Giving the Gift of Ick - PATRON EP. 79

Poob are you listening to or have read/listened to The First Law trilogy by Joe Abercrombie? Cause holy ball knowledge to ref Sand Dan Glokta

Wholesome ass inspiration from Sam about life being 90% failing and figuring it out from there.

Wish I could upload pictures into these comments but alas...

Love you guys hope you're doing well

Im going to first class trouble choke you ya freaks

I’m gonna release my general sam n-word compilation supercut in 5 days

You're making me do something I really don't want to do... I'm re cutting the AccesArea video and reuploading it without context :v

I'm going to post Poob's new address if you don't upload soon xoxo

Brothers please! Halt your thoughts of apprehension and comments of vexation. This enterprise is like that of an ocean vessel, the Sam’s our Captain, and we the wind. I’m sure our captains shall return to the helm in due course so sheathe your anger! For what captain would wish to sail in a storm of hate and blasphemy! Our steadfast resolve shall be endowed with another episode shortly for sure. 😌

It’s been a year daddy

I hope all is well with you freaks, for now... If you dont get your shit in order though, I wish for ruination upon the lot of ye.

Stalt, I just want to say I hope you're doing well brother and taking care of yourself. To Sam I hope the family is doing well too. To Poob, where the fuck is the episode >:(

You know it’s bad when stallt ain’t even in here to tell us to stfu 😭😔

That's it... I'm going to ram someone off the road in my 18 wheeler if I'm not fed my SLOP soon....

When theres no new episodes im reminded of how unfunny you both are

I’m about the FUCKING lose it pal

Maybe Sam's grandma kicked the bucket?

Not even gonna make a joke genuinely fuck u chud ass mfs

give me my fucking slop jesters

Maybe Abby finally snapped

im so hungry..

So it has come to this… I’m not gonna beg anymore, this is worse than when my girlfriend wouldn’t beat me. Having to wait and anticipate for a sliver of happiness, I just can’t do it anymore, I think we need a break.

Slop! Slop! Slop!

I remember January of 2023. Dark times. The first episode of the month didn't drop until 16 days into the month. Us paypigs started ripping up old episodes to survive

One more minute and im microwaving my dog.

Guys I'm scared I may hurt myself or others if this episode doesn't drop before I leave for work today

Let me have a word with the general…

New episode today or I start shidding

boooooo

I think this is the end, fellas…

tick... tock....

Today or else.

okay so i wasnt going crazy came to the comments to see that were all sending death threats okay good , cause the innocent old lady next door has it coming if there is not something within a WEEK.

If we don't get 3 bangin' ass pods in the next 16 days, I'm canceling my membership and giving it to Dick Masterson.

Did they die?

im not angry about the break yet, but i could see a possible future where i am

riot

I’m going to do something regrettable if this episode doesn’t come out soon

Alright all jokes aside wtf is going on here, these better be some banger episodes cause at this point I think we will get gta 6 before new episodes

I’m gonna have to call a wellness check on Sam and Sam

Has it been long enough to start complaining ?

Starting the new year with a bang..

Alright so yall just taking my money

Are you guys coming back?

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Drop a episode tomorrow or I relapse

Autopay is off you have been warned

New year same Sam’s!

I’m losing it!

And here I thought new year new episode but clearly I was wrong

no new sam video no new podcast, i think he scurried with our money and split.

Errrmmmm, new ep?

Cough cough....we are waiting

I shit you not I press play and I thought I was getting sacrificed for my five dollars. What the absolute fuck

Both Sam and Poob you should do LSD and also Listen to the Band TOOL while tripping trust me you'll be mind blown but get Mr.Bizzle as trip sitter too

You see that poob its your car fading away because all the patreons left tick tock boys

joining the autopay boycott ✊✊

autopay will be off as of 1/10/26@ 3pm if i dont see some fucking juice

if there’s no episode tomorrow me and the other patrons are turning off autopay, we have already discussed it in our secret group chat

Poob if your car is still broken might be the perfect time to get that 1970s Lincoln Towncar/continental

Don’t listen to a lot of Eminem anymore but holy dog shit takes

Chop chop boys drop the slop

Hey why are the staltt editor comments in this episode white instead of yellow. Shits throwing me

Tuned in to listen to my favourite guys. I watched Sam since I was in 6th grade or something like that. 25:06 I was born on the 23. Of December at literally 23:46

You guys should try and get kai the hatchet wielding hitchhiker he’s doing podcast it’d be hilarious cause he would think its serious, be a john mcafee type vive

It's okay guys, post when you feel like it.

