Poob Under Siege - PATRON EP. 82

Name of the wind is great Idk why he goes full neckbeard in the second book though last half reads like a teenage redditors fantasy

Kamikaze Shortbus?

Love you too

I'm a few episodes late, but you guys should look at Mammoth Hat Company or some shit like that, it's hats for big ass heads

Put video links back on Spotify

Sam you’re not allowed to wear gloves when you move now

Love you 😘

Get nick mullen on the pod

The rest of the ender series is actually really good, I'm going through them right now and actually see the series as a testament to compassion for those that are different than you. You should judge it yourself. Most the violence itself is in enders game. Ender is no longer a soldier after enders game

Sam talking about people not having good morals with mail after defending the scam sponsor is so on brand.

Easter fact. ☝️ Easter bunnies clock measures 4.9 in long with a 1 in circumference 🐰

A landmine could help with those pesky trespassers

Hey bonus episode, snap snap, podcast man. Need some more entertainment my pookies.

Bonus content ?

PFG hats: make all the way up to 3XL fitted hats I wear a XXL hat, big head gang That or fantastics if you want sports hats, you can search a team and then 7-7/8in or 8in hat

the new set is nice, lovin the camera quality

Poobs basement flooding is cosmic karma for not fixing his car first.

Love you guys

A little surprised that you guys just got around to deleting the video links lol. Basically giving out your paid content for free

Also, LOVE YOU GUYS

Oh how I miss are sweet boy Brian may he rest in peace 🪦

"Scarves can be quite warm" is almost like "bigger than you thought they were"

You guys ever take a foot bath?

I have met Lawrence Fishburn, Morpheus, but unfortunately I can’t get him on the podcasts lol

Love you guys tho keep this shi up gang

I’ve listened to every podcast so far to the 40th episode and I can’t lie I’ve felt like I heard this episode before kinda weird lol

Back rooms a24 trailer is out! Watch it! Love you and forehead kisses you beautiful boys

I love you too Sam’s and Stalltt as well. Wishing a good Easter to you guys and your families. My Easter gift to you both this year is $5 a month! My birthday is coming up I want Die of Laughter season 2. If I don’t receive this gift by July then I might have to download these podcasts and put them into some kind of AI machination and make my own Die of Laughter season 2! Thank you guys very much for this wonderful episode!

also great thumbnail for this one

Also thanks Stalltt, you a real one 🖤

Poob, don’t let this styleless, hatless, classless, ET body having goof give you shit about accessorising. God forbid a white boy has some motion.

Can this Poob guy grow some balls

I love you too Sam’s!!!

Poob should tell his girls family about the podcast

I love the way poob says poop

Yall mf’ers got a PO Box I can send shit to? I have a great gift idea

At this point yall just need In House Counsel for all your legal issues. Other than that love yall!

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Imagine they get a 'set' of identical twins for the podcast but one of them is just Poob's claymation movie character that nobody acknowledges being claymation

please get Jay Dyer on

Love you dad

Love you too Sams

Poob Read the Wheel of Time

Love you

EASTER FACT: I LOVE FOREHEAD FABLES!!!!

Hello parasocial buddies

i live you poob

Never actually met somebody else who has big head problems, nice to know I’m not the only freak out there

How are gloves douchey? 😭

YES YES YES

love yall

Thank you I was considering ending my time here ps tfs ulli1strong Exclusive Podcasts

I saw the cash sponsor and thought only a dumb ass would fall for that, so if you were upset from that... Idk man

I aint eva gonna stop loving you bitch

Eating good this month love you guys

I love you. I would reclaim my group's slur but I don't want to make you uncomfortable.

I love you Sams

Love you too <3

Saint Peter was a rabbit. That’s how the church connects to the Easter bunny

Love you guys <3

When the Sam's get together in person there needs to be an extras video of you two going to Lids at a mall.

Love you Sams

Has he considered that I may have told all of the methheads that there is a treasure chest in his walls? Maybe if I had a JOI this wouldn't have happened..

Can't relate I'm the druggie in my neighborhood

We have some druggies across the street, my late grandma would sit out on the porch and watch them like tv while chain smoking cigarettes. The guy since has turned it around into some kind of pseudo rehab and this tweaker woman came from across the street and I heard her yelling for help outside my window. I scattered but I just opened up my window and she was like theyre trying to kill me they have my stuff. I told her to go hide in my backyard but she was insisting on going back over there for her smack or whatever and I practically gave up on her and just talked to the police i'd dialed prior. Turns out not that lady but another got shot thrice with rubber bullets while I was at work recently, the other lady was there lmfao she probably swatted them IN HOUSE 💀 The guy is genuine but hes old and idk maybe a stroke in, I cant tell exactly but he doesnt need to be at the mercy of fields and junkies, at least the sheriff is right down the road 😭 You arent alone poob

Love you guys, in a totally sexual way. Well, more Poob, sorry Sam.

Love you too daddy Sams

Who would you rather "siege"? Vote below

Alright alright the episodes this month have moved me from no longer generally satisfied to oh my God I love you guys. I'm sure this episode will be a banger too. Thanks staltt, poop and general

Love you, big dogs

Love Stalltt‬ only

Love you as well Sam, loving the podcast, it's the only one I find engaging enough to listen to. Can't wait for more!

Love you too

Love you guys too

Thanks Stalltt

Love you guys

No Abby, huh? I hope you get a really bad hang nail. I'm unsubbing. Someone fax me if these lazy degenerates start putting in some effort

Love you too

Love you guys

I emailed you and YOU didn't say it back.

Love you too Sam

Love you too

Love you too Sam

Love you.

love the thumbnail

Awesome episode can't believe we're all best friends, looking forward to being on the next episode!

Last minute but you got that last episode for the month out

Love you too sam

Love you sam

Love you guys

This will go well with my midday beer! Man its good to be a trucker on the road just swigging beer and listening to my best friends sam and poob!

The gremlins have blessed us

I love you Sam, now I won’t have to do that great evil I was planning

A bonus episode???

Love you too

Now this is what I pay for

Thankies

good morning forehead fables we all say in unison

I felt this come out like from my peener

Kinda freaking epic sauce, thanks guys love ya

i love you

I love you guys too but I dont think you guys love me back

Surely this will be one of the patron episodes of all time

you’re not allowed to skip april because you posted on the 31st

Love you poob, awesome shirt

I've creamed my pants

Now I can shower & brush my teeth 😃

Another banger

Love you, Sam. Not the other Sam tho. And good job as always Stalt

Love you too, Sam! If you don’t post the heist video I blow my brains out on national tv

I love you too cutie ;)

Not the first comment, not the last comment, but a comment nonetheless.

Poob it up!!!

I will kill whoever is attaking put poobie

We win

I was just thinking that these fuckers have to post soon

PATRONS REJOICE

oranginus

Love you too Sam!

I love poob

Boner alert

Let's go

Rahhhh

Ty gamers

first!!

I can bounce on it, love you Sam

Fuck yea