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November 30, 2025

The Sacred Master Stroke - PATRON EP. 78

what an intense weekend of entertainment. This patron exclusive, Bizzlesnaff posted a video, Seneral Gam posted a video, and General Sam posted a video. It's like a full onslaught of giggles all around.

Video Version: https://youtu.be/TDlODuaXJM0

Comments (72)

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Zak Turpin · May 27, 2026

poob has gained noticable wieght

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OfficalTwitchy · April 28, 2026

I know this episode is super old, but Poob needs to read The Wheel of Time

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xFresh Pebble · December 12, 2025

I actually resubbed to the Patreon because of the reuploads from the YouTube bandit, take that how you will Sam and Poop

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Julian · December 7, 2025

For anyone who cares poob is currently doing a 24 hour live game show on paymoneywubbys twitch, pretty funny so far

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Carpet Creed · December 6, 2025

Generalsam please for the love of god make a vod YouTube channel

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Julian · December 6, 2025

Update the patreon collection ya bums

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Paper Cut Simulator · December 4, 2025

I was top 0.7% in YouTube recap, so I’ll also off myself if you end this podcast

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Carpet Creed · December 6, 2025

Not to burst your bubble but I was 0.5% in Spotify for the blind

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Alyssa · December 4, 2025

The audo books for the Dune series aren’t bad. Some of them have full casts and some of them it’s just one old guy like poob says but it’s pretty good

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Alyssa · December 4, 2025

Also I’m sad because I was thought this was the thanksgiving episode and I love hearing about Sam’s fuckass family

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The Wanderer · December 4, 2025

Red Rising is goated, Poob actually got me into it. However, The Expanse is one of my favorite series, I highly recommend finishing it.

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Marcos · December 4, 2025

I was Top 0.6% of viewers on YouTube recap so just letting you know i will kill myself if you stop doing podcasts

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Chemicopia · December 10, 2025

a lot of people will

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not devin white · December 3, 2025

“Nobody looks like you” well poob I have about 500,000,000 posts on the subreddit that say otherwise

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Nathan Mills · December 3, 2025

Not gunna lie one of your best pods yet

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Rexluther · December 3, 2025

Man it’s so easy for people to shit talk pve players when your whole job is to play video games, or you are the kinda person who has all the time in the world, man I get it but like I used to play a lot of pvp dark and darker, but the thing with those games if you don’t have enough time to keep up you just get left behind and I’d rather be able to enjoy the game after getting off a long shift at work rather then, being stressed the whole game paranoid about getting my shit destroyed lol, nonetheless great podcast boys

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Rhys · December 3, 2025

Fuck boys this was a good one

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Trash_Man · December 3, 2025

i got a blanket Sam, my feet better be super warm and toastie underneath it

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joehsjerkin · December 3, 2025

bring back minecraft server

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Stalltt · December 4, 2025

we've officially canceled the server sub because we didn't use it enough, that chapter is closed for now

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SugmaNard · December 2, 2025

"Fuck the trucking community" - Big Sam 2025

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Clint tucker · December 2, 2025

Poob that package can be forwarded just do a 360 on the post office link and complain and they will grab the package from ya

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BLeh · December 2, 2025

this is a top 5 episode for me, the wordplay bits genuijely had me fucking dying i love your guys humour and ebb and flow so much.

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NecrosHQ · December 2, 2025

I love when Sam finds an opportunity to say “cleft in Twain” he always says it without fail, I’ve never heard him say “cut in half “

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Luke Moran · December 2, 2025

Heist video for Christmas?! I’ll beg if I must

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Julie Barlow · December 1, 2025

Sam, put your last name on the inside of mailbox, you shouldn’t get their mail anymore.-mailman

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Julie Barlow · December 1, 2025

Poob read primal Hunter, it’s DnD but in book form very good please read.

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Tongo · December 1, 2025

This episode was funny, but the 6th iteration of a story they've said on the last 6 non guest episodes makes it even funnier.

