
Yayyy!!!! Love you guys, Happy birthdays!!!