Beachbound & Downs - PATRON EP. 83

These two the 🐐

Years of watching Sam and listening to this podcast. That was the most genuine laugh I've ever heard when poop talked about eating the chicken meal lmao

Alright boys enough suspense drop the episode don’t want this to be another heist fiasco

I'm on 8° time listening to this ep, and is mid.

I know my name self explanatory but I am going on a trip tomorrow and no new episodes for the flight despite the schedule… where’s the episode N-‘s?

My previous owner left 5 gallons of paint randomly in the basement. After inspection and purchase, I moved them and found massive holes when the cans were

Plopb?? Slan?? Where 🥲🥲

I love you poob but your laziness knows no bounds, I didn't know it was possible to become more lazy after stopping smoking weed.

Man am I ready for camping trip 2 it’s been years drop that shit boys

Where’s my fucking bonus episode.

Cmon boys you've been teasing that camping vid don't leave us hangin.

Itching for another pod

Sam is gonna cum if he watches The Devil Wears Prada 2..

Gorgonzola omelette, Gorgonzola grits, then later in the day you’ll get Gorgonzola shits.

Sam get your fucking kids on RuneScape right god damn now I promise you, you will be equipping them to be not only unpersaudable but un scamable

Brian is in the next episode? Was this filmed before his death? Can someone please explan

"I'm a cowboy"

Showing off how soft their hands are with that dip stick bit

Before listening to The Forehead Fables Podcast I was a weak, sniveling, and maidenless goon. But, now I'm a CEO of a massive tech company, surrounded by snatch and money! Especially after using Forehead50 to get my favorite chicken meal from Factor meals!(::⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

Great upload schedule boys!

The goats visiting my state 😁

Can anyone tell me what pipe weed vape sam has?

Great Episode 🖖

"This war of mine" is possibly what you're looking for big sam, it's based on civilian life during conflict inspired by the siege of Sarajevo alongside other conflicts

Everyone pray for Poobs basement. I think Indiana is on a flood watch

Truly another steamer from the boys (because it’s hot not because it’s poo) thanks staltt for the steamer

Hey Poob if you want to stop squirrels from eating your bird seed get “spicy bird seed” the chemical that mammals perceive as spicy does not affect birds and will keep the squirrels from eating it.

WHERE IS THE DAMN HEIST VIDEO?

I’m about an hour in and you guys mention wanting a child psychologist on. You guys had a child psychologist on and asking about jerking off. Anyways loving the podcast and all that keep up the great work

stallt are you joining muis vs server?

I dont think I've been on vacation since middle school , everytime I tell my family I took a day off for being sick they call me a pussy and say young ppl dont want to work. Anyways good episode

up way too late, the lads' soothing voices may cradle me into slumber

Ty gamers

Sam ass reveal before heist video

I just recently finished both Naked Statues and Insane Emperors, I gotta say it’s been too long since we’ve had our old boy Garrett Ryan back on. I wanna see more of that guy he was great

This is distracting me from my painful and steaming diarrhea. Thanks forehead boys!

Patron episodes could have a monthly video game segment maybe where you just talk about what you’ve been playing or gripes and whatever you old fucks feel like talking about video game related

great stuff as usual fellas. you should check out leslie nielsen’s interview from 2003.

Just take your old oil to a auto parts store

Guys I need you to reach out to Metamucil to get a sponsorship. Also the pod has been on a hot streak for sometime now. Any chance the next guest could be Uncle Rob the trucker, trucker diet guy, I think this could resonate well with the audience. I believe he’s in Florida too.

Southern man meets midwestern family at the beach

I fucking love you cunts. Cutla pussys but big ups. Have less visual gags, super hard to listen while driving a Peterbilt and watch the phone while smashing gear.

not bad. not bad.

I'm no longer scared of the environmental future, with the amount of recycling these 2 do, we’ll be safe

You guys should hit up a guy named Spudhunter for a pod ep, or video game vid, or just to play with. He's a damn dirty Australian but he's pretty funny and does well dicking with people in RP servers. I feel like him and Sam would hit it off.

Can I get uuuuuuuh book club

I want to interrogate more guests in the discord, or you guy directly. Hmu im an incredible actor and director, my work is on my channel

get nick mullen on the pod

Little early on the episode fellas, had me scared my rent was due. Thanks I guess

How do I give you guys more money?

Perfect timing for the last half of my overtime shift

Mad love to papapoob

Poob tan ur balls

Who's tan lines would you rather see? Vote below

Thanks guys y’all freaking ROCK! Hooray!

Not even 2 hours, what is this? I will be in contact to your manager

JUST CRASHED MY FUCKING RIG LISTENING TO THIS THANKS A LOT

Hot damn just what the doctor ordered

Holy shit all 3 episodes before the end of the month how is that possible

Thanks you

8/10 youve done better but it still had a good amount of funny

Fuck yes kings!

Just made me a cup of coffee and a plate of turkey bacon, finna let it ride

Yippee poob it up!!!

Luv u

Very nice

Wow

Back again bb