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Hunter Thomas · December 1, 2025

That plane burger joke fucking killed me

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HughBungus · December 5, 2025

I don’t think I’ve ever seen Poobenheimer laugh that hard

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Lukas Paulson · December 1, 2025

Poob, read the Hell Divers series from Nicholas Sansbury Smith

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DevinEatsBeans · December 1, 2025

The plane-burger joke was comedic gold, and red risings is goated fr.

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Dude Spungis · December 1, 2025

Do you think he got a side of wings?

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wackjobdeviant · December 1, 2025

Honestly, fire Sam and dog killer Sam. Stalt and Abby replaces them with snake guy editing.

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pibb · December 1, 2025

hmm what if I were too combine gooning with exercising..

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Jjrichy · December 1, 2025

We are so back, I’m just sad that I’ll probably have to wait at least 2 weeks for the next ep of the boys.

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Benjamin Jamieson · December 1, 2025

Poob stick with First Law. 2nd and 3rd book is fucking awesome sauce

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WWHD1 · December 1, 2025

Mush! Mush! More episodes by the morrow!!

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enterfrog · December 1, 2025

I don’t see a new video from seneral gam :(

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WWHD1 · December 1, 2025

It's there

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enterfrog · December 1, 2025

Ty gamers

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Super_Void33 · December 1, 2025

sam's forehead sure is fabling in this one -- in fact, it's telling some tall tales

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Simon Sniffcock · December 1, 2025

Sam you should try to get Uncle Rob the Trucker on, that dudes humor I think would line up pretty well with you guys and it would cater to your audience. Plus this dude does 1800 miles before you get out of bed in the morning.

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Compact Disc · December 1, 2025

You guys aren’t beating the plain burger joke before the year ends

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Worldize · December 1, 2025

Really funny episode! Although I didn’t understand the plain burger joke 😂

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Nolan Pasch · December 2, 2025

Plane burger 🥵

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Kyler · December 1, 2025

happy birthday

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Budds · December 1, 2025

Read the Wheel of Time series man

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Sam Jones · December 1, 2025

POOB READ CHILDREN OF TIME BY ADRIAN TCHAIKOVSKY

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Grelk · December 1, 2025

seconded

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john carlos · November 30, 2025

Dropped 2 hours into my 10 hour drive (those previous 2 hours spent listening to the last ep)

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Chase Tyce · November 30, 2025

Golden Son is a fantastic book in a fantastic series

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Latina_Destroyer49 · November 30, 2025

Banger ep. Love the part where you talk about jerking off your loved ones

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TreeBeard · November 30, 2025

That right-wing pipeline video left me completely radicalized. And for that I thank you Samuels YEEYEE!

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Gaziwa · November 30, 2025

The Road is better than Blood Meridian

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Fabler King · November 30, 2025

Good morning fablers all around the globe

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Alex · November 30, 2025

Good morning fello fablers

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ManOfCave · November 30, 2025

Si.

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Gmo · November 30, 2025

6.5 hours into my 8 hour shift and this drops. Thank you, Sams. Email comin in soon

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JP · November 30, 2025

Sam posted a video? Am I being gaslit?

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Grant G · November 30, 2025

I'm pumped, these fellas ensure my souls survival on the clock Appreciate you guys, from the years past to the future

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Gmo · November 30, 2025

Been workin here for 2 years and haven't listened to literally anything else. Without the boys I'd be looking into a new career

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MacFattie · November 30, 2025

Radical my dudes

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AquaAxolot · November 30, 2025

Let’s fuckin go

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Julie Barlow · November 30, 2025

YIPPEE

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Dimes · November 30, 2025

Thanks lads

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Xyzzy · November 30, 2025

WAHOO!!!;

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NotAdog · November 30, 2025

Definitely not a dog

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asvpdynasty · November 30, 2025

Bizzle is the man

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CRZYCAT-2317 · November 30, 2025

Meow 😻

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GlueSniffy · November 30, 2025

First to sniff glue bitches

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TREWAYUZUMAKI · November 30, 2025

Hazah