The Coolest Guy We've Ever Seen - EP. 161
gooners vs edgers guys what team are you on
Video Version: https://youtu.be/duTqGFx4mPg
Comments (94)
I enjoyed the king killer trilogy and it’s fun to just read an eloquent story about some badass but the sex chapter was a little much. At least he got a badass fucking sick cloak out of it. I’ve heard the author hates the community and has said he isn’t going to finish it cause he hates everyone for asking him about it
Poob's mom is apparently Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz
Abby was right , vyvanse is better then twice a day adderall type shit
Vyvanse made me tug the individual hairs off my balls every single time i went to the bathroom, painful but it was the least i had ever spent on shaving equipment
You guys have to up your game. Paymoneywubby is coming out with a podcast now too, and it's probably gonna sweep up a bunch of your audience if you keep pushing like, 2 posts max, and late at that.
Feeeeeed us
Next episode please sirs 🇮🇱🇮🇷
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Much love for Papa Poob
I fucking pay 8$ a month to be oppressed as a audio listener. Be better
No you stupid millennial, gooning is the continuous act of seeking the most pleasurable, dopamine filled acts, while edging is doing something almost to eruption and choosing to slow down and not erupt. People tend to think of gooning as edging because they tend to view edging as the most pleasurable thing they think of for dopamine maxing but its different. when you think of gooning think of the beautiful Yakima coalition residing in washington state, consider edging the native Yakima people, who are under the wider umbrella of the collective native peoples (gooning). Hope this helps.
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Can we get more exclusives i feel like I pay only to get it early ffs
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DW_3Zm7kWnk/?igsh=MWpoNDlqcGQ1bXhiNg== Sam.. we have to talk… why is this you?
love the podcast, honestly the only way i get through my shitty job is listening to you boys so thank you.
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkU3rxyn/ this is poob btw
11:30 good saves poob
Rest in peace Brian.
The pain and sorrow never leave. But I’m learning to live with the pain of his loss.
I love king killer chronicles
It’s Hayley Joel Osments birthday today
Ya unholy yet again
I just started reading a book from a YouTuber Sam ONella he does short videos on random interesting things you should reach out to him and have him on your podcast he seems like he’d fit in. Also he could promote his book He put his email in the book it’s SamAMillerBuisness@gmail.com I think he’d make a banger guest!!
Gooner
Hope you guys enjoy the boost in patrons after you stopped putting the video links on spotify Sorry for bumming for a little while there, but it feels good to return to the fold
I can assure you. Having a widows peak is ass. Genuinely fucks up with age.
Uncle Sam please make marathon video about marathon video game, please my chud friends don’t get it please they don’t listen to me
Obviously have to get him on the show
Can we have poob do more book reviews? I really loved that bit
Definitely enjoyed Poberton's book reviews. This made for a great ep, thanks Stalltt!
An episode before the 15th?! We eatin’ good in the neighborhood
Damn, thanks for making me tear up about my pets on the drive into work
Poob is the fairy goddess of sex
How has Pooh managed to buy a house with every possible problem
Not sure how Poop managed to afford a house at all. You'd think he makes $10k a year the way he talks about not being able to afford things as if Sam still pays him $500/episode like he used to. And lord knows he doesn’t stream enough to make substantial income from there. Poop if you read this I love you, you just seem in dire times
Another banger guys, I think you should get mechanical counters and compare how often you guys poop in a week/month
Yo ages ago you guys said you wanted to visit Hadrians wall, make it happen dudes i want to see you carve penises into it while I watch from my house right behind you. I’ll put some savoury meats on the traeger and the succulent scents will carry you through the air towards me. Anyway love you guys great episode bye.
God if only there still was some ancient tree landmark they could chop down
Jokes on you Sam, Vyvanse costs me $25 a month
Can we get the Forehead Fables Letterboxd tour soon? Or maybe a book episode, all the patrons agree with me that we want that.
Get nick mullen on the pod
That’s my friend I’ll talk to him
Poob read the Wheel of Time for some actual good books
Is it worth? I just dnfd Suneater (Book3). Need another series after The Iliad / Odyssey
can we get a brian guest episode just to see what he's been up to
Didn't that guy die (Bless his soul)?
Real nice eppy (episode) boys! St-st-stalt? W-what are you doing with your hand-ughhh oh fuck holy shit mmfhph I’ve never felt this way before. Hahaha just joshin but seriously nice eppy (episode)
DISLIKE
Poob. Definitely go get your prostate looked at brother
I’ll do it for him
Yeah man I have no idea what you're talking about with a colonoscopy, I had one at 22 and it's nothing like that. You just drink a laxative prep and they lay you down on your side and take a little stick camera and guide it through you, no air or blowing up your guts or anything. I've also had the camera pill and that's a little less invasive but you do have to wear this giant batter pack in a purse the whole day so the camera can activity send the pics to your doctor. I was awake for my colonoscopy and it wasn't painful or invasive at all, I was bullshitting with my doctor the whole time because I chose not to go under fully
Poob, you should watch Tongan Ninja. It's on YouTube and it's art
I'm gooning to Forehead Fables!!!
Foreskin fables
Poob my neighbor went to the doctor for stomach. Pain died four days later from cancer. Your fucked
Genuine tip for the leakers you can shake and then press your gooch to push the remaining piss out less leak more freak
Edging is so real but it leaves you prone to having accidents and accidents and sex just dont mix, I think
How are there people here an hour before I even got a notification this got uploaded? And to answer the question, im and edger and im proud
I work as an engineer on ships on backwatch and have been up for 20+ hours now, almost passed out on the train-ride home just now and this gem dropped. Thanks for saving my life.
please get jay dyer on
That’d be legendary
Sam don’t get Abby an suv. They’re more dangerous in rollover accidents and all the new suvs have catastrophic engine failure constantly
Women do not need SUVs unless they have like 6 kids
Thank God there’s another post cant wait for the next one in 2 weeks
This is great thanks fellas. I got alot of cold calls to make and I listen while I’m dialing. I know pencil pushing f@g. This insurance ain’t gonna sell itself and sadly we all need it. I’m just here to get people better rate. I’m NOT the bad guy and I do NOT have control of the rates. And yes we do use credit based reports to determine your rates. Please don’t hurt me
"Sadly we all need it" I mean... no not really lol
This better be about stalltt or else punks
I'm at work rn this is awesome
And everyone says in unison: Thank you Stalltt!
I was just about to complain, my prayers have been answered! Praise be forehead fables!
Who would you rather goon with? Vote below
Poob
First week of the month has to be a record
Hell yeah. Hoping for a 4/20 patreon special in May with a tribute to Brian.
Only a week in to the month wtf, you guys spoiling us
Thank you for the giggles and whimsy
Hell yeah
Poob made me gay >:(
can we get steve on the podcast
Oranginus
It’s just gonna be him talking to poob
We are being spoiled
Totally sick
No shway poob it up!!!
Perfect timing for the end of my shift
boy! I can't wait!!
This early in the month oh Sams you spoil us
Ty gamers
Thanks guys needed it for the day
You know what guys? Great job. You released a podcast in a timely fashion.
Damn not even 30 seconds in and Poob wants to be punished by Sam
It’s about me again ugh
This can’t be