It sounds sketchy probably, but I've had to get plenty of vehicles out of really shitty wet snow. Usually you end up needing to push and maybe lift a bit. Otherwise, try all of those tools as soon as you realize you're stuck, before you dig yourself deeper. I doubt a 2x4 would work, but I've used 2x10s. Depending on the circumstances you need to place it either in front of or behind the tire, but being able to drive up onto any hard surfaces that's long enough (rocks would probably work too) helps a lot. I don't think a 2x4 has ever helped someone get out of snow or slush.

I used to be a Amazon delivery driver and I would always steal snacks if I saw the neighbor had them out. I used to also drink from the sprinklers if i ran out of water. No shit

Would you bastards mind getting the lore lodge on here like you promised in episode 104? Much love <3

blanket came with a used dip and a little undisclosed juice

All good. The blanket arrived and I was very happy with the quality and it looks great.

Wtf i thought poob needs a car

damn calling the slim shady era corny and shit is mind blowing

Merry Christmas

Sam and Poob imma need yalls Spotify links. Catching up on the patron episodes and just saw the one where yall talk about Aphex Twin and I need more.

Rabbies shots for everyone don’t play with bats

Sam you want traction boards

I put this on with the fire log sat down with my loving family and had the best Christmas dinner

Merry Christmas daddies little darlings. Hope y’alls families are doing well.

Hey Poob, keep an eye on the fainting thing. Might be a one off, but my girlfriend had something similar happen to her years ago and it escalated into full blown seizures thereafter. Similar situation; Normal one second, fainted and delirious the next. Stay safe brother.

I have presidential aids

Release an episode on the 13th for me it’s my birthday it would make me very happy

Poob would have a panic attack if he saw the r/TVtoohigh subreddit 😂

On the topic of people having birthdays before Christmas, I have the misfortune of having it in January

Mailman here "superior truck driver " we had a carrier do that and the house pulled the snacks and put a sighn that said " due to greedy Mailman we will no longer be putting out slim jims" needless to say that sub got a ass chewing

Sam casually admitting that he has an illegal short barrel shotgun at around 40 minutes

Tell Poob To get a cage for his chimney, I had birds coming down my chimney and filing down the exhaust pipe of my water heater, some would make it through but I had to dump about 12 dead birds out of the pipe and put a cage around my chimney top.

Great episode as always boys, Poob if you redraw the death of Tinky Shirt on your store website I will buy it, I wait patiently for this to happen.

Mailman here- I don't take snacks from a known treat address if I don't have a delivery for them that day. Thank you for looking out for us delivery folk Please don't poison the snacks because of one greedy Amazon shmuch

Tell your bitch daughter her goats a rapist and that his peak on the international stage was as an assistant coach

happy birthday

Happy holidays boys, when’s the part when we kiss

For Christmas I gave myself the gift of canceling all my patreon subscriptions. All but this one of course. Im putting that $30 I saved right back into this $5 paytch, and boy, its paying dividends.

Thank you boys, this will cover 2 hrs in my 24hrs worth of flights tonight.

Wasn't there also some kind of trucker story Sam was going to tell that he heard from a trucker lady?

Can confirm I shit and piss, and sometimes cum in my Amazon van

Stoked poobs listening to the first law series, awesome books and Stephen Pacey is an amazing narrator. Always thought I could see a world where Sam gets what's coming to him and gets turned into a glokta type

I wish 10 years of rotten harvest for the both of you 😝😍

Thanks Guyz See you in the new year!

Merry Christmas everyone! Be proud boys this is the most consistent podcast I listened to this year :D

happy holidays my big dawgs, appreciate the new ep

Besides my dad dying I had a pretty good year! Happy holidays homies <3

Thank you gentlemen for this sumptuous christmas feast

Merry Christmas Sam’s have a happy new year, Patrons pick up poobs Xmas mug shits niiiiiiice

giving the gift of nineteen big hot sweaty men running into your house and rubbing their big hot sweaty man bodies all over you

Might as well start the equivalent of Epstein list for all the things Poob has done to me and countless others in the patreon now. Innocence ripped away

Ty gamers

My wife (AppleJack) left me for Twilight sparkle’s brother

Yippee! Merry yaoimas and a happy new yuri gang luv u

Garry Christmas

Merry Poobsmas

Great episode you really outdid yourself guys

I’m filled with so much Christmas joy that it’s dripping down my leg

Merry Christmas and happy holidays gang